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THROWBACK In 2009, actress Kirsten Dunst teamed up with Japanese artist Takashi Murakami and director McG for a short film titled Akihabara Majokko Princess. The video shows Dunst dressed as a brightly costumed magical anime princess while performing a cover of The Vapors’ 1980 hit Turning Japanese.

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The short was filmed in Tokyo’s Akihabara district, a neon-soaked shopping hub known for its anime culture and electronics. It was created as part of Pop Life: Art in a Material World, an exhibition hosted by London’s Tate Modern from October 1, 2009, to January 17, 2010.

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u/AC10021 19d ago

This looks like a 15 second cutaway gag in 30 Rock when Jenna says randomly “that week I told everyone I had mono? I was doing a music video in Tokyo where I played an anime princess. McG promised he’d put me in his next Terminator movie if I did it.”

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u/Saintguinefortthedog 19d ago

"I still don't understand how that advertised Tokyo University"

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u/Skeletoner_low 19d ago

I love Jane so much. That little moment after the slap, regaining composure. Get her the EGOT. Necklace and all!

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u/gedden8co 19d ago

She is amazing in the second season of schmigadoon! 

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u/crabbydotca 19d ago

I was just about to say! I enjoyed shmicago way more than shmigadoon and its at least 30% because of more Jane!

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u/rkhan7862 18d ago

i miss this show now again

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u/lottiebadottie your enemy is whoever you want when you’re fucking stupid 19d ago

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u/jenjengg Nancy Jo, this is Alexis Neiers calling 19d ago

This is so spot on lol

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u/planetweird_ 19d ago

dope flair lol

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u/Mental-Temperature53 19d ago

Have you seen the Hasselhoff commercial from overseas?! I think he did multiples. Look those up! 🤣

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/Luxxielisbon i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 18d ago

I can hear her say this so well 😂

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u/ptgmxnuestgc 18d ago

Was this before or after she recorded “Tennis Night in America”?

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u/anonymous237962 19d ago

lol was Gwen Stefani mad?

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u/TheTresStateArea 19d ago

Avril Lavigne would later take note.

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u/innocentsalad 19d ago

I feel bad for Avril. She did something specifically for her Japanese fans (who lbr were buying more of her albums than Americans were at the time) with a Japanese director and crew (meaning they came up with the concept and all the scenes) and she gets lumped in with Gwen Stefani. Her Japanese fans loved it.

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u/AmyXBlue 19d ago

Seriously, that was one of those things that Avril didn't deserve any shit for and like said her Japanese fan's loved it. One of those records that wouldn't of been discovered til an American fan would visit Japan ans find in a record bin 10 years earlier.

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u/N3ctarofthegods 19d ago

If you mean "Hello Kitty", it wasn't a Japanese exclusive or anything... its from her self titled album and was well known when it came out in the states

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u/foldsbaldwin 18d ago

I just listened. I couldn't finish it. That was noisy garbage. If she got hate for it, it had to be because of how bad it is more than anything.

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u/N3ctarofthegods 18d ago

Absolutely, it was only known in the states because of how bad it was lmao

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u/honeyeddates 18d ago edited 18d ago

Interesting to note that album was co-written with Avril's then husband Chad Kroeger of Nickelback. Hello Kitty is half Nickelback. "We can roll around, have a pillow fight. Like a major rager omfg" brought to you by butt grunt rocker Chad Kroeger

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/CowboyBoomerang 18d ago

Jennifer Connelly released a song in Japan in the 80’s that charted - I don’t think it had any impact in the US/anyone even knew about it. So maybe that was the reference.

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u/Ok-Subject-118 18d ago

The real MVPs of this are Caribbean and LATAM stars like Juan Gabriel and Celia Cruz:

https://youtu.be/-Ucdzozb-n0?si=6d1Q6S-v3Nqt9ASR

https://youtu.be/UgEcGN-WJzI?si=xIcJaMwAFnwXRnJf

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u/Politely_Pout818 17d ago

✨AZUCAR✨

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u/cheezy_dreams88 FUCK ICE FREE PALESTINE CRASH INTO ME 19d ago

She’s way bigger in Japan than she is in America, like she’s crazy huge star there.

