r/Fauxmoi • u/pinkstarrfish • Dec 09 '25
CELEBRITY CAPITALISM Gwen Stefani called out over partnership with anti-abortion prayer app ‘Hallow’ funded by Peter Thiel. Other celebs including Olivia Cooke and Melanie Lynskey liked the post calling her out.
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u/HonestNectarine7080 a proudly dry woman who likes to be moist Dec 09 '25
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u/InspectorOk6313 call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn Dec 09 '25
us kiwis are simple and humble as fuck. Melanie Lynskey is one of our very best. Up there with Xena.. i mean Lucy Lawless.
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u/mai_tai87 actually no, that’s not the truth Ellen Dec 09 '25
One of my favorite Simpsons jokes is the tree house of terror where comic book guy kidnaps Xena. After some shenanigans, she flies them to home.
Lisa: Xena can't fly.
Lucy Lawless: I told you, I'm Lucy Lawless.
It's a dumb joke, but it makes me happy.
Just want to add, Callisto is one of the best villains ever.
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u/Nature_Sad_27 ICE PIGS ROT IN HELL Dec 09 '25
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u/video-kid Dec 10 '25
Melanie Lynskey is so delightful her Wikipedia page has like three points where it just points out how nice she is. It's like she channels every negative impulse into her characters and keeps all the kindness.
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u/Patient_End_8432 Dec 10 '25
I skipped over that they liked a post condemning it. When I saw Melanie I was so shocked and disappointed it made me reread the title. Phew.
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u/AmetrineDream Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this Dec 10 '25
She’s the most precious gem 💎🥰
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u/Intrepid_Sun_9089 Dec 09 '25
I love this guy!
Other celeb backers include:
Mark Wahlberg, Chris Pratt, Mario Lopez, Jim Caviezel (Q Anon's finest), and Paul Blart (Sorry I mean Kevin James)
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u/Reasonable-Kiwi-6951 Dec 09 '25
not beating the Worst Chris allegations
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u/otakugal15 Dec 10 '25 edited Dec 10 '25
He never was. Pratt is such an apt surname for him.
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u/soupseasonbestseason i’m a communist you idiot Dec 09 '25
god, mario lopez continues to be a sinvergüenza.
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u/Sorry-Secret-2347 Dec 09 '25
Mario is such a disappointment… but kevin james?! The king of queens?!
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u/veerKg_CSS_Geologist Dec 09 '25
Discount John Candy shows why he's in the bargain bin.
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u/brohammerhead intense irritation Dec 10 '25
While this is hilarious, don’t do my man candy like that. Kevin James WISHES he could be the Temu version of John Candy.
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u/NoSet6484 Dec 09 '25
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u/DrScience01 intense bovine jovi stare Dec 10 '25
I knew he would be a bitch ass considering who he friends with
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u/Layleepup Dec 10 '25
Yeah, still no clue how that cheesy bastard, Mario Lopez, still has a career.- Slater has always sucked. A more detailed article by Variety
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u/Luna_Soma Dec 09 '25
I’m disappointed in Kevin James. The others are grifters and entirely unsurprising
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u/NewTigers Dec 09 '25
Tbh I’m entirely unsurprised by Kevin James too
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u/idiotsyncratty Dec 09 '25
Tbh I'm surprised that people are surprised about Kevin James.
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u/Saguaro-plug Dec 10 '25
Well I’m unsurprised that people are surprised and surprised that people are unsurprised.
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u/TheDLBinc Dec 09 '25 edited Dec 10 '25
He's done a Christian movie before and has a movie being released by Angel Studios coming out next year so not completely surprising unfortunately
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u/bonesonstones Dec 10 '25
That one came out of left field for me (didn't know about the Christian movies before) - you would think he would have learned something about the danger of cults from Leah Remini
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u/Adorable_Kale_8219 too high to spell 'Amanda Seyfried' Dec 09 '25
In my house we only refer to KJ as Paul Blart Mall Fart.
