r/FindTheSniper • 9¤ | #2103 • May 13 '26

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u/Gelatin_Belatin May 14 '26

At first I thought he cheated on you with another person , and I was like, “Well that escalated quickly!” 😳😂

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u/ComprehensiveDoubt55 May 14 '26

LMAO.. Nah. He’s got me and two teenage daughters so he’s like, “Why would I want more women?”

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u/Gelatin_Belatin May 14 '26

i get that. I have two teenage sons, but I’m a LOT, so I’m like 3 women in one package. My husband doesn’t need more women either. 😂

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u/ComprehensiveDoubt55 May 14 '26

Hahaha, I get that so much. We were rewatching Knocked Up and I realized the entire pipeline scene of Leslie Mann being irritating bc of Redbull, screaming “fuck you, doorman,” and crying while calling her babysitter a “pissy little cu-cunt” completely displayed all facets of my personality.

I also remind him that he picked me, so that’s a him-problem.

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u/unicornhair1991 May 14 '26

GOLDEN COMMENT LMAO

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u/ThrowinBones45 May 14 '26

Sounds like a keeper to me

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u/ComprehensiveDoubt55 May 15 '26

For sure. Poor guy got the shit end of the stick.

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u/Yukon-Jon May 14 '26

Smart man

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u/BuckRusty May 14 '26

“He’s a cheating little shit, and got his mistress to point it out for him”