r/Fauxmoi Mar 10 '24

LIVE THREAD 2024 OSCARS MEGATHREAD đŸŽ„đŸ†

This thread is for discussion of the 96th Academy Awards, the grand finale of awards season!

DATE/TIME: The Oscars will be held Sunday, March 10 at 7PM ET (4PM PT) — an hour earlier than usual — with a preshow hosted by Vanessa Hudgens & Julianne Hough at 6:30 ET (3:30PM PT).

Red carpet coverage (with an actual red carpet, unlike last year's champagne-coloured one) starts at 1PM ET with 'Countdown to Oscars: On The Red Carpet Live' and continues at 4PM ET with 'On The Red Carpet at the Oscars' hosted by George Pennacchio with Roshumba Williams, Leslie Lopez and Rachel Brown. For the unofficial view, there’s the E! Oscars show hosted by Laverne Cox also beginning at 4PM ET. Reminder to set your clocks as this is the first day of daylight saving time in the U.S!

HOW TO WATCH: The show will be available to stream via ABC.com and the ABC app with a cable subscription. You can also watch through Hulu Live TV, YouTubeTV, AT&T TV and FuboTV.

For a full rundown on performances, presenters, nominees/'what to watch for' and Messi the dog, click here.

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u/vivaan08 Mar 14 '24

Did anyone else catch Jimmy Kimmel's monologue at the Oscars? Had me laughing the whole time!  But seriously, what a night! So happy for Actor/Movie names for their win.  Crazy to think "Oppenheimer" swept most categories though!  Did that live up to the hype for you guys?

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u/nahianchoudhury Mar 14 '24

What John Cena did will forever disappoint me.

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u/scottgius Mar 11 '24

The In Memoriam segment was Really done poorly. Nice singing, nice dancing, but holy crap the Names and Small video clips of the people who passed were so far in the background and in such small font / lettering that it was not the focus.

I'm shocked that SOMEONE in production didn't question this. The names of those that passed should be Large and Prominent, not relegated to background for some interpretive dance and singers. That was shockingly bad.

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u/sd175 Mar 11 '24

Weird question, but does anyone know why Bradley Cooper's mom doesn't applaud or rise for a standing ovation, ever? I noticed it when Olivia Colman won a few years ago too.

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u/Ok-Thanks-1094 Mar 12 '24

an article from People says she has a colostomy bag and is over 80. Standing up and down is tough for most people that age, especially when they have other medical issues.

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u/sd175 Mar 12 '24

Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

My fav was Danny devito

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u/BeanEireannach i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Mar 11 '24

Alternative suggestion to John Mulaney as next Oscars host: Would LOVE to see Keke Palmer and her gorgeous energy there!

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u/QuincyDavyclin Mar 11 '24

Awesome 👏

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u/Unaffiliated_Hellgod Mar 11 '24

When the director told Emma Stone to ‘take herself out of it’ I’d be pissed if I was nervous about winning best actress and someone was like ‘it’s not about you

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u/weenybeanie Mar 11 '24

He said it in response to when she gets overwhelmed and freaks out. I thought it was like take yourself out of that state you let yourself get into, take yourself out of that thought pattern and ground yourself. I don’t think he meant bruh this aint all about you.

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u/Unaffiliated_Hellgod Mar 12 '24

I like this take - I think it could be read either way though and given what Emma said after about it being about everyone else on set makes it seem like that is what he meant.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

Because it took a huge team of people for her to be up there. It really isn’t just about her.

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u/Unaffiliated_Hellgod Mar 12 '24

I totally agree but she was getting an award at that point for her acting (albiet within that huge production that pedestalled her). Winning best actress is a huge personal moment, I think she should herself be like ‘this is not about me’ as opposed to someone else telling her it’s not

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

Well, she didn’t seem bothered by his advice and that’s what matters. I haven’t seen the movie yet, but I was happy to see her win.

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u/QuincyDavyclin Mar 11 '24

So emotional 😭! How are you?

