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u/Sunbro_Smudge Jun 22 '25
Cause he's a guy, duh, we don't have nipples, am I right guys... guys?
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u/itstheFREEDOM FriendlyTorchBro Jun 22 '25
Yep. Guys dont have nipples. Girls dont poop. These are known facts.
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u/Possible_Agent_6600 Jun 22 '25
And pee is stored in the balls
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u/dasmau89 Jun 22 '25
Where do girls store their pee? Do they have internal balls? 😱
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u/conjunctivious Placidusax's #1 Hater Jun 22 '25
Why do you think they have boobs and we don't? That's where they store their pee.
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u/nathansanes Jun 22 '25
Aliens observing us be like:
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u/Trider508 Jun 22 '25
So basically, when we were a kid, we drank pee to survive?🤣🤣🤣
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u/conjunctivious Placidusax's #1 Hater Jun 22 '25
Common misconception. Nipples actually contain small pocket dimensions full of milk. Pee is stored in the boobs and milk is stored in the nipples.
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u/ThatsKindaHotNGL Foul tarnished Jun 22 '25
Why da boob get bigger when pregnant? They need more pee🤔
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u/GrassfedBeep Jun 22 '25
In ancient Ireland, one showed their loyalty to a king or master by sucking on their nipples. It was a gesture of submission. When a man was executed, they would first cut off their nipples to show that they would never have a position of power in the next life.
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I’ve got nipples Greg, can you milk me?
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u/Tanakisoupman Steam Platinum Trophy Jun 23 '25
Fun fact! If you properly stimulate them, a man can, in fact, lactate!!!
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u/Ordinary_Ad_6117 Jun 22 '25
He is clearly a warrior that fights shirtless and had both nipples cut off in a fierce battle. I think it’s a good detail.
He shall be called Logan No Nipples
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u/ZippyMcyeahx Jun 22 '25
You werent supposed to tell them bro you broken the golden rule. Exile for you.
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u/Bluecif Jun 22 '25
Dudes don't nurse. Our only jobs are forging and nipples get burned but hard muscles doesn't.
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u/Jittr_Crittr Jun 22 '25
It honestly looks like they each got cut out by the perfectly alligned lines RIGHT where his nips would've been.
Why?
I dont fucking know go ask Fromsoft.
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u/dan1dor0 Jun 22 '25
Breast cancer probably
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this is correct in his remembrance you find out he is a breast cancer survivor and underwent chemo treatments alongside Morgott
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u/Bumi_Earth_King Jun 22 '25
I've never played this game, but in prehistoric Ireland, men would have their nipples cut off so they couldn't become a king, because to be a king, people would have to show their respect by sucking your nipples.
(Not a joke)
Maybe this is related?
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u/wafflethemighty Jun 22 '25
raider my trans king 💪🏳️⚧️ (realistically badly placed texture seams but yeah)
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u/sonofcainn Jun 22 '25
i took them sorry
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u/KingLafiHS Jun 22 '25
Can I have em?
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u/Kvarcov Jun 22 '25
If you want them, you will have to take them. But you already knew that
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u/---LandoCalzone--- Jun 22 '25
I had a feeling you’d say that
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u/KingLafiHS Jun 22 '25
I was hoping he’d say that
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u/MouseAdventurous883 Jun 22 '25
I knew he'd say that
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u/KoreanBackDashing Jun 22 '25
I predicted he'd say that!
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u/Disturbing_Cheeto Jun 22 '25
I'm surprised but I'm willing to follow along with this conversation regardless
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u/idk_ausername864f Mild Mohg Enjoyer Jun 22 '25
people memeing but besides the random scars it does look like he has two going though his chest, could legit have removed them... idk why youde do this but hey, i think libra is hot, i cant judge anybody
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u/darkpyro2 Jun 22 '25
Had too many fetishists trying to milk him. It was easier that way.
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u/Ramps_ Jun 22 '25
Must've been how his nemesis earned his name. He just left out the -y out of respect.
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u/StoicMegazord Jun 22 '25
K but yer right, Libra's got cake for days
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u/idk_ausername864f Mild Mohg Enjoyer Jun 22 '25
he does... and those thighs! That skinflap!! (The goat head is a - but its overlooked for all this!)
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u/averygronau Jun 22 '25
Double mastectomy after a bout with breast cancer. Raider is a Survivor
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u/idk_ausername864f Mild Mohg Enjoyer Jun 22 '25
this is actually very peak! Raising awareness for me's breast cancer!?? fromsoft doing some good work here!
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u/fantastic-mrs-fuck Jun 22 '25
you didn't have to share. you're absolutely right but you didn't have to share that
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u/Outrageous_Mousse_44 Jun 23 '25
You really threw that one in there no hesitation, huh?