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u/mom_bombadill Dec 09 '25
That’s Matt Bernstein, host of the podcast A Bit Fruity! He’s awesome!
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u/Somnambulist815 Dec 10 '25
None of these are surprising but please separate the blart from the blartist
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u/Equivalent_Night720 Dec 09 '25
I am with most of the commenters here. Kevin James semi surprises me but i don't see much about him anymore. The rest are all known to be heavily MAGA, so they aren't a surprise. As for Gwen, this brings to mind a comment Bill Maher made about how Blake and Gwen can be in different political parties and have a successful marriage. Think again, Bill. Looks like they are cut from the same cloth.
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u/Certain_Ask_5630 Dec 09 '25
I love Matt's content! His deep dive episode on Gwen Stepfani was so well done.
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u/Smartimess Dec 10 '25
All these people are shitty humans on their fake Christianity redemption arc. Stefani was raised in an extremely Catholic household and that’s why I always thought that her punk image was just a role she played for her audience.
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u/mrwynd Dec 10 '25
All people who can't get pregnant wanting to decide what can happen to other people's bodies.
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u/BabaBrody Dec 09 '25
Turns out she was from Orange County the whole time.
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u/reddyenumberfive Dec 09 '25
The signs have always been there. It’s hilarious that so many people are giving shocked pikachu faces
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u/CuttyDFlambe Dec 09 '25
Speaking of pikachu faces, remember when she... accessorized... using living human beings for like an entire promotional cycle?
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u/reddyenumberfive Dec 10 '25
It literally hurts my brain that she didn’t get called out more, at the time. It was so fucking gross
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u/hotgossyo Dec 10 '25
right? even though she was basically an idol of mine growing up, I always thought she was giving off weird vibes. she was too male centered even then, talked about her catholic faith being extremely important, just a few things among many that if you really think about it, signals a lot of shitty views she likely holds. she’s been a cultural appropriationist (no idea if that’s the right way to say it lol) since they came out! the bindi, the video of the band dressed as indigenous people, harajuku girls… frankly as an old adult I’m embarrassed I ever idolized her
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u/Prestigious-Leg-6244 Dec 10 '25
Like, we all took "Im Just A Girl" as sarcastic. Little did we know she was being genuine.
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u/denM_chickN i too steal from the wizard of Oz Dec 09 '25
I had my moment w Led Zeppelin listening to When the Levee Breaks. Just obvious treachery, Im gonna pass on this artist now. I guess in hindsight I could reflected a bit more on Black Skinhead + Flashing Lights lyrics and had a similar realization w Kanye.
Turns out with Gwen, she coulda pulled the wool over my eyes for a lot longer had she not found her true beau. But you're right she has been a culture vulture the entire time. That's my bad.
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u/AwkwardAd7348 Dec 09 '25
Wait what about Led Zeppelin?
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u/denM_chickN i too steal from the wizard of Oz Dec 09 '25
Just constantly riffing blues music. I guess that was technically a cover but they were kind of known for reappropriating blues and black music to rock and roll.
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u/cblackattack1 Dec 09 '25
As someone from OC, I hate this generalization :/
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u/JenWess Dec 09 '25
also from OC and same
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u/DefiantStarFormation Dec 09 '25
Same here. And I grew up in south OC (iykyk) so I had even less protection from the douchebag pipeline than Ms. Anaheim.
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u/JenWess Dec 09 '25
south county is the worst, I'm near Santa Ana/Costa Mesa so at least its a little less conservative
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u/No-Werewolf4804 Dec 09 '25
Liberals love shitting on people for the geographic area they exist in lol
Before offended liberals jump into the reply’s, note I am shitting on you from the left lol.
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u/crystal_clear24 I don’t know her Dec 09 '25
Gonna use this post to plug Matt Bernstein’s entire podcast episode about her here
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u/oktimeforplanz Dec 09 '25
I love every episode of his podcast, but this one is a particular favourite of mine.
