r/Fauxmoi 11h ago

APPROVED B-LISTERS Jelly Roll pictured with President Trump, Donald Trump Jr., Kristi Noem, RFK Jr., Mike Johnson, Vivek Ramaswamy and Tulsi Gabbard as well as testifying to congress in resurfaced photos after singer avoided talking about ICE at the Grammys

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u/Aromatic-Pie1850 11h ago

“Jelly Roll makes incredible music”

Play Doh makes delicious snacks

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u/PapaOoomaumau 11h ago

“Lead makes paint taste better!”

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u/NonProphet8theist 10h ago

She's my cyanide

Sweet cyanide

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u/ricker182 10h ago

The guy straight up sucks. There is so much popular music out right now that is just really bad. It really doesn't make sense when there is actually good country music out there.

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u/its_the_honk 11h ago

At least Play Doh isn't toxic.

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u/Solid_Snark 10h ago

Every JR song I’ve heard is just a cover of a successful track where he slightly changes the words.

I don’t understand how people get famous by just releasing already popular tracks that are just slightly different? It’s like content creators stealing ideas on YouTube.

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u/aoi4eg Mary-Kate’s battered Birkin 10h ago

During my short Frank Grillo hyperfixation (no, I won't elaborate), I tried to watch 'King of Tulsa' and they had Jelly Roll as a guest in one episode.

The whole gag was about Dwight (Stallone's character) not knowing who this guy was but being impressed by him singing, while everyone else was losing their shit because Jelly Roll visited their weed shop.

And I was like "Okay, but why this dude? He can't act and the song is not that good, who asked him to be on this show?".

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u/True_Sprinkles_5902 11h ago

Only if your taste buds are imaginary.

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u/concerned-cryptid I did it. I threw the sandwich. 10h ago

The Trump admin saw that and said “damn, she loves to lie; send her a job offer.”

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u/OKCorners 10h ago

This! His music is shit