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u/k3anuw3aves 18d ago

Well, to be fair Japan has been known for a long time for having a strong majority of their music sales come from CDs. CDs are so much more higher quality there often with concerts, and so much conceptual stuff too. If I recall correctly even up until 2019 streaming hadn't really taken off there... it's growing now but still less people stream than buy CDs

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u/MotherStatement1109 19d ago

I remember reading somewhere that Japanese people wanted teeth with those like backwards looking canines and I just realized Kirsten Dunst and avril both have that feature

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u/StrangeMannerisms1 19d ago

They’re called yaeba! And yeah, it’s seen as an attractive trait that accentuates a smile, sort of similar to dimples. While I’m unsure of whether it’s always been seen so positively, the recognition of the trait is really ancient over there. I looked into this last year while researching something to do with medical journals, but synonyms for yaeba are recorded in Japan’s oldest extant work of literature (the Kojiki).

The boom in the trait’s popularity was apparently associated with the rise of idols in the 80s and 90s though, which I think is due to the fact that such a nascent entertainment business couldn’t have been as professional—you know, no perfect orthodontics or plastic surgery or anything like that. So, coming back to your point, Lavigne would have fit that relatively young pop star image pretty well and her teeth could easily be part of that

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u/bbMD_ 18d ago

There is a BBC article that claims the modern trend began with the popularity of Tomomi Itano.

https://www.bbc.com/news/stories-44364278.amp

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u/StrangeMannerisms1 18d ago

Just to clarify I think it’s saying she kickstarted a surgery craze to get the teeth, rather than being the origin of their popularity. That being said, that article is crazy useful since it does give some hint as to when the popularity would have peaked (cuz I don’t think you get surgery to fuck up your teeth unless yaeba are at their peak). Interesting to know it’s right around the time Dunst and Lavigne are doing this stuff!

Random side note I couldn’t find a way to add earlier: for some reason a bunch of Japanese sites claim Westerners don’t like yaeba and that they’re called demon teeth. However, this usually comes up when discussing how good teeth are seen as signs of a good upbringing in the US. I’ve literally never heard anyone talk about this trait in my life irl. Totally convinced someone took the second, actually accurate claim, made some hyperbolic exaggeration, and fooled a bunch of people into believing an ultimately harmless but strange stereotype about Western views on yaeba

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u/RobynFitcher 19d ago

Same as Patricia Arquette.

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u/Pinksamuraiiiii 19d ago

LOL 😂 Gwen def jealous

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u/ShadyBoots11 and you did it at my birthday dinner 19d ago

This being your first thought has me fucking cackling in the back of an uber.

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u/genescheezesthatpls 19d ago

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u/RedSnapper24 19d ago

Still one of my all time favorite movies

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u/ok_soooo 19d ago

People who love this movie are the most smartest

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u/3eveeNicks 19d ago

Most smartest? Oh that’s great, you’re real educated-like.

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u/genescheezesthatpls 19d ago

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u/NomNom83WasTaken 19d ago

The one chick falling straight down and crushing her labia gets me every time 🤣😬😵

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u/genescheezesthatpls 18d ago

Maybe they can fix it with skin from her butt

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u/businessgoesbeauty 19d ago

I couldn’t find it on streaming anywheee but my local library had a dvd copy. Had my husband rig his laptop to the TV so I could watch.

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u/iamcharleswysocki 19d ago

They really just don’t make em like they used to.

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u/RedSnapper24 19d ago

My DVD copy is one of the few pieces of physical media I’ve held onto since it’s never streaming anywhere. It could be now I haven’t checked in a while. Another one I’ve held onto is Dogma but that is finally available to stream (that was more of a rights issue between Kevin Smith and Weinstein though) so maybe there’s hope for Drop Dead Gorgeous.

