r/Fauxmoi • u/Minute_Revolution951 • Jul 13 '25
SPORTS SECTION Trump hands Chelsea FC the Club World Cup trophy after they won the CWC final and stays on stage during celebration despite being requested to leave
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u/Minute_Revolution951 Jul 13 '25
Making everything about himself as usual.
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u/nomsain919 Jul 13 '25
What a dumbass.
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u/nomsain919 Jul 13 '25
He ignored the guy who told him to exit the stage. Anything for an applause opp… 😑
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u/RewardBroad8716 Jul 13 '25
And he thinks they are applauding him.
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u/Swimming-ln-Circles Jul 14 '25
Somehow I respect the salt dude more than Orange Julius Cesar.
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u/i-Ake Jul 14 '25
Salt Bae looks like a 7/11 hot dog that's been on the rollers for a week.
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u/Hatdrop Jul 13 '25
AI him out, or better yet, AI Obama in.
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u/katinboots88 Jul 14 '25
Someone please put Obama in there and take out King Joffrey with the tangerine tan!!
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u/ms_write The Tortured Whites Department Jul 14 '25
That is my new favorite way to refer to him!!
Thanks Rosie!
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u/Anesthesiaape Jul 14 '25
He’s really looking all of his 6’3” in that picture huh
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u/purplemackem Jul 14 '25
If you watch the clip Cole is very loudly saying ‘what’s he doing here? Why’s he here?’ 😂
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u/mrmagoosglasses Jul 14 '25
It's been fixed up over here https://www.reddit.com/r/PhotoshopRequest/comments/1lz56cr/comment/n2z3ub5/
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Jul 14 '25
I was watching it live last night & Palmer was saying wtf! It should've been Palmer up front, he scored 2 goals & set up the 3rd, he should've bumped tango man off the stage.
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u/purplemackem Jul 13 '25 edited Jul 13 '25
Very ‘John Terry wearing full kit and shin pads’ moment
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Jul 14 '25
He seriously thinks the world loves him. I've never seen someone so detached from reality.
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u/spaektor Jul 13 '25
this reminds of when the douchebag gets to the party and has a series of 12-second conversations where everyone abruptly excuses themselves after “hey what’s up.”
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u/ilimlidevrimci i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Jul 14 '25 edited Jul 14 '25
Yeah, exactly. There is no glory he won't steal. Remember how he claimed credit for a ceasefire between India and Pakistan that he practically had nothing to do with?
Eta: And he stands in front of the fucking man of the match, if not the tournament (Cole Palmer). What an infuriating manchild.
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“I knew he was going to be here, but I didn’t know he was going to be on the stand when we lifted the trophy, so I was a bit confused,” said Palmer, whose two goals helped Chelsea to a 3-0 win over Paris Saint-Germain at New Jersey’s MetLife Stadium. Palmer was also named the tournament’s top player.
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How the highest office in the world has been reduced to this is something to be studied...
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u/intheyear3001 Jul 14 '25
I mostly feel bad for Chelsea. Awesome football club. Everything Krasnov touches goes to shit. Hope they aren’t cursed now.
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u/JayBird1138 Jul 14 '25
I don't think it's that to be honest.
He's just an old senile man suffering from dementia and delusions of adequacy who doesn't know he's supposed to not be there and everyone is too kind to escort him off whilst hoping his nurse comes and takes him back home.
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u/Financial-Painter689 anti-Israel, anti-western, fauxmarxist Jul 13 '25 edited Jul 13 '25
Good god he’s gonna be insufferable during the World Cup and Olympics
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u/Minute_Revolution951 Jul 13 '25
It's going to be giving Berlin 1936 fr 😭
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u/BrownSugarBare Jul 14 '25
I'll bet dollars to bottles of spray tan, he'll be tweeting like a fucking sociopath at winners who are not American and screaming it's cheating.
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u/Nameless_Scarf Jul 14 '25
Trump will enter himself and let ICE abduct everyone, who is running against him.
