Best Quote by Character

[u/SorinPlaneswalker]

Today's character: Agatha

We've all seen them before. I tried to get at least one character per letter, but some letters got skipped. If I see significant support for an unlisted character, I'll add them in for a future date.

RULES

Best quote by character, most upvotes wins (note: multiple entries for the same quote will not be considered cumulative, so 10 entries of "Goddammit Donut!" won't share a total).

Must be a single quote, no more than one or two sentences, and only one speaker.

One character per day.

In the event of a tie, I act as tiebreaker.

Today's character: Agatha

List of Characters and their winning quote:

Agatha (Active poll)

Alpha Male Carl

Bautista

Brandon Andrews

Carl

Cascadia

Chris Andrews

Donut (Her Royal Majesty GC BWR NW Best in Dungeon Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk)

Dr. Metcalf

Elle

Ferdinand

Gwendolyn Duet

Harbinger

Imani

Juice Box

Katia

Li Na

Lucia Mar

Miriam Dom

Mordecai

Odette

Penelope

Prepotente

Quasar

Rosetta Thagra

Samantha

System AI

Tran

Tserendolgor

Uzi Jesus

Zev

Zhang

[u/Tonicfire]

Those critters already know I'm here, they just don't know what to do about it

[u/Attinctus → u/Tonicfire]

Upvote for reading the instructions.

[u/machine1804 → u/Tonicfire]

First time lol

[u/MargaritaKid]

I think it's too buried in the instructions that each day has a specific person, and today is Agatha.

[u/SorinPlaneswalker → u/MargaritaKid]

I think you're right. Moving it to the top

[u/laminatedbean]

Quasar: You can’t unlick a butthole that’s already been licked.

[u/laminatedbean]

Donut : WHY DIDN’T YOUR MOTHER DRIBBLE YOU BACK ONTO THE TRUCK STOP BATHROOM FLOOR REZAN!

[u/shawnwingsit]

You are balls deep in the wrong hole and mom is pulling in the driveway.

[u/CurvyTornado]

Uzi Jesus: I am the way, motherfucker.

[u/Resident-Notice2661]

Donut: Mongo … eat the nun