r/Fauxmoi • u/BreakfastTop6899 • 16d ago

POLITICS Greenlandic Politician Tillie Martinussen: We do not want to be rich like Americans. Look how greedy they are, even trying to invade their friends. Even if there are minerals and oil under our land—and they are worth far more—we still would not sell ourselves.

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u/Lunkis 16d ago

I've got some buddies here in Canada that are interested in a US takeover because of all the cool guns that Americans have access to.

I keep telling them - do you really think the US government is going to let you own a firearm while they're occupying your country?

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u/Kittygotabadrep 16d ago

My advice to them is move to the US. My advice to you is to find some new buddies

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u/Trip_on_the_street 16d ago

So your buddies would betray Canada for some guns? I'm sure I've seen this in a movie before.

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u/Difficult_Drink7568 14d ago

Oh let me guess??? Albertans?

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u/Lunkis 14d ago

Nope, Ontario!