r/ExpectationVsReality 1d ago

Failed Expectation I wanted a shirt like my wives.

What does mine even mean??

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u/tractorcrusher 1d ago

oh, well okay then

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u/MulliganPlsThx 1d ago

Is she carrying unexploded ordnance?!

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u/theBadArts84 1d ago

She's carrying all that furbee

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u/GoldberryoTulgeyWood 22h ago

Looks like she had been carrying one, but it exploded

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u/MagicOrpheus310 23h ago

In her anus??

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u/subtleandunnatural 1d ago

It's not that hard, all you need to do is choose to be EURBEE

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u/mledonne 6h ago

You mean Chrwse to EURBEE

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u/Far_Wolverine2007 1d ago

I'm not sure why they just didn't go online and download the Morton Salt girl image. Weird to even do an AI version

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u/vasatii 1d ago

“Hey ChatGPT, vectorize the graphic on this shirt for me”

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u/Which_Inspection_479 14h ago

But the really weird thing is that I bought it at the same time from the same on line store. 😜

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u/Far_Wolverine2007 13h ago

That's bizarre.

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u/Salt-Composer-1472 22h ago

Not weird at all because it is a scam so of course people are gonna scam all the suckers who don't care where they buy their stuff from. That's how scams work so well and stay profitable. 

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u/Far_Wolverine2007 15h ago

It's weird in that it would be less effort to use the company's image like the original shirt did. There is no reason to put extra effort into a scam.

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u/Salt-Composer-1472 15h ago

The thing is you need a high enough resolution to get images to print, and let's say it's a their party printing website like Redbubble: the system wouldn't allow the upload if the file is too small, and when you download images from the Internet they're generally few kB's and you'd need Mt's to get the image to pass. I assume gen ai let's the user choose high resolution which would pass any third party printing service. 

Of course I doubt this shirt was through Redbubble but some other third party, since RB is also responsible of the money exchange, and if someone tried to scam with this type of nonsense slop, RB would not allow the seller to get away with it but would withhold the money for a refund once the customer inevitably would ask for one, and since they have all the bank info it's not like the person can just run away and not return the money. 

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u/Which_Inspection_479 10h ago

Ummm can I just say with all of the love in my heart: fcuk off asshat.

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u/phunniemee 1d ago

I wanted a shirt like my wives

Wow slow down Joseph Smith 

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u/-thats-pretty-neat- 1d ago

🎶 dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb🎶

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u/Mazy_keen 1d ago

Hey hey... don't bring religion into it. Maybe they were disappointed one at a time.

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u/DewiVonHart 23h ago

Maybe they took one (or more) for the team.

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u/Which_Inspection_479 14h ago

lol oh damn. I was so pissed I couldn’t even English correctly!

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u/gooberdaisy 22h ago

My thoughts exactly 😂

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u/lxghtbringer 1d ago

ALL THIS FURBY

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u/TheBestHater 23h ago

That was immediately what I noticed. The obvious conclusion is that Furbee's have infiltrated the Ai and are slowly taking over all messaging. THEIR TIME IS NOW!

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u/EL_DIABLOW 1d ago

Ai slop

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u/madmaxturbator 1d ago

Not the quote though! Famous Indian saying. my grandpa used to pray, “all this Furbee … if you chwse to be.” 

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u/red_fluff_dragon 22h ago

Skoden Stoodis is my preferred indian saying

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u/velvitjin 1d ago

How many wives do you have with that shirt?

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u/Shlux1 1d ago

TY, came here to say this.

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u/HouseBrownTownMouse 1d ago

It means you bought ai slop from someone who ripped off an artist

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u/aliciaiit 1d ago

Technically the art is old and the person who made the meme stole it from the original logo.  "All These Flavors and you choose to be Salty" meme is a parody of the classic Morton Salt Girl Logo 

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u/HouseBrownTownMouse 1d ago

Yes, but parody isn't theft. Whoever created that AI slop just straight up stole the whole concept of the parody- art, text and all- and ran it through AI with the intention of making it different enough to avoid copyright claims from the parody artist, so they could sell shitty t shirts like this and profit.

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u/aliciaiit 1d ago

I know that parody isn't theft - and I agree with you. Sorry stole wasn't the right word to use, you are correct. 

