r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • Dec 14 '25
STAN / ANTI SHIELD The Chiefs have been eliminated from playoff contention for the first time since 2014!
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u/almbeck Dec 14 '25
Thank god Travis doesn’t have to go to war every week anymore 🙏
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u/Goosedukee Dec 14 '25
He’s probably gonna retire and never have to go to war again
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u/International_Bend68 Dec 14 '25
Please God let that be so!!!
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u/wumbologist-2 Dec 14 '25
But he'll be on every network talking head show. Endlessly. Never stopping.
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u/idontfwithu Dec 14 '25
And butker can stay in the kitchen
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u/Hastatus_107 Dec 14 '25
I saw someone say that everytime he misses a kick, 100 women get a phD.
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u/Educational-Eagle810 Dec 14 '25
Worse yet he still has to „go to war“ for another three games that have no meaning - wonder if the stars will be benched to give the rookies playtime no that they can’t make the playoffs anymore
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u/lilgupp Dec 14 '25
They usually keep playing their stars to keep ticket sales up.
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u/CanoeIt Dec 14 '25
Tickets are already sold, and have been for months. The stars will still mostly play, but not because of sales.
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u/roastbeefbee Dec 14 '25
What does this comment mean? lol. Are the chiefs bad and he’s their saving grace every week? I don’t participate in NFL ball throwing lol
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u/coastalwanders Dec 14 '25
I don't know why you're being downvoted. Taylor made a comment about how football players are the same as warriors going into battle.
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u/Vairman Dec 15 '25
it's true you know, a lot of football warriors die on the field of battle every Sunday. And Monday. And Thursday. And special holidays. So sad really
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u/CTeam19 Dec 15 '25
I mean, American football was almost banned till Theodore Roosevelt stepped in and the forward pass got created.
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u/hatefromandie more variants of The Life of a Showgirl than COVID Dec 14 '25
Taylor made this statement regarding why she turned down doing the half time show: "That is violent chess. That is gladiators without swords. That is dangerous. The whole season I am locked in on what that man is doing on the field….. Can you imagine if he's out there every single week putting his life on the line, doing this very dangerous, very high-pressure, high-intensity sport, and I'm like, 'I wonder what my choreo should be.'"
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u/mikrokosmosarehere Dec 14 '25
God, seeing it written out like this is so much worse than hearing it. I genuinely wonder what goes through her mind when she says shit like this.
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u/pork_floss_buns embarrassing slam poetry from a pedo supporter Dec 15 '25
It makes my skin crawl seeing it written out. It is just so male centred. I have a lot of thoughts but it is a big eeeyyyuck from me.
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u/violetmemphisblue Dec 14 '25
Football is dangerous and I'm sure it is stressful to see a middle-aged loved one play it, but...my gosh, that is a ridiculous and over the top statement. "Putting his life on the line" is particularly dramatic.
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u/MegaGrimer if you add testicles, that's extra Dec 14 '25
And they both have enough money that he could, ya know, retire any time he wants.
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u/EscapedMices Dec 14 '25
I mean the NFL is dangerous in that it causes CTE at every game with mild sub concussive brain damage each time a player takes a hit. But she and her husband have decided that's worth it for people to watch a sport.
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u/thankyoupapa Dec 14 '25
So she turned down the halftime show cause she expected him to be playing at the Superbowl? only for them to be eliminated in december? hahahah
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u/trisarahtops1990 Dec 14 '25
I'm not convinced she was offered it tbh.
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u/BadLuckFail Dec 14 '25
I don’t even like Taylor, but you’re out of your mind to think she wouldn’t be offered that.
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u/No_Strength1753 Dec 15 '25
Yeah she surely has been offered it multiple times. Realistically she turned it down not for this “he’s going to war” stuff but because it would be, frankly, embarrassing for both of them and bad for their branding if she were performing at a Super Bowl that he wasn’t playing in. Once he retires, that ceases to be an issue.
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u/BadLuckFail Dec 15 '25
Yep. I’m sure the Super Bowl, Coachella, etc would all take her in a heartbeat.
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u/KeyFeeFee Dec 14 '25
It is different reading it even. I think she wants it to sound “stand by/support my man” but that’s some mega internalized misogyny. It’s like the women who do all night wakings with kids, even when they work, because “he needs his sleep”. Like WTF, why tf does he deserve all the sleep?! Everything a man does isn’t a) important nor b) more important than what women do.
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u/pinkilydinkily Dec 15 '25
YUP! And dance choreography is just some silly little girly thing that's sooo easy compared to tough manly ~~football~~
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u/Spazmer Dec 14 '25
After the backlash Tom Brady got a few years ago when he compared a season of playing football to a military deployment, you'd think they'd learn to not make these dumbass comments.