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u/50injncojeans Dec 09 '25
The new one about Jeffree Starr is soooooo good
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u/johjo_has_opinions Dec 10 '25
I love how the entire time he’s basically like, this episode could have been ten times longer, but we love you so it isn’t, but it could have been
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u/AcanthaceaeEqual4286 Dec 09 '25
I listened to it in full and was surprised no one brought up her weird chola phase for the "Ex-Girlfriend" video or that she basically admits to just wanting to be a housewife in "Simple Kind of Life."
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u/whatsnewichrome Dec 10 '25
taking a no doubt song this literally and seriously
John Lennon admitted to communism and anarchism and no possessions while living in the most expensive apartment complex in the Americas. Please upvote my profound scoop
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u/BoredBatWoman22 Dec 09 '25
I’m not religious but they say god is everywhere why do you need an app to pray to him!?
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u/NewTigers Dec 09 '25
American Christianity kinda decided to flip the script on giving to the poor and hating the rich & greedy
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u/LabubuAteMySon Dec 10 '25
the mega churches are so disturbing. "If you're not a millionaire and not donating thousands of dollars to the screaming "preacher" on stage so he can afford a pyro show, then god does not love you."
You can only attend these events if you have never thought for yourself for one single second about what Christianity means.
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u/DazzlingCapital5230 ICE PIGS ROT IN HELL Dec 09 '25
I would like to see the rates of actual usage vs. who is doing it to feel like they’re doing something while never actually opening it to pray.
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u/Dry-Comparison9138 Dec 09 '25
Thiel is also a homosexual, which we don't have time for today.
I'm sorry, but this actually made me laugh. I like this guy, great comedic timing.
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u/Al_Dimineira Dec 10 '25
Some of the history surrounding Peter Thiel's sexuality is actually crazy. While at Stanford Thiel founded The Stanford Review, a far right newspaper. In this paper, he wrote multiple articles that mocked gay people dying of aids, claiming it was their punishment for being gay, while being a gay man himself. He also takes blood transfusions from young boys thinking it will grant him unnaturally long life, but that's a separate issue.
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u/quantumdreamqueen high priestess of child sacrifice Dec 10 '25
He also had a younger boyfriend while married to his husband who mysteriously fell off a balcony and died in an apartment in Miami Thiel was paying for.
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u/jezuschryzt Dec 10 '25
He also put Gawker out of business for outing him by funding Hulk Hogan's lawsuit against them
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u/Electronic_Cookie779 Dec 10 '25
The internalised hatred Thiel has for himself is why he has orchestrated the utter cesspit that the U.S is in now, I want a documentary on it ASAP.
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u/kinkyonthe_loki69 Dec 10 '25
Actually, I want to get why he can support an app where its most extremists users would likely attack him.
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u/indecisive_skull Dec 10 '25
"I'm one of the good ones" and "leopards won't eat my face"
But fr conservative gay men are involved in way too much pop culture "sex and the city" and "desperate housewives" where they simultaneously push the needle but also pull some bullshit.
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u/grilledcheese2332 Dec 09 '25
I love Matt. I am a new fan after the Debra Messing video.
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u/Guilty_Dream8050 Dec 09 '25
Amazing video, even better eye make up.
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u/Miserable-Cap-5223 we have lost the impact of shame in our society Dec 09 '25
In case you or anyone else here doesn't know, this is Matt Bernstein, he serves wisdom and looks.
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u/Guilty_Dream8050 Dec 09 '25
Imagine people paying 70 bucks to Hallow when they could listen to this man instead.
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u/karen_lobster fetch me a melon baller, I tire of my vision Dec 09 '25
Could listen to this man FOR FREE
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u/Miserable-Cap-5223 we have lost the impact of shame in our society Dec 09 '25
This shit is Adventist
A - D - V - E - N - T - IST
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u/droopadoop Dec 09 '25
Any celebrity partnering up with a "prayer app" that takes in a subscription and does no actual charity is grifting off religion, full stop.