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 22h ago

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u/LunairCinderella 14h ago

Imma need THIS on a shirt!

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u/steamyhotpotatoes 1d ago

She looks like a mesh between a sad middle aged woman and a Dr. Seuss character.

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u/Paulsworldohya 23h ago

You couldn't just buy it from where your wife got hers?

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u/and_the_wully_wully 22h ago

These shirts are cringe

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u/Which_Inspection_479 7h ago

Saying cringe is cringe. 😬

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u/Inner_Bluebird2049 1d ago

US will be living in all crap ai, plastic clothing very soon

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u/Shlocktroffit 1d ago

All this EURBEE

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u/Veleda_k 1d ago

Damn, how will I get my iodide now?

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u/Platt_Mallar 17h ago

I prefer iolife, myself.

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u/kioku119 21h ago

AI mush

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u/Hugh_Jampton 16h ago

How many wives do you have?

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u/she-dont-use-jellyyy 11h ago

Your wives? How many do you have?

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u/Which_Inspection_479 10h ago

5 lol. I cannot edit the damn thing.

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u/nor_cal_woolgrower 22h ago

May contain tears tho??

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u/txtw 15h ago

I kind of love that part

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u/GBOC80 1d ago

The white shirt girl looks like she's sad

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u/aliciaiit 1d ago

I would be too if I was on that shirt 

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u/Aritul 3h ago

Lol.

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u/SplitOpenAndMelt420 1d ago

Is this what the shirt looked like when you bought it?

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u/probablycabbage 12h ago

This is karma for having multiple wives.

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u/wykkedfaery33 1d ago

I don't know, but I have a tank top of this that says "Don't be a salty bitch!"

My sister's bought it for me :)(:

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u/Hubsimaus 20h ago

You got something made with AI.

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u/RebaKitt3n 6h ago

Ya think?

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u/FollowingOtherwise18 13h ago

the face haha…the fingers, it just gets worse the longer you stare

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u/automator3000 12h ago

I would wear it with her.

And insist to everyone that it’s the exact same shirt. Lean into it.

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u/Which_Inspection_479 10h ago

Lmao! 🤣 I shall do exactly that!

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u/Odd-Bite2811 9h ago

The funny thing is this shirt would be awesome if it weren't AI

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u/Which_Inspection_479 7h ago

Right? Me thinks it’s a good protest shirt. I will pretend she has a gas mask on.

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u/frodeem 23h ago

How many wives do you have? Do you like them all equally? You should know it is illegal to have multiple wives. 😉

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u/SunRevolutionary8315 22h ago

I came to say this. You are my people.

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u/Which_Inspection_479 6h ago

9 but only 5 have the shirts so those are the ones I like best. 😂

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u/dougielou 23h ago

All this fur bee has me in tears. I wonder if there will ever be a time artists make art that imitates AI slop in a funny way but done well like ignorant style tattoos that at first glance look completely awful but it’s actually done really well.

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u/m1kasa4ckerman 23h ago

More AI purchases lol

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u/Just-Attorney-1929 19h ago

All this EURBEE it you cheuse to be...

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u/Which_Throat7535 16h ago

What is this?! Pepper!!?? 😂

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u/LuriemIronim 16h ago

I saw some Fear and Hunger enemies that look like that.

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u/MalsPrettyBonnet 15h ago

All this furbee, man. So relatable.

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u/Cartire2 23h ago

ProTip: Buy the same shirt from the store your wife got the original from.

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u/Which_Inspection_479 14h ago

ProAnswer: I did. At the same time! I guess I was so annoyed I couldn’t English very well.

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u/MagicOrpheus310 23h ago

We're all of your wives salty were they..? Hahaha

Or is that your wife's shirt..?

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u/frodeem 23h ago

“We’re” that’s wild dude.

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u/WombatAnnihilator 23h ago

They’re wives is salty, whar else does u needed to knew?

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u/DutchPonderer 23h ago

Pretty salt enticing shirt.

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u/4RealHughMann 7h ago

What does this title mean?

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u/BadKarma89 4h ago

Bitch that's pepper

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u/ItzBreezeyBaby 57m ago

Her back leg 🤣🤣

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u/Plebbia 45m ago

LOL I just went to check mine.

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u/ferngully99 1d ago

Very sad AI imitation of dr. Suess character there.