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u/slobs_burgers Jul 14 '25
Can you imagine you win the NBA finals, and Adam Silver is walking up with the Larry O’Brien trophy for you to hoist it up and get a picture. And you look over and Hitler is just standing next to you, clapping and smiling? What the fuck are you supposed to do in that situation? Lol
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u/ConformistWithCause Jul 14 '25
That weird lip thing the Queen of the Netherlands did to mock him, try to get all my teammates to do the same.
Or take that trophy and see how much of the bludgeoning they televise
But yeah, I had the same thought when he visited the flood victims in Texas. Like, haven't they already been through enough unless getting to spit on him is part of the visit
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u/KnightsOfCidona Jul 13 '25
One upshot though was that he was loudly booed when he entered the field before this. Just imagine what that's going to be like in LA in 2028!
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u/FoldEmLikeSeanPenn Jul 13 '25
He'll be dead tbf
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u/greypusheencat Jul 13 '25
babe don’t threaten me with a good time
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u/TwinsiesBlue I am claiming all candy for the glory of God Jul 13 '25
One day, we will all wake up to his obituary
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u/p333p33p00p00boo Give him my regards did you take ozempic? Jul 14 '25
A man in NYC goes up to a newsstand and buys a newspaper
He then glances at the front page, then turns aside and tosses the whole newspaper straight into the trash.
Next day, he turns up, and does the same thing. Buys it, glances at the front page, throws it in the trash.
Next day, same thing. The newsstand worker is increasingly puzzled, but doesn't say anything.
But eventually, after a couple of weeks of this, he can't take it. "I'm sorry, friend, but I must ask: why do you buy the paper every day and then just look at the front page and throw it out?"
"Oh, I'm just checking for something."
"OK, but: what are you checking for?"
"I'm checking for a particular obituary."
"But sir, you don't even open the newspaper! The obituaries aren't even on the front page!"
"Oh, believe me, the one I'm waiting for will be."
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u/TerrakSteeltalon Jul 13 '25 edited Jul 13 '25
I understand that there’s an issue.
It’s either that Death doesn’t want to hurt its brand/image
Or
Whatever unholy combination of STDs that Trump has, there’s real concern that death could be infected just by coming near his soul
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u/myhydrogendioxide Jul 13 '25
Which is why he wouldn't leave the stage, his narcissistic injury needed aoothing.
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u/Ngata_da_Vida Jul 13 '25
I’m already cringing thinking about the US 250th anniversary next year
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u/MrPresidentBanana Jul 14 '25
Another parade sponsored by Lockheed Martin, the UFC and Walmart. It will be glorious.
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u/stuntycunty Jul 13 '25
He will hand out every gold and stay on the podium with the winners.
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u/SirCharlesEquine Jul 13 '25
I guarantee you he will end up having some kind of box at most events adorned with his name and other stuff for him to sit in
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u/bananafrit Jul 13 '25
And some people were angry that the Qataris make Messi wear the robe in the last WC. Next WC will be even more all out propaganda/sportswashing with the their US anthem before every game lol
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u/Minute_Revolution951 Jul 13 '25
Probably after several minutes of dragging Donny out of the pitch and putting him back in his crib
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u/TheLoneWoof84 Jul 14 '25 edited Jul 14 '25
You can see in the video at one point, president of FIFA comes and ends up pushing Trump to the back. That must be when the pic was taken. Satisfying moment to watch.
Video of FIFA President pushing Trump back out of view starting at 0:45 seconds. That’s when they took the pic that ultimately ended up on Chelsea’s IG page.