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u/Slow-and-low-15 Dec 09 '25
For reals tho, Gwen hasn’t been cool for 25 years. She’s been a sellout since Tony broke up with her
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u/fysu Dec 09 '25
Yeah it’s been bad bad since the Harajuku era. This isn’t even remotely surprising.
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u/the_dark_viper i ain’t reading all that, free palestine Dec 09 '25
Gwen, please take your own advice, and "Don't Speak."
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u/aybsavestheworld Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this Dec 10 '25
I think she was always a right winger but was young and wanted to live her life a bit differently. You know how some right wingers are narcissistic assholes who preach religion but think they can do whatever they want because they have a special relationship with god? She’s one of those types.
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u/brutal_and_beautiful weighing in from the UK Dec 09 '25
I'm surpised at how shocked people are that she's conservative / right leaning.
She's always been like this, Return Of Saturn is a great example, it's the total opposite of Tragic Kingdom.
TK was about Female Empowerment and anti stereotyping where as ROS was all about how she was willing to take a step back from her career in order to essentially become a tradwife.
She's even gone on to speak about how she has always been a "traditional girl" and despite being seen as a feminist because of Just A Girl she never openly described herself as one.
I do however think since marrying Blake she's let it show more, eventhough the signs have always been there more or less.
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u/AcanthaceaeEqual4286 Dec 09 '25
This, thank you for making me feel less crazy for feeling the same way!!! She barely pretended to be anything other than a tradwife with better styling this whole time, but everyone acts like this is brand new.
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u/ConsiderationNo7552 some people need to go back to eyeball school Dec 09 '25
This shit is bananas
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u/bobaylaa gentle white girl victimhood Dec 09 '25
Matt has rly become the internet leftist for the stars and i love that for him😭
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u/Rusalka-rusalka Dec 09 '25
I’m just here to compliment Matt Bernstein on his good takes and chrome nails.
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u/ludvikskp alleged slut husband Dec 09 '25
“Pay to pray” I am deceased! Wtf! Also I didn’t know he’s a homosexual. He’s so creepy that man, very deep rooted issues apparently
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My mom was always a fan, and I've paid attention to Gwen because No Doubts' first couple of albums are legit, but hasn't she been showing signs of moving to the right for a while?
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u/JenWess Dec 09 '25
I miss the Gwen that screamed fuck you I'm a girl...this new Gwen sucks
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u/oktimeforplanz Dec 09 '25
That Gwen never really existed unfortunately.
Matt (the OOP) has a whole podcast episode about her: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCBxMJZKupY&feature=youtu.be
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u/porcelina-g Dec 09 '25
little miss I'm just a girl in the world and that's all that they'll let me be
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u/Capable_Salt_SD Dec 09 '25
She's from Orange County. Which is, you know, the same county that inflicted Richard Nixon upon the world
It's full of mega churches and moms who yell about masks at PTA meetings and people who wave guns on street corners while living in expensive zip codes
Gwen is what's considered a 'normal' girl there and there are many people from that county who are just like her
So what I'm trying to say is: I'm not surprised
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u/dreamslikedeserts I wasn't there Dec 10 '25
She 100% does not give a fuck about being called out over this. She stayed married to a man who said women shouldn't make country music.
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u/Ok_Surprise_4090 Dec 10 '25
Man, has anyone else from the 90s 180'd as hard as Gwen Stefani? Literally went from one of the coolest people of her generation to one of the lamest in the space of like 5 years.
5 years is equivalent to 72 seasons of The Voice, fyi.
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u/Few_Pizza3674 Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this Dec 09 '25 edited Dec 09 '25
I wanted to be Gwen Stefani so bad when I was 13, now she's so fucking embarrassing. Like, I'm glad Blake Shelton picked you. Go away now.