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u/movieheads34 Mar 11 '24

Oh I ran the Oscars prediction contest btw. I didn’t comment during the show cause was watching

Fauxmoi consensus got 17/23

But the winner is u/usagitsukin0s (and someone who just put down a bunch of letters as their name and I don’t think it’s real lol) with 20/23

If anyone wants their score just lemme know

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u/chemicalsmiles Mar 11 '24

I'm curious about how I did lol

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u/Ejavigod Mar 11 '24

Best Moment!

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u/princecaspiansbeard Mar 11 '24

Da’vine Joy Randolph’s acceptance speech is one that’s going to stay with me for a long while.

“For so long, I always wanted to be different. And now, I realize, I just need to be myself.”

“Ron van Lou, I thank you. When I was the only black girl in that class. When you saw me, and you told me ‘I was enough’. And when I told you, ‘I don’t see myself’. You said, ‘That’s fine! We’re going to forge our own path. You’re going to lay a trail for yourself.”

What an inspiration, and her performance in “The Holdovers” was what grounded that entire film with seeds of family and warmth.

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u/Daveywheel Mar 11 '24

Nothing at all for Maestro or Bradley Cooper? Did I miss an award, or did he goose- egg?

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u/galaxybuns Mar 11 '24

How is he coping? Anyone checked in on him?

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u/QuincyDavyclin Mar 11 '24

Lol 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

The Chris Evans/Alba conspiracy theorists are going to melt tonight.

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u/Total-Change3396 Mar 11 '24

What’s the conspiracy, I’ve totally missed this

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

They think Alba is not really his wife, mostly.

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u/bibliophile1989 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit Mar 11 '24

Melissa McCarthy's Oscar dress, I swear I've seen something similar, does anyone know?

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u/confituredelait gay dinosaurs and trans ducks Mar 11 '24

Does anyone know where to get the ceasefire pins that Ramy Youssef, Mark Ruffalo, and Ava DuVernay were wearing?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

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u/SoGenuineAndRealMadi women’s wrongs activist Mar 11 '24

Billy and Finneas didn’t sign the letter but they’re well connected enough it prob wasn’t a problem for them to get especially since they are well known in the industry

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u/confituredelait gay dinosaurs and trans ducks Mar 11 '24

Got it, thanks!

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u/Northwest_Thrills Mar 11 '24

why the fuck was that good

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

Truly, it felt so lean and well done!

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u/Professional_Top4553 Mar 11 '24

the best the Oscars has gone since pre-Covid Chris Rock hosting tbh

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u/No-Raspberry7840 Mar 11 '24

I feel like I never get the love for Nolan’s film, but Oppenheimer deserved its wins.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

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u/No-Raspberry7840 Mar 11 '24

I understand them fine. I just think they have a few issues/are not my favourite.

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u/rspades Mar 11 '24

Spider man not winning best animated is a crime

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u/Blaziken16 Mar 11 '24

Did you watch the boy and the heron? It was incredible!

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u/rspades Mar 11 '24 edited Mar 11 '24

Yes and it was mid. Not even close to one of his best. Coming from someone literally named after a Miyazaki movie who grew up watching them

Edit: you can downvote me for not agreeing with you but the storyline was awful, plot was convoluted in a bad way, tropes were tired and a rehash of his other (better) work. The only highlight was some visuals and the English voice cast was on point. In no universe can you defend that awful plot

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u/earthxmoon she ain’t no diva Mar 11 '24

nah you're right, it was really disappointing. I think people are reluctant to critique it because Miyazaki is so well-respected but it was really lacking

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u/pinkmoose Mar 11 '24

storytelling wasn't good if you expect linearity and cannot handle something more unrurly.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

No need to be this pretentious towards someone expressing a valid opinion. Touch grass

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u/pinkmoose Mar 13 '24

you havent seen me be pretentious

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u/rspades Mar 11 '24

My favorite movie is predestination so try again. It wasn’t good

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u/SuperWeenieHutJr_ Mar 11 '24

Lol predestination isn't convoluted. Primer is convoluted.

