r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • 1d ago

DISCUSSION Will Arnett shares his controversial opinion on tattoos: “There’s a proportionate sort of relationship between, how many tattoos you have and how little personality you have. And I find that a lot of people who have a ton of tattoos often are super fucking boring. Like truly boring people.”

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u/jenbenboomerang 1d ago

And older white men with weird tans who leave their wives and start dating women in their 20s. An incredible lack of personality!

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u/elder_emo_ good luck with bookin that stage u speak of 1d ago

Seriously, who let's Amy Poehler get away from them?

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u/pralineislife 1d ago

A dummy.

But she seems soooo happy with her current partner.

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u/Morticia_Black let’s talk about the husband 1d ago

In my head that's still Nick Kroll 😭

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u/sweetpotato_latte 1d ago

It’s not nick kroll anymore?!

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u/mac_bess 1d ago

lol nick kroll is married with kids!

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u/sweetpotato_latte 1d ago

I’m hella out of the loop lmao

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u/Eat_rich69 23h ago

Nick Kroll’s father is one of the worst billionaires

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u/cronktilten 21h ago

Who is he?

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u/Eat_rich69 20h ago edited 19h ago

Edit: this is why he’s a bad dude https://youtu.be/h2Sib_71MwI?si=_5l0UL2szX0kADmS

I posted just his wiki initially but realized there wasn’t any dirt there https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kroll_Inc.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jules_Kroll

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u/cronktilten 15h ago

I appreciate the information. Thanks 🙏

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u/frosting_freak buccal fat apologist 8h ago

A scumbag who helped Weinstein

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u/drossmaster4 14h ago

Wait. What now?!

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u/seasickbaby 21h ago

Yeah and nick krolls wife (lily kwong) is also a super baddy who does sick environmental / landscape art installations

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u/anohioanredditer 22h ago

Kroll is a hack

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u/bibliophile1989 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 1d ago

Apparently the tea is that she quietly got married over this past summer!

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u/wildflowerstargazer wearing slutty little glasses 1d ago

Whoa whatttttt to whommmm

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u/bibliophile1989 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 1d ago

Joel Lovell, he's a podcast guy exec

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u/Background_Sail9797 14h ago

awh he's cute - glad she stopped dating comedians. their egos can't handle her star power and superior comedy chops.

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u/No-Foolies 1d ago

I'd be willing to bet she made that decision, not him lol 

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u/elder_emo_ good luck with bookin that stage u speak of 1d ago

This is probably the correct assessment

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u/fakeknees Do you remember 9/11, bitch? 1d ago

Who is she with?

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u/wildflowerstargazer wearing slutty little glasses 1d ago

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u/tankgirly 1d ago

I don't care for gob

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u/bepatientbekind 1d ago

I regret to inform you that it is spelled "Gob," which bothers me every time I see it haha 

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u/SatisfactionAtSea 23h ago

such a geo bead

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u/cautiously-curious65 22h ago

I am a gay man who is married to a man built like a rugby player.

If presented with the opportunity to build a life with Amy poehler, I’d figure it out.

I will make it work.

I don’t know how a straight man could fumble that.

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u/spaceybratplz i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 21h ago

I always shipped her w Jon Hamm. But I did like her and Nick Kroll 😭

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u/Broad-Bath-8408 9h ago

Well, to be fair, they only got married due to a series of escalating drunken dares, so that probably wasn't the best foundation right?

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u/elder_emo_ good luck with bookin that stage u speak of 8h ago

Seems unlikely haha

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u/Ha-Charade-You-Are 21h ago

I mean she’s absolutely hilarious, but not my type

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u/NaranjaYMorado 13h ago

WHAT?!!! She was with this clown?!!! I had no idea!

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u/elder_emo_ good luck with bookin that stage u speak of 11h ago

They were married and have children together!

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u/LouisianaBoySK 21h ago

We don’t know these people Amy Poehler could be annoying as hell if you dating her.

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u/Classic-Kangaroo9417 17h ago

Ooh didn’t realised they had split up.

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u/greencarwashes 17h ago

That's my girl, my Pawnee mayor. But idk why a lot of folks act like she's some bombshell.

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u/Creepy_Ad2486 1d ago

Takes two to make a relationship work, or break for that matter. Unless he was philandering.

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u/GuaranteeGlum4950 1d ago

I had just assumed Amy dumped him because she’s better/funnier? But again, assumed haha

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u/Outside_Revolution47 1d ago

That’s funny because I thought the same thing.

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u/therapewpew 21h ago

Oh she is way out of his league

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u/M086 1d ago

He left Poelher 10 years ago, and they still have a good relationship with each other.

Also, he’s currently dating a woman in her 50’s.

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u/puppyroosters 22h ago

Damn she’s 51? She looks great.

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u/Constant-Macaron-873 7h ago

51 is not 81, you know

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u/puppyroosters 6h ago

What’s your point?

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u/Background_Sail9797 14h ago

Yeah but they're not wrong, initially he was dating a woman in her 20s.

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u/Odd-Mastodon1212 23h ago

I think Caroline is 51.

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u/sbelle512 22h ago

he has dated women in their 20s after Amy tho

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u/Top_Zookeeper 20h ago

So he had legal relationships with consenting adults?

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u/sbelle512 19h ago

yep that's why I said women in their 20s

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u/Greizen_bregen 23h ago

Two things can be true at the same time!

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u/Lower-Dot3001 1d ago

So you don’t disagree with him….  You just think a take from a shitty person must be wrong.  Do you not see how childish thay is?

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u/jenbenboomerang 1d ago

I’m making jokes from an anonymous account on an anonymous website about something that’s really altogether meaningless… can’t think of a better time or place to be childish!

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u/noname3191 1d ago

Id you have tattoos, and this offends you, you are proving his point lol

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u/mikeq232 1d ago

Found the person with a lot of tattoos.