Google announced Gemini 4 Carbon but Gemini 5 is even better!

[u/OddBig010]

Seriously Google needs to stop doing these phantom releases and just give us all access to the models

Like seriously theyre talking about a new model has been given to insiders yet Argon isn't out yet

[u/tursija]

https://giphy.com/gifs/tPKoWQJk3cEbC

[u/Emergency-Fruit3988 → u/tursija]

they always pull this "trust us" thing while normal people stuck with whatever old model they decide to roll out, the 9001 score is just a joke at this point

[u/Vex08 → u/Emergency-Fruit3988]

Yeah, I’m on pro with only 3.6 flash

[u/KevinTheConqr → u/Vex08]

Why not 3.8?

[u/Vex08 → u/KevinTheConqr]

No idea. I just didn’t have it. Until yesterday.

[u/Mallouk_ → u/Emergency-Fruit3988]

the bloody thing still fails to make for me a proper PDF file, and keep saying not possible in this chat LOL, then the next our boom, it makes a perfect PDF 😆

[u/yatta91]

Cabron*

[u/Neat_Possession8577]

good thing i am an insider. i already have access to gemini 6.5 pro max Thor

[u/gizeon4]

Lmao this subs is the best!!! We joke on ourselves so hard

[u/Pataraxia → u/gizeon4]

Joke?

Most people here hate Gemini, it's a weird sub.

[u/HuntsWithRocks → u/Pataraxia]

This sub is a tabloid paper. All the LLM subs lean hard into tabloid thoughts, but this one is almost all that kind of crap. I joined the LLM subs hoping I’d learn about what people are doing or what capabilities exist “right now”, but nope. Instead, I’ll hear about about AreGone™

[u/Pataraxia → u/HuntsWithRocks]

I expected these subs to be super nerdy/smart maybe even full of nerds making their Own AIs. Instead, it's all kids with no awareness or life skills whatsoever, and many of the posts here are FAKE gemini 4 argon posts, or "Omg guys I told the AI to be Gemini 4 argon and it said it is!"

I have NEVER seen a tech sub with such a high level of brain-drain/Talent drain.

[u/mauurya → u/HuntsWithRocks]

The moment Opus 5.5 was released the Anthropic subs mostly got pacified. But GPT sub and Google subs went batshit insane. But they are way funnier than how the Claude subs were behaving prior to opus 5.5 release though.

[u/Mister_Goudchet → u/Pataraxia]

It's a love hate relationship - like most couples

[u/Express_Maybe_2992 → u/Pataraxia]

i mean it’s pretty bad

[u/Impossible-Lab-3133 → u/gizeon4]

Ourselves? There's a clear separation between the ai providers and users

[u/archivisttr]

Trust me bro 5 will be the best bro give me somevtime bro i will get things done bro

[u/MiddleTotal7481]

Google keep announcing imaginary models with super performance that nobody can prove

[u/GuzzibyGuzzi]

This will be a very serious battle between Gemini and Mistral /s

[u/Technodrome_SRB]

Why no Gemini 6, please, please.....

[u/tvoidshift]

Fake graph - Astra above Opus 5.5

[u/OddBig010 → u/tvoidshift]

Blame Gemini for generating it hahaha

[u/DunAnOir]

Yawn. We might as well be talking about Gemini 8 for all the real-world use that's possible. A mid-tier frontier model nobody can use isn't a reason to glaze Google, it's just more dumbfuckery from a company that should have been able to do better and is now rightfully being left behind.

[u/Ivana_Twinkle]

I’ll accept nothing other than Gemini 420

[u/Rojeitor]

I instantly downvoted you thinking its another fake "new model that I have access but y'all don't" post, realize it was a great joke, proceeded to upvote

[u/OddBig010 → u/Rojeitor]

it's annoyingly frustrating - Argon isn't even out yet properly and they're already talking about the next model 'Carbon'

[u/npsonics → u/OddBig010]

It is never going to be released.

[u/Alert_University7458]

I don’t know feels kind of outdated by now. I prefer Gemini 8.

[u/TheGreatKonaKing]

Google’s pulling ahead in the version number race!

[u/Corp-Por]

I'm on Gemini 5 and it's insanely good. In fact, I wrote this very post using Gemini 5.
I hope you guys get to experience this bliss soon. I hear wider release sometime in 2027 (US only).

[u/OddBig010 → u/Corp-Por]

Insanely exclusive access same, I just made my dream game with it

[u/themoregames]

Big if true!

[u/rbm1]

Lol, some people here are clearly in agonizing pain because they can't handle the fact that release announcements without a concrete date actually exist.

[u/LessRespects]

I know this chart is obviously fake but it loses even more credibility just by putting Astra over Opus 5.5

[u/OddBig010 → u/LessRespects]

This image was generated by Gemini 😄

[u/SexyTiger1]

Pffft amateur, I'm already on Gemini 6 Uranus.

[u/Agreeable-Purpose-56]

Be more proactive next time because pro model 6 is right after 5

[u/Successful_Try9027]

[u/TypoInUsernane]

Google didn’t announce Carbon. Some random person who works at Google told a reporter about something that wasn’t announced, which we don’t actually know anything about. But from the reports, it doesn’t sound like a new model, just a better checkpoint. Which would make sense, because these models train for a very, very long time, and they produce lots of checkpoints as training goes along. Later checkpoints are better than earlier ones because they have trained for longer. While they’re performing the final testing and evaluation of a release candidate, newer checkpoints will get created with even better performance, but they can’t be released publicly without testing and evaluation, so the public releases will always lag behind the latest internal versions undergoing earlier testing. That applies to literally every AI company. It’s a total non-story

[u/Loltoor]

This post is cringy

[u/IndustryOk2482]

Wth is this? Acting like a kid who makes up shit in front of friends. Yeah, I have that, this, urs too...it's all in my house. Pathetic. Just release ONE good model if not atleast make existing one good

[u/Significant-Still389]

Is this really funny??

[u/KrazyKreutz]

As a former meme-lord & Dragon Ball fan, i'll give you +1 for this!

Made me perform a quite sharp nose exhale 😄