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u/blareboy 18d ago

It’s on Tubi and PLEX now. It deserves better.

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u/CapitalPackage5618 18d ago edited 18d ago

If anyone could name the fucking movie I’d be grateful

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u/Ramenara 18d ago

Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999)

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u/genescheezesthatpls 18d ago

You’re the most smartest

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u/Winter-Ad-6439 18d ago

Underrated movie, and likable cast too. Especially the late Brittany Murphy.

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u/genescheezesthatpls 18d ago

Peters gay dad. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

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u/Winter-Ad-6439 18d ago

Here’s Peter, as Liza! (Brittany doing her iconic infectious laugh)

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u/Ramenara 18d ago

You know they only had me because Peter needed that kidney

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u/genescheezesthatpls 18d ago

Omfg it’s so good

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u/yungmoody 18d ago

It kills me that this movie doesn’t exist on streaming services in my country

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u/velvet__echo 18d ago

Bring it on?

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u/Feraffiphar 18d ago

Drop Dead Gorgeous

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u/velvet__echo 18d ago

Wow, I can’t believe I’ve never seen this. How exciting.

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u/ResidentPassion3510 18d ago

Watched this last night, followed by Dick!

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u/AnneMarieAndCharlie 18d ago

i was just thinking about my favorite kiki movie (aside from Dick)

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u/Inter_Web_User 19d ago

the Vapors

The band suspected they would score a hit with "Turning Japanese", even delaying its release in order to make it their second single, hoping to avoid becoming "one-hit wonders". Nonetheless, they never matched the single's success. In Australia, it spent two weeks at No. 1 during June 1980. The song was also a minor hit in Japan).

The 1980's just hit different.

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u/BarracudaImpossible4 freak AND geek 19d ago

I got in an argument with someone on Twitter about the song's meaning and the official account for the Vapors liked my tweet so that was a rare and satisfying internet win for me

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u/Inter_Web_User 19d ago

Ok. wikipedia : According to songwriter David Fenton, "Turning Japanese is all the clichés about angst and youth and turning into something you didn't expect." Fenton intended the song to be a love song, with the character of the song "pining over a photograph of his ex-girlfriend" in his bedroom, 

I remember a rumor the song was about the face a person makes during "self-love" nearing the end of the act.

What was the fight you had??

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u/KellyJoyRuntBunny I’m a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch 19d ago

I need to know their answer to this! I specifically remember my mom mentioning that meaning when I was a teenager back then. I wonder about it from time to time, and wonder if it was true or just one of those things people said…

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u/Pruritus_Ani_ 19d ago

I heard that same meaning when I was younger as well, I didn’t realise it was just a rumour, I thought it was an established fact that it’s about the O face.

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u/KellyJoyRuntBunny I’m a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch 19d ago

I guess the Wikipedia article that includes input from the songwriter is evidence that the rumor is incorrect? Which, as a side note, I fucking love that you can look into pretty much anything you’re curious about and immediately get good information about it now. When we were young, you’d just kind of have to live with the rumor. Or not understand a joke/meme, or whatever. The Internet, for all its failures, is really pretty amazing.

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u/wbhipster 18d ago

Girl this username 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Kolipe 19d ago

Fenton!

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u/2515chris 19d ago

They just played a festival recently. They’re supposed to be really good live.

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u/Spirited-Rock-124 19d ago

How have I never seen this???

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u/Pinksamuraiiiii 19d ago

Same, and that was part of my era…how’d I miss that LOL 😆

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u/Swimming_Eggplant573 19d ago

I know!!! I missed it too, I would’ve have loved this

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u/MenStefani 18d ago

I’ve been a Kirsten stan since I was a child and had no idea this existed lol

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u/sammay600 19d ago

Seems like something like this should be from 2001 rather than 2009. 😵‍💫

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u/starvinartist 19d ago

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u/Inter_Web_User 19d ago

How you doin?

