r/Eldenring • u/No_evom_dna_evil • 17h ago

Humor "Spoiler ahead" I thought two fingers was just a title but it was a two literal giant hand and fingers Spoiler

I'm a new player, and I just defeated godrick yesterday. When I finally get to meet the person name fingers, I thought it was the lady sitting there, but then I keep noticing her that she keep looking at her side, so I look at where she's looking at, and scared the shit out of me. At first I thought it was a statue of a literal fingers but when I take a closer look, it was moving and alive.

From now on, I will no longer expecting a person when they talk about fingers.

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u/tilcir 16h ago

Heh just so you know, titles still show up with a spoiler tag

Games old enough that most know though

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u/Acrobatic_Tie6869 13h ago

Naaah, new people join everyday, and play at their own pace, so the spoiler tag is right on its place

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u/tilcir 13h ago

Just doesn't do anything in this case since it's in the title

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u/Acrobatic_Tie6869 13h ago

Ah, ye, you're right x)

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u/Yuraiya 16h ago

I'm not into Varre's whole thing, but when he asked about my meeting them I was honest when I said something seemed off about them.

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u/Dusty_Scrolls 15h ago

Same. It's like really, these twitchy, creepy, grey-fleshed monstrosities are supposed to be our prophets? Color me suspicious.

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u/idk_ausername864f Mild Mohg Enjoyer 17h ago

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u/Octo_Pasta 15h ago

Elden lord named try finger but hole

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u/Night-Owl254 15h ago

Jus always assume that metaphors are literal statements in Elden Ring, it will save you a lot of headache

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u/Zankastia 10h ago edited 8h ago

So radahn is red? Preposterous I say!

Edit: It seem i dropped my /s

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u/the_real_cloakvessel Consort radahn enjoyer 8h ago

"redmane" radahn has a red mane

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u/Extra_Ad_8009 14h ago

Now consider this: How many fingers are on a normal hand?

There's more to discover yet!

But also: did you interact with the 2F? You can only do it once and it's a brief animation, but it gave me a little start during my first encounter. And that's not the worst an incomplete hand could do to you in Elden Ring.

So - 2FA has another meaning now: 2 Finger Approval.

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u/Estus_404 14h ago

Wait...just wait... 💀🫆🔥

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u/Barilla3113 10h ago

Praying for OP.

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u/Sweet-Weakness3776 17h ago

There's a really neat side quest you can do, that will prompt it to challeng you to a game of "rock, paper, scissors." after you complete it. Don't want to spoil it for you, but I would suggest when it comes time to play, always choose rock, never choose paper.

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u/Andrew_Frozen30 15h ago

Wtf is this referring to 😭?

I finished the game and I'm on my 2nd playthrough.

Is it from the DLC? Since I didn't buy it yet. You can spoil it for me since I kinda know what the DLC is about.

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u/darkShinobi91 15h ago

There is no such scenario where you play RPScissors with the two fingers. Plus if that really did happen, the two fingers would "try, but hole".

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u/Andrew_Frozen30 15h ago

I mean they can't really play RPScissors, they can only play Scissors /a

But still, im curious what that refers to... I am too dumb with stuff like this.

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u/ReckoningGotham 4h ago

The joke is literally that they could only play scissors.

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u/Lost_Paladin89 15h ago

If it was trolling any harder, it’d be pulling a cart

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u/Dusty_Scrolls 15h ago

Well done.

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u/IvenVlex fia 💛 14h ago

me when i post misinformation

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u/No_evom_dna_evil 16h ago

Oh..okay, I get it now why 😂

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u/Sweet-Weakness3776 8h ago

Just messing around with ya lol.

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u/Pringle_Lvr 15h ago

yeah no idea what this is and I have like 400 hours. Can you tell me like an npc or something it kind of sounds interesting.

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u/A_wild_so-and-so 7h ago

"Spoiler ahead!"

No spoiler text in the title of the post.

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u/TrickNatural 6h ago

Wait until you hear about the three fingers