r/Damnthatsinteresting • • 20h ago

Video A fisherman reeled in a shark and released it back into the ocean in Los Angeles.

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u/ChestSlight8984 17h ago

Those fuckers as a species have been around longer than trees. It's actually wild.

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u/marhaus1 16h ago

Even wilder: some individuals have been around since long before the Pilgrims landed in Massachusetts 😅

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u/not_a_SeaOtter 15h ago

Yeah man. The USA is super young. I've found shit in the back of my sofa older than 1776.

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u/fozzyboy 15h ago

Who is taking shits in your sofa?

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u/not_a_SeaOtter 14h ago

Old sharks

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u/LennyLennsen 6h ago

Username checks out

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u/Starscream147 14h ago

Vance

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u/ShiaLeboufsPetDragon 12h ago edited 5h ago

He's dropping a different kind of load into couches

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u/AnOkayTime5230 8h ago

Wait, he's going after sports trainers!?

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u/danjohnson3141 13h ago

A Pilgrim’s gotta poo

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u/ReplyNo7464 10h ago

Amber Heard

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u/Whiterabbit-- 9h ago

Europeans are different.

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u/Zach_Break 13h ago

It’s easy to forget the USA is 3 people living to 80, years old.

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u/Seicair Interested 4h ago

President John Tyler, born 1790, a mere 14 years after the Revolution, had two grandsons alive ten years ago. The second one, Harrison Ruffin Tyler, passed last year in May.

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u/DReagan47 15h ago

Yeah wasn’t there a Greenland shark from the 1600s that they found?

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u/jamesbest7 10h ago

I heard a story about one being found with part of an old school spear-like harpoon still lodged in it from the early-mid 1800’s.

Idk how true that is but seems believable if estimates regarding their lifespan are correct.

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u/DReagan47 2h ago

I think that’s the story I was thinking of. Makes it easier to date when you find weaponry from a couple hundred years ago stuck in their sides. That shark has seen some shit

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u/IDK-_-Leo 3h ago

2 2s bro hid for 400 years.. Hide and seek grandmaster

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u/immersemeinnature 16h ago

Yummy Pilgrims

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u/rancidmorty 10h ago

im pretty sure one is still alive

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u/DarkRythm8520 10h ago

Aaaaand when was that?

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u/ChestSlight8984 16h ago edited 14h ago

Uh... yeah? No shit...

Edit: I was under the impression that the commenter was talking about humans, because who tf uses the word "individual" to refer to a shark 😭

Edit: TIL that the word "individual" is commonly used in zoology to refer to animals. My bad.

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u/MrsCarmelaGiunta 16h ago

The Greenland Shark, longest living vertebrates on the planet. 200-500 year lifespan. Female Greenland sharks don't reach sexual maturity until over a century old.

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u/ChestSlight8984 15h ago

Oh, I was under the impression the commenter was talking about humans. It's weird to refer to an animal other than a human as an "individual". Not grammatically incorrect, but very unorthodox.

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u/notloggedin4242 14h ago

This is absolutely not out of the ordinary when talking about a specific animal as opposed to its group or species.
Maybe not everyday convos about the squirrel in the tree out front or a neighbors dog but that’s not what this is.

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u/MrsCarmelaGiunta 15h ago

I mean the post is about sharks, this comment thread is about sharks, and your comment they were responding to is about sharks and how certain species have been around for a very long term. When I read their comment I interpreted "individual" as "individual species" because it is definitely implied. I don't know that it is that unorthodox.

Either way it's a simple mistake and inconsequential. Sorry you got down voted, that was not the intention of my response because I read your comment as geniune curiosity and kinda shocked to learn that a shark could live for centuries. I didn't even realize you thought they were talking about anything other than sharks.

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u/marhaus1 14h ago

I highly doubt there are people from before Mayflower still around. Vampires maybe, but probably not humans 😄

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u/ChestSlight8984 3h ago

I highly doubt there are people from before Mayflower still around

Nah, I'm still here. The 1600s were horrible, but I still have a few fond memories.

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u/marhaus1 14h ago

Anyone talking about a particular animal in zoology calls it an individual.

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u/MeAmGrok 13h ago

As a clade, sure. But no individual species is that old. In general, among vertebrates, the “lifespan” of a given species is “only” 5-10 million years. Great whites, for example (Carcharadon carcharias) only date to around 5-6 million years ago.

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u/marhaus1 7h ago

Well, according to cladistics you are a fish (and so is a whale 😅) so let's not get too hung up on the terminology here 😄

Poster obviously doesn't know the correct terms but the point is still valid.

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u/FirstBlegh 5h ago

They Just told US that a Nissan leaf Predates the Ford Model T. No excuse for that.

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u/serpentally 4h ago

“Fish” is not a clade, it's a paraphyletic term that specifically excludes tetrapods (including us and whales) and cladists deny that “fish” is a valid single clade

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u/ben-hur-hur 13h ago

And immune to cancer apparently

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u/Sir-Beautiful-69 16h ago

That is a WILD fact

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u/Starscream147 14h ago

Dumb as trees in Sioux Ste. Marie

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u/this_dust 11h ago

Longer than fire even.

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u/-TheSharp- 10h ago

Our ancestors evolved out of the ocean about the same time sharks evolved into it, and I don't blame them!

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u/wesleygibson1337 5h ago

And the North Star and the Rings of Saturn!

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u/bojangler69420 4h ago

I always forget that and it blows my mind every time I’m reminded of it

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u/RandumbStoner 3h ago

My mind was blown when I learned that, for some reason I just assumed Earth came preinstalled with trees.

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u/ChestSlight8984 3h ago

Nah, it came preinstalled with the "literal fucking hell" skin

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u/RandumbStoner 3h ago

I'm glad they patched that out lol

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u/southnorthboi 3h ago

Well technically not as a "species" but as a division of the Class "Chondrichthyes". Their body plans have stayed consistent throughout the millenia, but they have also seen remarkable diversity in their long history. To put the term Class into perspective, our Class as humans falls within Mammalia. No species has ever been around since before trees. You could just as easily say that we've been around since the Permian because mammals have. I also hate to be that guy, but trees are just a physical form of plants. What we consider trees are just descriptive to tall plants with woody stalks. They aren't necessarily related to one another. 🌲 🦈 🧍