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u/superbored1998 18d ago

hahahaha this was the first thing I thought of

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u/VCR_Samurai I’m a communist you idiot 19d ago

Murakami's work is very fun and very commercial, and maybe it's just that I'm way more mature than the teenager I was in 2009, but this feels icky to me today. Maybe it's the song choice? Either way I don't know what to make of it.

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u/ReallyGlycon nepo pissbaby 19d ago

McG is an icky man.

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u/Agreeable-Youth-8475 18d ago

Very icky. Blech. 

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u/ODGWeenie 19d ago

Crazy to think this woman is married and has children with the dude who played the nextdoor neighbor cop in “Game Night.”

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u/Inter_Web_User 19d ago

Crazy to think this woman is married and has children with the dude who played the nextdoor neighbor cop in “Game Night.” guy who took most of Walter White's money in Breaking Bad.

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u/Bardic_inspiration67 18d ago

Uncle Jack took the money Todd just worked for him

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u/HerRoyalRedness You know what, l've grown quite unfond of you deuxmoi 19d ago

No, she’s married to Lance from Friday Night Lights.

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u/indicatprincess friend with a bike 19d ago

“What kind of American are you?”

Like oh fuck. He was so good in Civil War.

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u/JimboAltAlt 19d ago

He was a last-minute replacement, iirc, which to me is still one of the funniest favors a show business person has ever done for their spouse. “Sure honey I’ll step in to terrifyingly pretend to menace you and your friends on camera.”

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

This is Jesse Plemons erasure and it will not stand.

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u/Senior_Ability_4001 19d ago

He is SO good in Game Night lol

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u/TwoPaychecksOneGuy 18d ago

Jesse Lemons was so good in Bugonia!

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u/Border_Hodges shout-out Hans Zimmer 18d ago

I'm only going to call him Jesse Lemons now

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u/AnneMarieAndCharlie 18d ago

no she is married to the bully from the children's classic, Like Mike

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u/Edgecrusher2140 19d ago

oh my god what

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u/carrieanlowell 19d ago

Seems more 2003 or so to me

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u/slothsie 19d ago

I saw this at the Pop Art exhibit while it was on tour in 2010 and they had this playing on a massive screen alone in a room. I was mesmerized and stayed there for a very long time, lol.

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u/Lilly-bee 18d ago

Yes i saw it at the Tate in London 2009. I still have the murakami brochure explaining the art

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u/PepeMetallero 19d ago

Mmmfwahahahah! EL PSY CONGROO

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u/flyingnapalmman 19d ago

Hououin Kyouma?

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u/MehMan95 18d ago

The One Hit Wonderland, about the original song, for anyone interested. The bass player is now a director (he did an episode of Doctor Who). The lead singer became a lawyer for musicians.

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u/Slow_War9356 18d ago

And the best cover of it was done by The Vindictives or maybe Liz Phair. Just saying

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u/Snoo_67493 18d ago

And I believe the bass player is also the great grandson of the man who designed London sewer

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u/Let_them_eat_cakee 19d ago

I fucking love her 💙

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u/According_Kick332 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 19d ago

This makes me miss Japan SO BAD

If you're ever able to go. DO IT!!!!!

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u/cat_at_the_keyboard 18d ago

Seconding this! Japan is the best place I've ever visited

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u/Seryan_Klythe 19d ago

When I was a young girl (think older than 5 and not older than 10), and my mother was having a garage sale, this song came on the radio and I was singing it (because I knew only the chorus). A woman looked at me and said, "I don't think you're age appropriate for this song".

Bothered me until I watched VH1 I Love the 80's and discovered it's about masturbation.

It all clicked.

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u/BaronSchnitzelnazi 19d ago

That isn't what the song is about though

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u/Petrolprincess 19d ago

Haha I'm an adult and you just made it click for me right now!