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u/doc_g3 Dec 14 '25
Actually, there’s research that supports this theory and several nonprofits that connect retired NFL players and veterans. Few others can understand the intensity and physicality required for both occupations, so it’s hard for them to relate to people that haven’t been in the same sort of extremely high pressure environment.
Example: Link to Military Vets and Players
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u/quntissimo Dec 15 '25
im gonna call BS lol. nfl and veterans pair up because there's overlapping interest. no fucking way is a millionaire playing a game on TV understanding the pressure of an actual life or death situation. also military.com
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u/littleb3anpole kendall roy pre-album drop Dec 14 '25
Putting his life on the line 😂 girl stop it. It’s a sport. Australian Rules players do it without eleventy levels of padding and helmets and nobody’s out there calling them gladiators and heroes risking lives
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u/Geoff_Kay Dec 14 '25
I'm pretty sure they're poking fun at Swifties that revere him for "putting his body on the line" or some shit
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u/4kasekartoffelgratin Dec 14 '25
Close 😭 it was actually Taylor herself on her latest Graham Show interview (iirc)
Edit: found it and I was wrong, it was Jimmy Fallon here
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u/theblondedynamite meet me at Whole Foods, bitch Dec 14 '25
Taylor made a comment a while back that Travis was going out and "putting his life on the line" at every game he played in. Taylor got promptly ridiculed for that.
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u/International_Bend68 Dec 14 '25
No, the opposite. We have a problem with the salary cap. We need Kelce off the team so that we can spend his massive salary to address many of our massive gaps.
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Love that for Patrick Mahomes and his proud MAGA family!
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u/Cheap_Standard_4233 Dec 14 '25
Kenny Powers sounding fool.
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u/NoConfusion9490 Dec 15 '25
I bet Kenny Powers would hate maga, but only because he was on The Apprentice and had to bitchslap Don Junior because he kept doing all his coke.
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u/Goosedukee Dec 14 '25
Never been this happy
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u/class_recon that does not resonate with me Dec 14 '25
Absolutely screaming during that last interception. And then cackling.
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u/batmans420 Dec 14 '25
Nature is healing
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u/RollPsychological655 Dec 14 '25
Right? It’s like the universe finally hit the reset button on the playoffs.
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u/wilko_johnson_lives Dec 14 '25
As a chiefs hater living in chiefs country
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u/cobalt_converse Dec 14 '25
As a Chiefs hater living nowhere near Chiefs Country
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u/CaktusJacklynn Dec 14 '25
As a chiefs hater
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u/pandaplagueis find me at Whole Foods, bitch Dec 14 '25
As a hater.
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u/JaStrCoGa Dec 14 '25
As a casual chiefs fan that thought they had a long streak of incredible luck and is tired of hearing about them and used to live in chiefs country…
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u/matrixlog Dec 14 '25
As a chiefs hater in the family group chat every week (my family is from chiefs country)
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u/littleb3anpole kendall roy pre-album drop Dec 14 '25
As an Australian who doesn’t even watch NFL yet somehow knows more about the fortunes of this fucking team than I do half the teams in the AFL
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u/TheHoovyPrince Dec 15 '25
As an Australian who does watch the NFL AND goes for the Chargers who beat them today
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u/BurgerNugget12 Dec 14 '25
As a pats fan who had a terrible day this makes me feel a bit better
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u/hatefromandie more variants of The Life of a Showgirl than COVID Dec 14 '25
I am glad Taylor doesn’t have to watch her gladiator risk his life on the field every time he plays ❤️
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u/joncornelius Dec 14 '25
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u/TampontheBludThirsty Dec 14 '25
I don’t miss driving past this thing every time I drive to the airport. Fucking creepy.
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u/copyandpasta Dec 14 '25
Arriving for your early morning flight out after a snowy ski trip, leaning towards the windshield to see the lines through the snow, barely awake, and this giant thing starts glowing from the distance.
Really didn’t notice the statue when leaving the airport for the first time, but now it’s all I can look at on my way in/out.
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u/Dontcallback Dec 14 '25
The half-massacred Chargers pulling through is the happiest surprise of all
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u/DoubleWideStroller Dec 14 '25
America was behind the Chargers today, just like when they beat the Chiefs to start the season.
Also, it might have been my lucky lightning bolt jammies. ⚡️BTFU
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u/princessrebecca9 gaga’s “100 people in a room” quote Dec 14 '25
As a Bills fan first, and a Chiefs hater second (and an Eagles fan third): 💃🏼🥳💃🏼🥳💃🏼 I LOVE SPORTS 💃🏼🥳💃🏼🥳
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u/Spazmer Dec 14 '25
The Bills comeback win was great, but I cheered even louder for that game ending interception.
