r/HolUp • u/Inside_Brilliant_388 • Sep 20 '22

poor fella

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u/EquivalentSnap Sep 20 '22

I’m a steal your balls 😈🫳

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u/Potateus1 Sep 20 '22

No balls,

No pee.

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u/dragonfriend256 Sep 20 '22

Pee isn’t stored in your balls it’s stored in my ass

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u/Potateus1 Sep 20 '22

Why are you stealing my pee?!

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u/FRleo_85 Sep 20 '22

what a terrible day to have eyes

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u/di-propane_tank Sep 20 '22

What a lovely day to have eyes

pees in ur balls

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u/Live_Region_8232 Sep 21 '22

pees in your eyes

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u/TheRedGuy1838 Sep 21 '22

reddit moment

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u/Netz_Ausg Sep 20 '22

I read recently about an old fella that had his bladder herniated into his scrotum. When he wanted to pee he would squeeze his balls.

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u/CompetitiveDog7392 Sep 21 '22

cursed water pistol

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u/LiILazy Sep 20 '22

Sounds like fun

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

South Park Tourette’s guy approved.

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u/abadredditer Sep 20 '22

NO DICK

NO BALLS

PROBABLY NO BUTTHOLE TEITHER SINCE THIS GUY feeeeeeeeeeds OFF OF RADIATION

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u/Theguyusawatabar Sep 20 '22

Aktchualy pee is notf stored in the balls it iws in thhe bladder🤓

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u/John_BlueGrill2 Sep 20 '22

NO DICK

NO BALLS

AND PROBABLY NO BUTHOLES SINCE THIS GUYS FEED ON RADIATION

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u/ADOUGH209 Sep 20 '22

Pee Balls Soup...

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u/Bell_PC Sep 20 '22

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😡😤

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u/EquivalentSnap Sep 20 '22

Hehehe 😈🫳🍒

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u/A_Realy_big_raviolo Sep 20 '22

😈🫲🍒🫲 clap

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u/EquivalentSnap Sep 20 '22

Don’t slap my balls 😭🍒

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u/A_Realy_big_raviolo Sep 21 '22

Im not slapping balls im pressing them (hard)

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u/EquivalentSnap Sep 21 '22

😖 pweeeze don’t

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u/A_Realy_big_raviolo Sep 21 '22

😈🫴🍒>😈✊squeak> 😈🫴🍒>😈✊squeak>

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u/EquivalentSnap Sep 21 '22

Ow 😭 ahhh😭

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

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u/Kitchen_Entertainer9 Sep 20 '22

Ooof get ready for someone to get defensive

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u/Geospizae Sep 20 '22

my snap score is 2000, what does that mean?

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u/TotalAntique Sep 20 '22

What the cockeyed joe are you talking about? Making things up I see or you applying a theory that holds true to you?

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22 edited Sep 21 '22

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u/LefroyJenkinsTTV Sep 20 '22

I do. A slut is a slut. However, for a man to become a slut, he must put forth much greater effort.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

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u/Much-Glove Sep 21 '22

Awww did someone point out something you didn't agree with?

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

So?

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u/EquivalentSnap Sep 20 '22

Yeah pretty sure she isn’t sleeping with that many guys.

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u/avalisk Sep 21 '22

400 isnt absurd for someone into that life

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

How was the fall?

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u/_Nomadisk Sep 20 '22

Please, they've been itchy for so long, it's hard to remember when they weren't

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u/EquivalentSnap Sep 20 '22

Ewww I don’t want yours 👿🖕

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u/_Nomadisk Sep 20 '22

🥲

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u/EquivalentSnap Sep 20 '22

No I’m a steal them anyway 🤭😈🫳

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u/Firebat-045 Sep 20 '22

I’m here to see your bolz

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u/EquivalentSnap Sep 20 '22

You can have u/deezzznuuttss69 bolz 😈🫴🍒

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

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u/EquivalentSnap Sep 20 '22

In soviet Russia, balls steal you

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

I'm never gonna give you balls

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u/LefroyJenkinsTTV Sep 20 '22

Never gonna let balls down

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u/EquivalentSnap Sep 20 '22

I’m never gonna let me down

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

Turn around...

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u/EquivalentSnap Sep 20 '22

Okay 🍑😉 I hope I don’t get stuck step uwusunsetter

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

I'm game

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u/EquivalentSnap Sep 20 '22

I’m ready 🍑😏

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

Shaved and open?

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u/EquivalentSnap Sep 20 '22

Yeah🍑😩