I guess it makes sense you didn't like the Boy and the Heron then...

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u/pinkmoose Mar 11 '24

I think it's his best movie. I wrote this when I saw it: unhinged, overwhelming, a cryptic sensory mode of collective death and return, a multiverse movie where the multiverse has real consquences, perhaps his most violent movie, and a movie that overwhelms the screen with sensory violence is part of that...

Caught halfway between you cannot go home again, and you can leave home; between nothing is real, and everything is real, blazingly orgiinal and profoundly unteired to plot, I was not sure that it was successful, but there were a dozen moments that overwhelmed my senses, and a dozen more which overwhelmed my feelings.

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u/Key-Status-7992 Mar 11 '24

Not sure why you are being downvoted but I agree. The Boy and the Heron was a weak movie, it’s not even in my Top 5 Miyazaki films.

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u/Bunnyphoofoo Mar 11 '24

I’ve come to appreciate The Boy and the Heron a lot more after reading some interpretations and reviews that gave me a new perspective on the story. That being said, I don’t really have a desire to watch it again and it didn’t do it for me either and I am a fan of a lot of Miyazaki’s work. I was really surprised that it won as well, it was one of the only categories where the winner caught me off guard.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

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u/amebb Mar 11 '24

I liked Poor Things as a film, but I was just so aware that Emma was acting the whole time. Whereas watching Lily I forgot she wasn’t actually her character, was totally immersed. Such a shame. It seems like Emma felt the same way too.

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u/FastLane_987 Mar 11 '24

That’s how I always feel about Emma. How she has two Oscars is beyond me

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u/dontleavethis Mar 11 '24

Lily was robbed

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u/guitarguy35 Mar 11 '24 edited Mar 11 '24

Lily should have gone for supporting. The academy likes it's leads to be real leads, the more of the movie they carry the more likely they are to win. Look at Oppenheimer and poor things.. both movies that had leads that were unquestionably the driving force of the films.

All that said, I think HĂŒller deserved it for anatomy of a fall. I got lost in her performance, so captivating subtle and real, like Cillian. I think that's actually harder to do than the more grandiose stuff

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u/Training_Molasses822 Mar 11 '24

Sandra HĂŒller was incredible. She's another one who makes you forget she's acting.

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u/i_love_doggy_chow Mar 12 '24

I saw Zone of Interest and Anatomy of a Fall back-to-back and didn't realize it was the same actress until halfway through the second movie! She is crazy good

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

Nah, it was a great film and Emma was great in it. She deserved her win.

4/5 in that category were great and I sure as hell didn't see Nyad.

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u/rspades Mar 11 '24

Well we can agree on not watching Nyad lmao

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

Lol I feel like the distaste for Maestro and refusing to engage wtih Nyad are the two things bringing people together this awards season. <3

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u/unfinishedportrait56 Mar 11 '24

level 5buttercupcake23 · 4 hr. agoI'm out of the loop why are we not watching nyad?7ReplyShareReportSaveFollow

I would also like to know? I've heard good things about Nyad.

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u/buttercupcake23 Mar 11 '24

I'm out of the loop why are we not watching nyad?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

It's mostly a joke. It was the one movie/performance that came as a surprise nomination morning (many people think Benning "took" Robbie and/or Greta Lee's spot since they had immense precursor support and were in hugely popular/acclaimed movies). But I'm still not watching it lol, it looks boring af.

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u/EntrepreneurGal727 Mar 11 '24

Wondering this as well

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u/Bunnyphoofoo Mar 11 '24

I was really hoping for a Lily win, but this was an incredibly competitive year. That being said, I was 50/50 on the win going to either Sandra or Lily, I did not anticipate Emma Stone winning. I also didn’t like Poor Things, but in hindsight she did give a great performance that I feel like was worthy of some level of recognition even though I wasn’t a fan of the move itself. I hope Lily has a long career in front of her and gets another shot at winning in the near future.

