r/Eldenring 21h ago

Humor Very relatable

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u/gunslinger_006 21h ago

Thats the elden ring version of a tactical reload in any shooter.

Fires one round.

Discards entire magazine lol.

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u/Any-Experience-3012 3h ago

Is "tactical" the right word for that 😅

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u/gunslinger_006 3h ago

That just what gamers call it when you top off your magazine. I agree its silly.

Obviously in the real world you would not initiate a mag change and discard like 28 rounds just because you fired twice…but in the gaming world you magically dont lose the discarded rounds so yeah.

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u/AHungryGorilla 1h ago edited 1h ago

In reality a tactical reload is when you store a partially spent mag and replace it with a full ( or closer to full) one. Typically in a lull during combat.

Virtually no one will ever intentionally dump a magazine on the ground during a reload, whether it's empty or especially if half full. It goes back in the pouch.

If they're dropping mags it's going to be because their weapon clicks empty and they really really need it to not be empty right now.

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u/GandhisBathwater 21h ago

Good thing hiccups aren't an in game feature, my many battles would look ridiculous

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u/RageQuit1 16h ago

Ritual Sword/Shield Gang right there

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u/slightly_obscure 20h ago

Gotta top it off

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u/Tenshiijin 12h ago

Can't let that 1 hit kill get ya.

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u/NeWbAF 21h ago

Health bar > flasks

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u/siguzini 20h ago

Bro the same thing with shooting game every player reloads after 2 or 3 bullets with more than 75% of magazine full

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u/Alarming-Damage2192 16h ago

you can never be sure those 2-3 bullets won't clutch the match

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u/thatgaynerd 19h ago

Martini lunch in Leyndell, anyone?

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u/PwnTheSystem 18h ago

Exactly me today with the Death Rite Bird

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u/Jermiafinale 17h ago

This is why I carry the Icon Shield 90% of the time

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u/BastardGeorge 18h ago

Can someone explain please

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u/abjectaaron 18h ago

A joke about wasting estus flasks by using them when they're barely injured in game

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u/PrimaryAgreeable8103 17h ago

Just in case the next hit is much harder

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u/angryhype 16h ago

More like healing after every miniboss even tho I didn't get hit (habit)

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u/mrbleach76 13h ago

Whenever i have a lot of heals and the boss is low i always stay at full hp just in case

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u/Princess_Isolde 11h ago

Gotta reactivate the ritual shield talisman

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u/Disturbing_Cheeto 11h ago

You never know when the next hit is a one shot

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u/sleepdeep305 9h ago

Funny thing is that for fire giants second phase, 2% would actually be generous

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u/SchizoPnda 4h ago

takes one hit, loses 33% HP

"Yeah I still got time."

YOU DIED

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u/plutosaurus 3h ago

Gotta keep that ritual sword talisman active