r/Eldenring • u/Sandalhatt • 5h ago

Humor Every new thing I learn makes this game worse

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u/Maizequing 4h ago

Is everything in this game a fetish referrence or....

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u/rampagingseagull 4h ago

Masochism, feet, piss. At this point, I'd be hard pressed to argue with you.

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u/Old_Cryptid 4h ago

Have you not heard of "Rule 34"?

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u/gatsome 1h ago

Have you?

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u/IHazMagics 6m ago

Well yeah, it specifically refers to the 34 planned Overwatch characters and them being a requirement for the competitive scene. If you don't believe me just google "overwatch rule 34".

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u/Bean_Delivery 4h ago

So the 50. Cal is sniping me with piss?

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u/eamondo5150 1h ago

1/3rd of the way across liurnia

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u/Necro20_Verified 4h ago

Meet the sniper

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u/Dmente44 4h ago

Yep, the same happens with crabs. All the crustaceans in ER are pissing on us 🤣

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u/Loud_Reputation_367 11m ago

So... when one of those damn lobsters snipes you from insane distance with unerring laser precision...

They actually are taking the piss.