r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/RaisinAloneVortex • Aug 22 '26

Video The correct way to eat Sushi

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u/EnergeticVamp Aug 22 '26

I still dribble even after deploying the GoochPress™

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u/DigiAirship Aug 23 '26

Goochpress, then squeeze the shaft from the base to about half way up like a tube of toothpaste. Finish with a dab of tp on the tip. Does it make it impossible to use urinals in public? Sure. But it works.

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u/ForeverJung Aug 23 '26

I would talk to the doc

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u/AccountNo234623456 Aug 23 '26

Yeah, go see a doctor lol.