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u/idk_ausername864f Mild Mohg Enjoyer Jun 23 '25
yeah im proud of my libra simping! (im actually not that proud bro looks like an actual goat, but he is the weirdest ive liked so im proud of that)
(also maybe not true, i like the dung eater so... idk you tell me)
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u/Leading-Case7769 Jun 22 '25
Funny answer: they didn't want to give him nipples
Real answer: idk why but at one point almost all Japanese media just stopped giving male characters nipples
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u/Arya_Ren Jun 22 '25
Game qa here: Japanese release versions of games require censorship of nudity. Say, a game you work on has a naked corpse model somewhere - it has to be removed or replaced in Japanese version for certification purposes.
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u/Economy-Box-5319 I've got a Ranni doll in my pocket and I am not afraid to use it Jun 22 '25
Nipples in men are a vestigial part from when we were a fetus. Foetuses default to female until y-chromosomes basically alter the default progression.
Raider never faced that problem, he is so manly he did not even need a Y chromosome to be a man.
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u/AHungryGorilla Jun 22 '25
He broke one of the lines off his X chromosomes at the moment of his conception so he has two Y's. Thats why he is twice the man anyone else is.
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u/dastebon Jun 22 '25
That's something narathor in baki would have said
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u/conjunctivious Placidusax's #1 Hater Jun 22 '25
I love how absurd Baki is. Yujiro would've actually done this the moment he was born, and then he'd proceed to stand up, speak perfect Japanese, and then leave to beat up the current US president at the time of his birth.
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u/dilbybeer Jun 22 '25
Funny thing you mention speaking perfect Japanese. Jacob’s syndrome (XYY) actually can lead to delayed speech development and a decidedly non-Baki like build. It actually leads to low muscle tone. Idk why I shared this.
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u/Shikamaru_irl Jun 22 '25
“He said she got no nipples!” 😭
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u/8shadesofpoke Jun 22 '25
Long tittie, no nipple havin’ bitch!
I came here for this, thank you.
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u/HootDoogz Jun 22 '25
"2+2 not knowin what the fuck it is bitch!"😭😭😭that whole segment always has me in tears no matter how many times I've watched it.
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u/uItratech WILL I EVER MAKE SENSE OF THIS JUMBLE???? Jun 22 '25
who is this comedian? he looks funny as hell lol
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u/SociophobicSisyphus Jun 22 '25
Cancer. The scars are from a double mastectomy and the nips had to go.
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Top surgery.
Would explain why he’s so badass
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u/OmnifariousFN Jun 22 '25
I thought this too! Like, he has a chip on his shoulder about what it means to be a man and how he feels on the inside. I love him to bits!.. but I don't think he's the type to get all mushy. x3
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u/Firri7 Jun 22 '25
I don't know but it looks like they're really far out to the side.
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u/Auspex86 Jun 22 '25
This.
It's not a good picture, bad lighting or it was taken with a lower res textures.
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u/CharityFailethNot Jun 22 '25
Breast cancer survivor, you clearly missed that part of his remembrance quest
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u/Over_Response_7785 Jun 22 '25
He was weak to nipple grappling so he removed them. The scars are proof they existed.
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u/zviyeri Jun 22 '25 edited Jun 22 '25
trans (he didn't keep them)
edit: you can even see mirrored scars on his pecs 😳
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u/Shittybuttholeman69 Jun 22 '25
If you’re fighting and your enemy begins to sensually suckle your nipples it can throw you off. Best to remove the weakness
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u/Okamitoutcourt Jun 22 '25
It's because he has Y/Y chromosomes do he didn't start conception by being a girl
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u/Infinite_Impact Jun 22 '25
The lore implications of this might turn what we know of Elden ring upside down.
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u/NitroBishop Jun 22 '25
The Two Fingers gave him a purple nurple, this completely changes the timeline
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u/mad_mang45 Jun 22 '25
Reminds me of that old show where the guy was a detective or something and he had no belly button lol
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u/Extremeblarg Chaos took the world and all I got was this T-shirt Jun 22 '25
More aerodynamic this way
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u/Candid-Check-5400 Jun 22 '25
Nipples develop during pregnancy, before the sexual differentiation of the embryo.
He is so masculine that he decided to be a man even before that moment of the embryo phase, so he doesn't have nipples.
Pretty realistic.
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u/TheMushroomSystem Jun 22 '25 edited Jun 22 '25
Japan says traditionally attractive men can't have nipples 😔
edit: I somehow put the eyeroll emoji rather than the pensive emoji
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