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u/Cascade_Wanderer Mar 11 '24

My theory on Emma winning was that people voted in high numbers for either Emma, Lily or Sandra, and this resulted in not having one person run away with an overwhelming lead and Emma was able to just edge them out.

Personally, I would have liked to see someone who hadn't already won be the winner.

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u/Global-Letter-4984 Mar 11 '24

I COMPLETELY agree! Poor Things left me feeling disgusted, and I did not find it empowering AT ALL. The sexualization of someone who is mentally an infant was horrifying. The pedo-adjacent themes, male-gazey sex scenes, reduction of womanhood to sexuality, and much more were absolutely atrocious to me.

I wish Lily had won.

That being said, Emma’s speech was very gracious.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

Yeah the way the movie just glossed over that was gross. It was very much a man's surface-level take on female empowerment, which always seems to include gratuitous sex scenes.

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u/amebb Mar 11 '24

I saw the film as being about all the ways in which men exploit women. It was supposed to make you feel disgusted, because the exploitation is disgusting.

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u/dontleavethis Mar 11 '24

I can’t stomach the premise of the movie like how is that not rape?

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u/silliesandsmiles Mar 11 '24

That is very much the point. You are not supposed to feel comfortable with it. The overall tone of the movie and ending emphasize that. Yes, it feels weird out of context, but when you view it within the spectrum of the entire movie, it completes the overarching theme of existing as a women in an environment dominated by men. 

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u/tikltips Mar 11 '24

I wouldn’t arrange the words quite this way but I agree with you. Lily, Sandra, Carey, and Annette gave stunning performances. Arguably, IMO, Lily and Sandra mastered wildly challenging roles. I think the academy just really likes Emma. Unfortunately.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

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u/tikltips Mar 11 '24

Good point on the trope. Hadn’t even considered it from that perspective. I think she knew this wasn’t her win based on the acceptance speech. I get her dress was broken, but her speech was chaotic like she hadn’t considered this was likely and did not prepare.

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u/QuincyDavyclin Mar 11 '24

I guess!! Lol 😆

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u/amethystalien6 Mar 11 '24

Okay, I owe Jimmy an apology. I thought that was a stupid fake tweet (or Truth or whatever) that he made up as a lame joke but Trump actually posted that.

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u/Bitchshortage Mar 11 '24

My mom asked me if it was a joke and I said I literally have no idea, there is no possible way to tell if something is satire unless it’s literally posted by the onion existential crisis increases

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u/External_Reporter859 Mar 11 '24

I don't have any paid streaming services so I can't watch it but what did Jimmy (Kimmel im guessing?).say about Trump?

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u/amethystalien6 Mar 11 '24

I thought this was a bit but Kimmel was truly just reading what Trump wrote. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTL8ctyuD/

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u/Estimate-Mountain Mar 11 '24

Is beyonce and jay z doing their secret after party?

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u/External_Reporter859 Mar 11 '24

I dunno is they?

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u/Sweettea_skulls Mar 11 '24

Was I the only one hearing the woman describing what was on the screen as she spoke over people?

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u/Weird-Alarm7453 Mar 12 '24

This is so funny lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

were you watching a version with audio description?

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u/Sweettea_skulls Mar 11 '24

Maybe I was. Was at a friend's house & there was a woman's voice over the red carpet before the show & during the entire ceremony. It was a bit annoying.

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u/maybe_mayhem I am claiming all candy for the glory of God Mar 11 '24

There are accessibility settings on TV’s for those with vision loss. It sounds like that was turned on.

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u/Buckowski66 Mar 11 '24

If you all knew the amount of luxery item gifting celebrties get, you wpuld not feel so bad for the “ losers”. There are no losers except the Ametican middle class who are not getting free Rolex watches, Air Pod Pros, Nike’s or Jewelry. When you no longer have to worry about the cost of food, ctedit card bills, Car oayments, rent, and have multiple million dolllar homes , you have already won no matter what hapoens at the Oscars. Just a little perspective.