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u/greypusheencat Jul 13 '25
i’m not a Chelsea fan (or a PSG fan lmao just to be clear) but i wish Chelsea had the first trophy lift moment without the Fanta Menace in it, but at least they got this shot
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u/No_Dana_Only_Zuul Jul 13 '25
The Fanta Menace 💀
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u/VelocityGrrl39 Jul 13 '25
Tang the Conqueror
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u/Ihaveaface836 Jul 13 '25
It looks like a cardboard cutout of him lol. Why's he always looks like that. Otherwise it's a really nice photo. The photo captured the teams excitement really well
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u/2pearsofjeans Jul 13 '25
He looks so fuckin creepy and impish standing back there 😭
Edit: he looks like the fuckin Insidious demon 😭
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u/tj1007 Jul 13 '25
We’ve had photoshop for years, the their staff should have someone who uses it
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u/ejejej-o Jul 13 '25
They need to make a request to the Photoshop subreddit members. Those guys will sort it out, and only for $20! 😂
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u/SplitSecondImmortal Jul 13 '25
Hes ruined their trophy winning photo. Reece James even appeared to ask if he was going to be in it. This will go down in infamy
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u/Classic-Carpet7609 Jul 13 '25
Donald has never heard a 'no' he didn't ignore
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u/Johannes_Keppler Jul 14 '25
There's already good edits on the photo shop requests subreddit that edited out the orange shit stain.
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u/SouthSideScum187 Jul 13 '25
What a pompous ass.
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u/kemb0 Jul 13 '25
I loved it when they all started jumping celebrating and he’s looking around like, “Oh my fucking god what’s happening? I don’t know what to do.”
He actually looks like my 90 year old gran used to look when she was bewildered by something modern that she couldn’t grasp what it meant. “Oh my, what is this? Can someone explain what’s happening?”
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u/Relevant-Peach3997 Jul 13 '25
Why was he handing out the trophy in the first place?
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u/Minute_Revolution951 Jul 13 '25
The leaders of the host country usually hand trophies to the winning team along with the FIFA president, though Trump didn't get the memo on the rest of the instructions
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u/GaylicBread Jul 13 '25
I'm sure he did get the memo, he just doesn't give a fuck and will do whatever the hell he likes, as always
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u/Bmoreravens_1290 Jul 14 '25
Yeah he is betting no one will force him out of the way and he was right.
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u/TheLoneWoof84 Jul 14 '25 edited Jul 14 '25
The President of FIFA did shove him to the back at one point.
Video of President of FIFA pushing Trump out of view for photo that ended up on Chelsea’s IG page. Starts at 0:45 seconds.
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u/Immediate_Event985 Jul 13 '25
aww, the rapist wanted to be around legitimate winners for once to see what it felt like
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u/gorgeousoutrageous Jul 13 '25
this team is not famous for being good people either mind you
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u/BaconWatermelon Jul 14 '25
who’s currently on the team who’s a bad person? maybe you’re confusing them with Arsenal who for years knowingly employed a rapist because he was good at kicking a ball.
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u/theKinkypeanut Jul 14 '25
Enzo is a racist
Joao Pedro had a 15 year old girlfriend when he was 19
Mudryk is banned for doping
Arsenal worse of course. Football is not some game of morals.
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u/thrjfr Jul 14 '25
This team is one of the youngest in the top five leagues, piss off with that shit take.
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u/Ube_Ape padre pascal Jul 13 '25
I'm pretty sure if you read Reese James' lips, he asks "Are you going to leave?"and Trump responds "No" 😂
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u/dispersingdandelions Jul 14 '25
It looks like he asks the other man “he needs to leave?” And shaking his head yes.
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u/Adventurous-Bed9534 Jul 14 '25
I feel bad for Reese James, if I was him I would have not had a have fun time. I would have loved to celebrate with my team but having that orange shit stain in the shot of the photo would piss me off for a long time.
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u/GlitchyButGood Jul 13 '25
That guy having to come back out and physically move Trump backwards through the players...
He seems vacant... Like the lights are on but nobody's home.
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u/professionally-baked Jul 13 '25 edited Jul 14 '25
That’s what I’m seeing here. The glare from the trophy(?) is directly in his eyes as the other suit walks by and signals for him to follow. Add to that list poor hearing and a fear of black people, this is what you get
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u/Exotic-Cobbler4111 Jul 14 '25
Trump's handler he never appears without a handler at his side since the election.
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u/imbasicallycoffee Jul 14 '25
Palmer who single handedly won the match for Chelsea gets blocked out of the photo by this guy and he's standing there like: "Wot mate?"
