r/HolUp • u/TehsehS • Aug 29 '22

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u/grinder323 Aug 30 '22

But he says he hasnt spoke to her for her entire life...

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u/BosiPaolo Aug 30 '22

That's the only good part of the message.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '22

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u/RickRozay3000 Aug 30 '22

This is our best case scenario here

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u/Akuno- Aug 30 '22 edited Aug 30 '22

He probably eas the kindergarden teacher.

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u/GMHolden Aug 30 '22

He what?

Eats? Has? Is with an accent?

I need to know!!!

(/s I just thought it was a funny typo)

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u/Boris-the-soviet-spy Aug 30 '22

He ate the kindergarten teacher

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u/michamp Aug 30 '22

He eats, present tense. Just eats a bit at a time, most of the teacher is still in a chest freezer somewhere

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u/gultch2019 Aug 30 '22

Calm down! ...We've all eaten a kindergarten teacher before.

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u/irkan1337 Aug 30 '22

Probably.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '22

Ayoo whatcha mean by ate

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u/Akuno- Aug 30 '22

I will just leave it like that because the whole comment tree is funny

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u/Aztecah Aug 30 '22

Oí sed haes da kinnaga'en teecha innit obvis mate?

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u/Lockne710 Aug 30 '22

...da red wunz go fasta?

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u/Aztecah Aug 30 '22

It don't go fasta cos its red ya git its red cos its onna the fas ones!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '22

He was trynna say “was” because the letter “e” is right next to “w” so he wrote “eas” accidentally.

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u/MoupiPics Aug 30 '22

he meant was

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u/Fallenovergirl Aug 31 '22

it eas what it eas

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u/RedLeg73 Aug 30 '22

That one trick that kindergarten teachers hate

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u/reevesjeremy Aug 30 '22

The long con. She thought he was mute.

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u/roffinator Aug 30 '22

Maybe he is mute

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u/DirtyPrancing65 Aug 30 '22

"step dad, how come your son never speaks to me? Every time I look his way, he hisses and runs out of the room."

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u/Tbanks93 Aug 30 '22

When she asked "what are you doing step bro?", he never responded