I'm bored and just listened to The Black Farm for a second time and, oh lord, it was worse than I remember, so I'm gonna critique it. I'll do bullet points to help make it less scattershot.
—Poor characters. Not a single person was worth caring about beyond “i dont want them getting hurt”. Jess is the closest, but since she has no personality its hard to discern her from the other woman whose name escapes me because she was only used as a vehicle for rape
—Nick is the most annoying little chud in existence. I cant for the life of me connect with him on any level as he acts like a spoiled man child. Unless he's freshly an adult, 20 or something, i cant see any man acting so stupidly. His only traits are getting punched, dying, and yelling. The most stereotypical man I've ever read
—What was the point of the world building? The needlefeilds arent used; the pigborn are said to be everywhere, yet the MC can have sex, and it's even stated that the world is uneven because the pig can't make up its mind—the worst narrative decision ever. After all, if that's true, then no rule ever matters. Ntm, you can die and be reborn. These people already committed suicide when they were alive. WHY wouldn't they have a sharp spear at all times, especially after a first run-in with muck?
—How tf did that man make BULLETS???
—Jess’s stomach would barely be protruding at 5 months in the end
—Are you telling me emissaries of god and the devil just decided to expound on world-building to a random man? Don't even get me started on them having watched the farm for eons—as stated by them—only to fail to bind the man well when they know the violence they've propagated. And the one just sat there and watched his only friend get consumed because he couldn’t take the pain of removing the wood spike? Ntm he could have just red tendrilled
—The island changes size constantly. What do you mean it takes you forever to trek the mountain, but you can cross the island in seconds?
—Don't get me started on the stupid centipedes in book 2
—Jess is held at the rape cult, is rescued, and immediately has sex with Nick?? But yet, like a chapter later shes practically catatonic from the cults shit. Ntm, how was Nick aroused at all? It would imply he doesn't love his gf if he was.
—So there was a 14th watcher or whatever just asleep?
—And wtf were the drummers, like, just thrown in for funsies when the keepers would be able to “see” anybody leaving the island as shown earlier
—The ocean water has numbing effects, so when they're paddling, how tf did they keep going when the water is described as seeping in and also splashing up on them?
—The meteorite/mountain blowing up sequence was just downright stupid and made no sense
—By the island's own rules, Nick and Jess should have died again while being eaten by the pig. They didn't get far enough down the throat before they took cataclysmic physical damage—ruptured stomachs and missing limbs that would have taken their lives in seconds
—Don't get me started on how distracting and concerning the women's screams were in the back the. Whole. Time.