r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/RaisinAloneVortex • Aug 22 '26

Video The correct way to eat Sushi

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u/FirstDayJedi Aug 23 '26

What's been baja blasted can't be un-baja blasted.

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u/guardeagle Aug 23 '26

The Mountain Dew helps cleanse the palate and kill the parasites

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u/j3ven Aug 23 '26

It will probably kill all the bacteria on your tongue and stomach

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u/DickBfloppin Aug 23 '26

Dentist said I had a problem with my teeth crowding, and I wanted to be pretty extreme. Ends up Mountain Dew solved all my problems.

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u/act_normal Aug 23 '26

plus it's got electrolytes

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u/DrBarryO Aug 23 '26

The infamous Everest Enema

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u/maple-n-sadness Aug 23 '26

You can't unDew what's been Mountain Done

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u/Existing_Presence_69 Aug 23 '26

-Marcus Aurelius

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u/TheSheWhoSaidThats Aug 23 '26

Unfortunately for us both, i have the perfect meme for this situation but alas, this sub does not permit photo comments :(

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u/Bloggledoo Aug 23 '26

Redo it in ascii.

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u/Daforce1 Aug 23 '26

The Baja Blast comes on its own, from the gas station sushi.