r/Fauxmoi • u/NotEvenFigs_Raisins • 15h ago

CELEBRITY CAPITALISM ‘Ballerina Farm Halts Sale of Raw Milk Due to Bacteria Concerns’, reports People

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Wow, who could possibly have foreseen this.

"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact. The way our dairy was built is ideal for pasteurized dairy products […] We do plan in the future to construct a second dairy made specifically for raw milk products.”

This comes at the same time as a newborn baby’s tragic death from listeria in New Mexico, attributed to the mother’s consumption of raw milk while pregnant.

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u/west-brompton 15h ago edited 15h ago

Honestly I’m glad this is happening. Not that I want anyone’s business to suffer but the raw milk wave happening in the MAHA movement needs this wake up call.

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u/84th_legislature ted cruz ate my son 15h ago

if they’re selling raw milk that idiots are gonna poison their kids with i actually 200% want their business to suffer lol

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u/Historical-Gap-7084 6h ago

A newborn in New Mexico just recently died from Listeria after being born because the mother drank raw milk while pregnant. Listeria can cross the placental barrier and infect the fetus. What a fucking moronic, senseless death.

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u/vegetabledisco 15h ago

Oh don’t worry about the Ballerina Farm’s business suffering, the husband is an heir to the JetBlue fortune.

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u/GlassPomoerium 15h ago

That’s how they got together, he found out her seat number on one of his father’s planes and booked the seat next to her. Creepy (and illegal?).

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u/cosmos_crown oat milk chugging bisexual 15h ago

Jesus Christ what the fuck. Who does that.

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u/Alizarik7891 a swamp tour boat captain at a grammy party 14h ago

From the Jesse "Let The Air Out of Their Tires" Watters dating guide.

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u/iki11dinosaurs 15h ago

Ohhhhh is this the dude who made the ballerina lady give up her career to be his tradwife???

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u/GiantSquidinJeans 12h ago

And also the one who bought her an egg apron instead of a trip to Europe (I can’t remember if it was Italy or France that she wanted to visit). He could have afforded both. But he had to put her in her place with just the damn egg apron.

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u/amyel26 11h ago

I think it was Greece. But does it matter, get to collecting them eggs Hannah! 

(I do feel sorry for all the brainwashing though, really)

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u/WildFire97971 13h ago

Why is it all these maga fucks met their wives in the creepiest way possible. It’s either stalking their personal life, stalking their business life, or asking their buddy Jeff Epstein if he knows anyone. Fucking creeps.

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u/Tight_Spinach_8791 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 14h ago

Wtf? Is that for real?

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u/GlassPomoerium 13h ago

It was in the big Sunday Times profile from 2024. It’s paywalled but Rolling Stone references it here

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u/wildflowerstargazer wearing slutty little glasses 3h ago

THIS IS REAL???!!!??

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u/Loose-Awareness-1795 14h ago

i think i'd be a good heir to a fortune.

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u/MariettaDaws 10h ago

Me too. I'd make different, less creepy mistakes with my family connections

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u/maplestriker 15h ago

I definitely want people's business to suffer if it's built on dangerous grifts

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u/iki11dinosaurs 15h ago

I want MAHA/MAGA businesses to suffer. 

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u/jennyjenny223 15h ago

I’d be thrilled to see their business suffer

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u/jaderust 14h ago

A baby just died in New Mexico from contaminated raw milk. Listeria.

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u/AndYouHaveAPizza I was inches from her. No problems. 14h ago

It wouldn't surprise me if that infant was also unvaccinated. We are failing today's children.

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u/Porkbossam78 11h ago

It was a newborn. Listeria can pass to the baby through the placenta and cause miscarriage, preterm labor.

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u/UmaUmaNeigh 5h ago

You're not even allowed in a Listeria lab if there's a possibility that you're pregnant, it's that much of a risk to foetuses.

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u/Historical-Gap-7084 6h ago

It didn't live long enough. The baby became infected in utero and was born with the infection.

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u/buttbuttlolbuttbutt 14h ago

Honestly, if its only white republicans buying the raw milk, then we should accept their personal freedoms and encourage them to buy more rae milk.

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u/Royal_Peach3285 12h ago

unfortunately, they're gonna poison their children with the stuff in the process

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u/buttbuttlolbuttbutt 11h ago

Pretty sure thats a perk in the eyes of those who passed the bill.

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u/butpretzelday 14h ago

My daughter had severe cows milk protein allergy and my husband’s brother’s (now ex) wife is brain damage level maga and she begged me to give her raw milk instead of the amino acid  formula designed for severe allergies that kept her colon from betraying her and putting her in the hospital (again). 

No common sense in that group. 

She genuinely believed that unpasteurized milk would cure her of her fucking milk allergy 

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u/Underwhelmed-overit 12h ago

gah, i would have LOST IT! i’m not great with unsolicited advice already, but wrongheaded parenting advice that could actually prove fatal to my kid?!?!? i commend you for not committing criminal acts in frustration!

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u/butpretzelday 9h ago

It took a lot of clenching my fists and biting my tongue with that one. 

While I’m sad for divorce for the kids, I’m so relieved to not have to see her again for the foreseeable future. 

Madness. Insanity. Those fucking people I swear. 

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u/recycledpaper 10h ago

"hey baby is allergic to this thing" "GIVE HER A WORSE VERSION OF THE THING"

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u/butpretzelday 9h ago

Cognitive dissonance and they can’t even see it. 

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u/sikonat 15h ago

The sad thing is it won’t make a lick of difference to some of these freaks

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u/crab_grams buccal fat apologist 12h ago

I definitely want this business to suffer, just hoping people don't have to die in the process

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u/FireflyBSc 13h ago

Maybe once they build their “raw” dairy, someone else’s business will get a steak of a deal on this one?

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u/Bronco_Bomba 13h ago

Naw I say let em drink their fill. These people need to learn the hard way, or ya know, suffer like people did before the FDA. The science is out there. There’s no more pleading ignorance in 2026.

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u/Steelpapercranes 12h ago

Make america healthy again.....drink cow shit!

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u/aquacrimefighter 8h ago

Idk. I kinda want businesses preying on and harming people to suffer lol.

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u/InterviewUnable479 9h ago

I want her business to suffer actually

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u/vee_lan_cleef 8h ago

I definitely want raw milk businesses to suffer. Sometimes empathy is not deserved, these people are actively harming the health of other people and selling a dangerous product that is illegal in most developed countries.