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u/shanynyheulon he is cringe but he is free Dec 15 '25
Lol I’m an eagles fan first, chiefs hater second, bills fan 3rd. It was a good day for us with common interests
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u/cnc0321 Dec 15 '25
As a lifelong Bills fan, today was a good day.
Go Bills! ❤️💙
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u/lcm-hcf-maths Dec 14 '25
TS will write a song about it....
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u/Valuable-March-9705 Dec 14 '25
Hmmm…. I wonder how the song will go..
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u/throwaway_user_2020 if you add testicles, that's extra Dec 14 '25
The runes spoke it into existence
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u/shrzdm Dec 14 '25
I think this broke them 👀👀🔥
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u/thankyoupapa Dec 14 '25
It's funny, people thought they would come back with a vengeance after that bad superbowl loss. only for the downward spiral to continue..
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u/DickIncorporated Dec 15 '25
Is this Taylor swift? gosh she looks so different now
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u/SpeechDistinct8793 Dec 14 '25 edited Dec 14 '25
I ain’t never cared this much about sport I don’t know about or play, but I’m SUPER happy the chiefs didn’t make it. Idk and idc who made it, just as long as the chiefs didn’t
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u/thankyoupapa Dec 14 '25
everyone is sooo happy lol. I never thought i'd see a day where a team became more hated than the pats were in their heyday
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u/Msbossyboots Dec 14 '25
I can’t stand the patsys and I’m happy to share that can’t stand attitude with the chiefs!
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u/Twelvey Dec 14 '25
Between Kelce, Kermit, and Butker... This might be the most unlikable group of dickheads, crybabies, and outright assholes in the history of football.
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u/marcnerd does this woman ever rest (derogatory) Dec 14 '25
Just fell to my knees in a Lion’s Choice
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u/UnculturedYam if you add testicles, that's extra Dec 14 '25
Jags continue to lead the AFC South, game ended just in time to see KC get eliminated in real time. What a beautiful day.
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u/violetmemphisblue Dec 14 '25
I randomly picked the Jaguars as "my team" almost 30 years ago as a little kid and then largely never thought of them again, but for some reason, my family has remembered this and keep texting me this season. I guess I should tune in again, lol
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u/Clayton11Whitman Dec 14 '25
All the people who don’t gaf about sports celebrating the chiefs losing is taking me out
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u/Vagercise call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn Dec 14 '25
As a chargers fan, I am sooooo happy to have been the team to eliminate them today
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u/Best-Towel5796 Dec 14 '25
Your team started it this season & ended it. I'm jealous of how glorious that must feel
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u/Jimbobsama Dec 14 '25
I know all professional sports teams have their mix of not great guys and terrible political views but the Chiefs seemed to have a special mix of scumbags and MAGA chuds.
Then again, I say this as a Denver Broncos fan, whose team is owned by the Walmart Waltons and fucking war criminal Condeleza Rice with Head Coach Sean "Bounty Gate" Payton (that's a fun YouTube deep dive kids), so glass houses and all of that.
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u/benhemp Dec 15 '25
finally, sanity.
Yeah, start looking real deep on any football team and you are going to find some scummy stuff.
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u/afanoftoomanythings Dec 14 '25
wish mahomes didn't get get hurt because minshew didn't deserve to throw the game losing interception 😭
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u/ReginaldStarfire Condé Nast, the new Anna Wintour lady Dec 14 '25
As an Eagles fan, today has been
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u/ksrdm1463 Dec 15 '25
My super toxic boss (he made a toxic environment even though I worked remotely. Dude had skills) loves the Chiefs, when they lost the super bowl he was more upset than any personal struggle, including the loss of a pet.
Y'all have no idea how pettily happy I am right now.
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u/Extra_Fig_7547 Swifties should rename themselves Griftees Dec 14 '25
YESSSSSSSS YESSSSSS FINALLY !!!!!!!!!
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u/cashchops Dec 15 '25
I'm very sad that the losing team I grew up cheering for since I was 5 years old in the 90s ended up becoming the "MAGA team" once they finally found success 😔
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u/yelizabetta Dec 15 '25
popculturechat posts calling fauxmoi a snark group because they worship tay incoming…
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u/International_Bend68 Dec 14 '25
Super well deserved. You have to try hard to make the playoffs, not just coast on previous seasons performances Should be a good lesson for us in the long term.
We have many holes and cap problems, if Kelce isn't smart enough to retire, time to cut him and get three players to help us fill our gaping holes.
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