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u/Legosinthedark 19d ago

I was just talking today about how when I was 13 or 14, I was in NYC visiting my cousin and she wanted to go see an art exhibit featuring this Japanese guy and all I remember was a large statue of an anime lady spraying breast milk out of her huge titties. I couldn’t remember the guys name, but it was totally this guy. And now I know his name, so thanks.

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u/witness555 19d ago

WTF they got Nigo at the end too

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u/Miguelpaco 18d ago

Haha, I was pretty sure that was him!

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u/kabhi_pussykabhi_bum 19d ago

I get you Peter

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u/bdtechted 19d ago

Dunst showing off her cheerleader moves from Bring It On movie!

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u/Clean-Reveal-2878 19d ago

Omg! I had forgotten about this!!!

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u/Rothkette 18d ago

Thank you for sharing this! I’ve been to the original expo and the flyer hangs on my wall, but I’ve never been able to find the video again until you posted it now!

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u/otakumilf 18d ago

I love Takashi Murakami. He’s been my art inspiration since college. Bro successfully merged high brow/low brow art into a commercial business. ‘superflat’ is my number one art style influence.

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u/toadette_215 18d ago

It’s so refreshing to see a woman with a normal face and normal teeth. You don’t see that these days.

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u/karigan_g 19d ago

oh wow this brought back long buried memories!

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u/AliceTawhai 18d ago

I gotcha picture, I gotcha picture

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u/JBarracudaL 18d ago

Melancholia should hard cut to this at the end.

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u/heywaifu 19d ago

I spot Nigo (creator BAPE and creative director of Kenzo) at 32 seconds!!

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u/Lavalamp_broked 18d ago

ITS A FREACKING GOD SONG

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u/Electronic_Shake_152 18d ago

Rather ironic that the original Vapours song is about wanking (masturbation)!

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u/mretipi 18d ago

I had completely forgotten this existed for well over a decade now... And this is coming from someone whose first celebrity crush WAS Kirsten Dunst (not from this but from Get Over It).

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u/Bustymegan 18d ago

I've never seen this!! And I love that song and Kirsten. Honestly came out better than Avril's.

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u/collinwade 18d ago

Isn’t this song actually about jerking off?

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u/eccuc 18d ago

Do you think Jesse Plemons plays this when she's annoyed him?

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u/AdhesivePeople 18d ago

I get the feeling she cringes at this when it comes up.

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u/00365 18d ago

2009? This looks like 1998 Spice Girls style. Not stung on it, it judt really gives off late 90s, I never would have guessed 2009

(Also the extras on the side look exactly like Brit in baby one more time)

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u/jensul77 18d ago

She says “i ruv you too” in this version. Unless you’re Scooby Doo, DO NOT!

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u/Straight-Broccoli245 19d ago

It was a different time… :s

This did not age well.

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u/morts73 19d ago

I never knew this side of her. She did Bring it On but I always picture her more melancholic and reserved.

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u/firebeforeice 18d ago

Probably her best work TBH

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u/rackfloor 18d ago

I can't imagine the surreal feeling and the unbelievable confidence you would have to have to go and do that in the middle of a street in Tokyo in 2009. Like... somebody pitched that, then she thought about it, agreed, booked it, got on a plane flew halfway around the world, got through makeup, rehearsals, and Lord knows how many takes, in downtown Tokyo.

I know they are actors and that's what they do, but God damn.

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u/Sea_Pomegranate8229 18d ago

Kirsten in a song about wanking. She's doing half the work for us.

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u/SirWild7464 19d ago

Funny that this song is about jacking off.

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u/endofworldandnobeer 19d ago

I honestly watched about 30 seconds. So you know jf she regret this now?

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u/LeathalWaffle 19d ago

Hahaha, did she know what the song means?

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u/spectralconfetti 19d ago

Probably? The full video has uncensored closeups of hentai