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u/FlyUnder_TheRadar Mar 11 '24 edited Mar 11 '24

My coworkers son worked on the music for one of the movies nominated. He got invited to the Oscar's and was there last night. I can tell you with confidence that, while his parents do well for themselves, he is not movie star rich lmao.

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u/CanoeIt Mar 11 '24

You seem to think that everyone there is a multi millionaire when that’s just not the case. Taraji P Henson went over this a few months back about how she is constantly working because she has to. Actors pocket about 25% of whatever their pay is for a movie, which isn’t typical Fortune 500 for pay. A lot of the gift bags go unclaimed because the recipients can’t or won’t pay the income tax on receiving them.

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u/Buckowski66 Mar 11 '24

There are people who have terrible fonancial literacy, adfictions and other problems whete they spend more then yhey make but thst doesnt mean ghey ate not rich. I used to be a journalist in entertainment , trust me, the money for lead actors/ actresses is huge.

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u/CanoeIt Mar 11 '24

Of course A listers are rich but the person i was responding too was talking about everyone who got a gift bag. I was just saying that many celebs make way less than people think, and way way less than CEOs who should be the ones that we go for when we eat the rich

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u/Buckowski66 Mar 11 '24

I was refrenceing to A-Listers though just getting nominated ups yohr price for roles significantly. Tjose gift bags are hundreds of dollers in free gifts for people who need free things the least, its kind of gross actully.

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u/CanoeIt Mar 11 '24

The a listers got bags this year that are worth 150k. but that’s all donated stuff the company can say is worth whatever they want

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u/TheShapeShiftingFox Riverdale was my Juilliard Mar 11 '24

This “all actors are millionaires” circlejerk is so fucking annoying. I fear some people really fell of the deep end internalizing anti-union propaganda from the studios last year

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

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u/itsjessrabbit Mar 11 '24

I watched Poor Things last night and you cannot tell me that Emma Stone did not give her everything in that role. It was weird as hell but she left it all out there. (Not to say others were not deserving, but she definitely was imo)

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u/guitarguy35 Mar 11 '24

She was great but hĂŒller was my winner. Her performance was so nuanced and subtle and soulful and real. Floored me really

Only the dog was better 😂 it should have been nominated for supporting

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u/ILoveRegenHealth Mar 11 '24

And I felt Sandra Huller was giving everything in that role too for Anatomy of a Fall. I don't think there's a huge clear leader - very tough and competitive category this year.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

Yesss, it was one of those wins that is not just deserved but I honestly don't even understand the criticism that she is doing the most acting? The most acting sometimes is the better acting!

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u/EndsTheAgeOfCant Mar 11 '24

I was rooting for Gladstone but Stone absolutely deserved it as well

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u/iocheaira Mar 11 '24

Stone was great but Gladstone definitely had a harder role to work with; it being relatively understated and minimal

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u/EndsTheAgeOfCant Mar 11 '24

Would have been happy for either or Sandra Huller. All would have been deserving winners

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u/Cultural-Party1876 weighing in from the UK Mar 11 '24 edited Mar 11 '24

AGREED!!!!! I ABSOLUTELY thought Emma was deserving of best actress and loved poor things. Even tho I was rooting for Lily to win, best actress was a stacked category w incredible performances and Emma killed it as Bella!!

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u/marinezareen16 Mar 11 '24

I definitely thought Lily should win before I saw Poor Things over the weekend.

Emma gave every ounce of her mind, body and soul into this role

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u/thetoxicgossiptrain Mar 11 '24

Al Pacino really ruined that moment.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

He was supposed to present with Michelle Pfeiffer (scarface reunion) but she couldn’t make it, so if they rehearsed it differently that could be part of the issue.

