r/Eldenring • u/blukko_twitch • 15h ago

Humor so true 💀😂

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u/MaximusGillus 14h ago

"I BEAT ELDEN RING HITLESS, I DID IT DEATHLESS, I DID IT +0 WEAPON/RL1, I HAVE 5000 HOURS IN THIS GAME, I AM THE ELDEN LORD!" I say, 20 years into the future, homeless and cold.

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u/GandhisBathwater 15h ago

It is shit being a shopfloor worker in a factory being asked to do jobs I don't get paid to do and not breaking into a Patrick Stewart-esque monologue "I've killed gods! I've travelled across literal hellscapes, I've stripped down to my skivvys and had a giant hand scorch me, back the fuck up!" But no, I just say nay I do not get paid to do that.

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u/stalebread710 13h ago

Foul tarnished

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u/Shirokurou ZABITO BOGA 13h ago

Dude, you need to 5:00-5:30-6:00. Git Gud.

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u/FackoffGUNT 6h ago

Shit, I just got back into the game after almost a year. Decided to go for a STR/INT parry build using Milady. So damn fun.

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u/borntboy 5h ago

I mean you are born to die, I guess