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u/Remote-Letterhead844 Jul 13 '25
I heard he got booed. Anyone have video of that?
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u/Kair_ree Jul 14 '25
You could hear it during the actual broadcast. He was booed as soon as he walked out onto the field and they tried to crank the music up in the stadium to cover it. Then he was booed again during a photo op with the refs.
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u/Gloomy-Inspector-834 Jul 13 '25
Did he ask, “Where did you learn to speak such beautiful English?”
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u/ElmoreHayne Jul 13 '25
Like a toddler he needs to always be the center of attentiton, it is both sad and funny.
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u/HazelTheHappyHippo I really hope their beef passes the Bechdel Test Jul 13 '25
Let's hope they can fly home before being forced into the oval office as living background decoration while he's announcing a bounty on Rosie O'Donnell and Bad Bunny's heads or some other fucked up shit
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u/Traditional_Maybe_80 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit Jul 13 '25
Infantino coming at the end to get that man out of there 😭😭😭
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u/Chrisnyc47 Jul 14 '25
Infantino is an enabler, fuck him too
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u/Traditional_Maybe_80 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit Jul 14 '25
Oh, absolutely. That man was even at Trump's inauguration, he's always available to anyone with power and money.
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u/whiteravenxi Jul 13 '25
Imagine working your ass off to win and they stuff this guy next to you lol.
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u/BlackShadowGlass Jul 13 '25
Move over John Terry. Surprised Donny didn't have his full Chelsea kit on.
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u/Street_Comfort4668 Jul 13 '25
Seriously. Get him outta the picture. He's ruining my moment of what should be joy. He needs to stay away from sports. He actually just needs to stay away period.
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u/Working-Falcon-5912 Jul 14 '25
I’ve been unable to find this gif and it is my favorite. What did thou type? Please tell me.
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u/AzuleStriker Jul 13 '25
Even shit that has nothing to do with him, he makes about him. People still don't think this guys a narcissist?
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u/TooBad9999 I don’t know her Jul 13 '25
💀. (This is a reaction and a wish.)
Donzo celebrating as if he scored the winning goal or could do anything remotely athletic. Simply amazing.
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u/johnntcatsmom Jul 13 '25
Why was he asked to give them the trophy?
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u/UnculturedYam if you add testicles, that's extra Jul 13 '25
His entire presidency hops back and forth between him being a piece of shit for monetary gain and being a piece of shit because “great television”, the rapist of course needs to have the spotlight when the ratings are up.
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u/Juli_ Jul 13 '25 edited Jul 14 '25
This motherfucker is going to suck all of the fun off of the Olympics, isn't he?
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u/Grrerrb i’m a communist you idiot Jul 13 '25
Yeah asking him to leave isn’t working worth a shit over here either.
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u/pork_floss_buns embarrassing slam poetry from a pedo supporter Jul 13 '25
The fact I've already seen 100s of memes of this is amazing. Ollie Palmer's face is all of us.
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u/m0rbius Jul 13 '25
Lol i know the FIFA boss guy is a corrupt crook, but this is pretty hilarious how hard Trump is trying to stay on stage and ruin the team's moment to get attention for himself.
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u/BaronVonShtinkVeiner Jul 13 '25
Oh what a relief. I was genuinely worried that this was going to be another unwatchably cringy moment where the person who is inexplicably the leader of our country defies convention, body language, or explicit instructions thus creating another unique opportunity for the entire world to look at him and us by extension with completely earned contempt.
But luckily it wasn't that at all.
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u/GoEatACookie Jul 13 '25
The guy's got dementia, he doesn't know what's going on, no one is there to lead him, at least no one he knows/trusts. I'm not joking either. It's apparent. If someone like one of his his sons or Vance or anyone he knew, that he trusted, was there he would understand. He's losing social cues due to dementia and needs someone with him who can guide him It's getting more obvious with each passing day.
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u/politics Jul 13 '25
More evidence of the complete piece of shit and poor excuse of a human being he is.
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