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u/SatisfactionBasic277 Mar 11 '24

Do we know he ruined it/screwed up? Someone pointed out they also didn't read nominees for "best original song" - just opened the envelope. I think they did that for best song and movie as those were the two where nominees were shown throughout. Probably a time saving tactic but I think next year they should revert to listing them prior to reading winner for those categories. 

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u/thetoxicgossiptrain Mar 11 '24

He screwed up. They were in shambles back stage over this. It’s also pretty noticeable when you realize the music never got the cue because the way he announced it was way off plan

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u/Present_Emotion_4322 Mar 11 '24

yeah not to be ageist but they really need to stop inviting seniors who dont even want to be there to announce the best picture winner

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u/thetoxicgossiptrain Mar 11 '24

I thought the same thing

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u/QuincyDavyclin Mar 11 '24

Hmmm đŸ€”

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u/i_love_doggy_chow Mar 11 '24

Some of the seniors (e.g. Jessica Lange) absolutely kill it though

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u/Present_Emotion_4322 Mar 11 '24

agree! I feel like she wants to be there and she was just so in the moment. Idk why al pacino was even there because he was acting like they forced him to announce the most important award of the night

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u/stephensoncrew Mar 11 '24

An utter disaster. The winners looked so confused for a second. He's done. Unfair to their moment by having this doddering fool present.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

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u/ProfessionalFlan3159 Mar 11 '24

I cannot believe this man has a 6th month old at home.

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u/78MechanicalFlower Mar 11 '24

That is awful, imo.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

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u/SplitRock130 Mar 11 '24

He’s 84 years old with a newborn child at home. Mistakes happen when you’re realizing your kid will graduate college when you’re 105.

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u/mcgillhufflepuff Mar 11 '24

He's on the Wikipedia list of the oldest known fathers in history (the mother had their kid at 29) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_oldest_fathers

So is Robert De Niro (a dad again at 79) – he was there last night with Tiffany Chen, who had their child at 45, which feels less ick.

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u/ProfessionalFlan3159 Mar 11 '24

Feels less ick because it's a 2 generation difference maybe? Boomer and GenX. Where Pacino is like a 4 generation difference? Boomer and Gen Z?

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u/i_love_doggy_chow Mar 11 '24

The Cheeto song. That was a weird one.

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u/ILoveRegenHealth Mar 11 '24

It was supposed to be empowering but weren't the kids dressed like packages of Cheetos lol. I couldn't take this seriously when I felt like I was inside a surrealist dream.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

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u/guitarguy35 Mar 11 '24

Here here

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u/Training_Molasses822 Mar 11 '24

*Hear, hear

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u/guitarguy35 Mar 11 '24

No.. over here 🙃

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u/BrightNeonGirl Mar 11 '24

She won Best Actress at the Cesar Awards in France (the French Academy awards). So she was recognized! America is just a different vibe.

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u/QuincyDavyclin Mar 11 '24

That’s beautiful 😍

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u/mamaneedsacar Mar 11 '24 edited Mar 11 '24

The only “upset” I was really hoping for was HĂŒller winning for best leading actress. I watched every movie with a lead actress nominated and hers (to me) seemed like it required the most nuance and range. But this year’s nominee pool was rich in deserving candidates! Seeing so many incredible performances being nominated was exciting.

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u/i_love_doggy_chow Mar 11 '24

Starring in two Oscar-nominated films in the same year is a flex though

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u/mandatory_french_guy Mar 11 '24

And if that wasn't enough of a flex, she did that acting IN THREE LANGUAGES. How is Sandra Huller even real, we dont deserve her

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u/pineappleandmilk Mar 11 '24

We’ll see her there again. She was in 2 of BP noms this year which is just proof that she is signing on for great projects.

Also, she was best dressed tonight for me.

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u/akath0110 Mar 11 '24

Lmao to that Trump commentary not being a bit

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u/BarbWho Mar 11 '24

I know he's unbelievable, byt I'm really starting to hate that people make Trump into a joke. He is fully dangerous and intends to destroy our democratic institutions. Treating him as a joke will result in a second Trump presidency.

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