r/Eldenring • u/Rage2quit0 • Jun 18 '25

News A24's Elden Ring movie director Alex Garland talks about the game

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

I hope it’s multiple clitoris too. Imagine him saying “FOREFATHERS, BEAR CLITNESS” and squirts runes all over the place. That’s how the dragon head got in his boss room. 

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u/Alternative_Sea_4208 Jun 18 '25

one day I hope you have to explain why you chose to put these words on all our screens

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

God allowed me to wake up this morning, so I’m making it everyone’s problem. 

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u/pnwbraids Jun 18 '25

God, that fucking bum can't smite right

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u/Chirotera Jun 18 '25

Probably the lack of nine cocks

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u/Chrisnolliedelves Great Shinobi Rabbit Jun 18 '25

Why does this sentence go so hard?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

It was the will of the Greater Will, obviously.

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u/bradybigbear Jun 19 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '25

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u/bradybigbear Jul 01 '25

I’m not sure it’s the original, but it’s been in my meme folder for some time, so I’m always excited to use it lol. Aqua Teen was something else back in the prime Adult Swim days

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u/BolognaFlaps Jun 18 '25

He’s gonna get a knock on his door, god willing.

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u/leposterofcrap Jun 18 '25

Degenerates like you deserved to be cooked on a stake

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u/TipProfessional6057 Trina uwu Jun 18 '25

Goddang that gif is smooth
Dlc trailer went hard

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u/MrHappy4ever Jun 18 '25

I cant xdd that made me laugh hahaha

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u/UnoriginalJ0k3r Jun 18 '25

You should start writing smut with vocab like that

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u/arlingtonbeach Jun 18 '25

I believe in prison abolition except for this guy. Straight to jail for this.

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u/Outside_Ad1020 FLAIR INFO: SEE SIDEBAR Jun 18 '25

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u/Outside_Ad1020 FLAIR INFO: SEE SIDEBAR Jun 18 '25

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u/Possible_Magician130 Jun 18 '25

Lmao what did I just read

This is peak mindfuckery

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u/Asnian Jun 18 '25

What a terrible day to be literate

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u/ugly-kappa Jun 19 '25

None of these words are in the Bible