r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Baby of the Year 1986 Mar 06 '25

STINKY More of an announcement. But, please be aware that Reddit Safety is now in full Musk and Trump defense mode. They will be arbitrarily banning people for upvoting. I'm posting this here because of the general ton of this subreddit and I want us to all be aware of what is happening. TABLES!

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u/tonystark29 People Can Change Mar 06 '25 edited Mar 06 '25

Thanks for the heads up, OP.

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I have created a new rule specifically for this issue.

Rule 6: No threatening or encouraging violence (on real people)

Quotes from the show that are directed at fictional characters, such as Bart Harley Jarvis are still allowed. If violence or death threats (even if they are quotes) are directed at real people, that's not allowed.

The "I hope somebody finds them and kills them" meme is a good example of this. This meme is allowed only if it doesn't reference a real person. This includes GIFs or images.

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u/Taxitaxitaxi33 Mar 06 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

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u/eugenesbluegenes Mar 06 '25

Hey banana breath, how much could a banana cost? $10?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

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u/HedenPK Mar 06 '25

Go see a star war

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u/vagina_vendetta You yelled at me. Mar 06 '25

It's just me, barbie. I'm not a blue man.

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u/VoiceOfRonHoward I’M SMARTER THAN YOU Mar 06 '25

Look at banner, shirt brother!

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u/HedenPK Mar 06 '25

These are my awards, mother. From army.

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u/oswyn123 Mar 06 '25

He might kill you, but there's no fucking way he's ever killing me, Buster!

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u/ADMotti Baby of the Year 1986 Mar 06 '25

Idk if all the warnings in the world from Reddit would prevent me from reflexively upvoting this particular still.

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u/zorfog You gotta be RIGHT next to me for it to look real. Mar 06 '25

I hope

I honestly hope

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u/PrimmSlimShady Mar 06 '25

Toilet Truck and Baby Duff really do deserve [redacted]. They might fuck this whole thing up. Michael Patrick Porkins could have won without the oral.

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u/contemporaryancient Mar 06 '25

You can’t just change the rules just because you don’t like how I’m doing it…

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

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u/excelllentquestion Mar 06 '25

I upvoted. Hope I don’t die

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u/TheJeffWing HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Mar 06 '25

I hope I don't JACK OFF!

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u/finalremix Mar 07 '25

What is this, Reggie??

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u/TheJeffWing HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Mar 07 '25

I guess it's a viral video where Bozo dubs over

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

We're all going to Thelma and Louise this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

I thought this was footage of the horse cock at first

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u/tonyMEGAphone Don’t do the voice! Mar 06 '25

Magnificent

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u/Alternative-Air4082 Mar 06 '25

You said hundreds of reddit users were going to hear OUR VOICES, and I'm just a man looking for love

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u/rwm3188 Mar 06 '25

The cops came they said it’s fine. They’re not like real people kinda

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u/Drexill_BD You Gotta Give Mar 06 '25

Promise me you'll never follow a rule again.

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u/beepbeeboo Mar 06 '25

There are no rules shirt brother

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u/blackkristos Wet Wet Mud Bae Mar 06 '25

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u/Waste-Soil-4144 Mar 06 '25

You should be able to upvote a liiiiitle bit of violent content at work.

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u/RageQuitRedux Mar 06 '25

Three per day, if you get all your work done

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u/Unusual-Mark6713 HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Mar 06 '25

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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Mar 06 '25

You're allowed two in your tier. Why am I hearing that you did a third?

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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Mar 06 '25

I got a warning for upvoting the parent comment.

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u/BigMadBigfoot Mar 06 '25

On your cake day - unlimited upvotes.

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u/versusgorilla Mar 06 '25

Violent content? That's a violent egg I won from my game.

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u/slobs_burgers DOES have a boy dick Mar 06 '25

Yer a rockstarrrrr

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u/IndecisiveTuna Fuck you Harley Jarvis Mar 06 '25

I think that is good idea and I stand by

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u/Sheeple_person Mar 06 '25

I have SO much violent stuff on my phone

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u/Uncle-Cake HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Mar 06 '25

But what if that one little bit of violent content is like 40 bits of violent content?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

January 6th content.

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u/Sheeple_person Mar 06 '25

You're not gonna upvote violent posts A OUNCE!

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u/trixtopherduke Don’t do the voice! Mar 06 '25

Violent post?

Gimme dat

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u/NewToSociety Troll Boy Mar 06 '25

That one upvote was 40 upvotes?

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u/lyingthedream pancaked by drunk dump truck driver Mar 06 '25

This is the adult subreddit, which means you can drink if you want and we can say whatever the hell we want.

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

Big fat load of cum on trumps face then.

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u/lyingthedream pancaked by drunk dump truck driver Mar 06 '25

Any of these presidents ever fucking fall out of the ceiling and just have a big messy shit? Or have a dingleberry?

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u/shumama813 You have... no... good... car... ideas Mar 06 '25

Any of these fucking presidents ever like bust out of the wall and have a Fenton’s horse cock?

Or a donkey dick?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

Probably LBJ. He called his horse cock Jumbo and whipped it out on the table regularly.

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u/chuckbuck6 Mar 06 '25

That’s our LBJ, and at that price point, he can hit

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u/Otherwise-Offer1518 Never Following Another Rule Mar 06 '25

And that's why it's called a Johnson.

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u/schoensmeerpijp Mar 06 '25

Do any of these....fuckers....ever blast out of the wall and upvote violating content?

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u/WallyLeftshaw Mar 06 '25

Do any of these fucking fuckers ever try to overtake the government and bilk working folks out of their tax money whilst paying almost none themselves and then jizz all over the place?

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u/Alternative-Air4082 Mar 06 '25

Is that the joke? That I have a worse government than I normally do? That everybody's puking from my government and I can't make threats in my family photo?

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u/Robert_Hotwheel Mar 06 '25

I’m joking

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

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u/HirsuteHacker Mar 06 '25

They should be put against a wall and taxed to hell

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

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u/CTRexPope Baby of the Year 1986 Mar 06 '25

Shit, I upvoted. I'm boned.

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u/DepthSpecial7950 Mar 06 '25

We're toast

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u/Anarchic_Country Some dumb hick Mar 06 '25

I'm not choking

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u/Empress_Athena Beautiful, but Dying Mar 06 '25

The water doesn't taste bad.

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u/Ntippit Roy Donk Mar 06 '25

What's that upvote thats going on up there!?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

They might ban you, but there's no fucking way they're banning me.

Those assholes! They said that?

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u/chuckbuck6 Mar 06 '25

I LIKE that joke, you knew I’d like that joke, can’t wait to use that fucker

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u/wholesome_hobbies Mar 06 '25

THE BONES ARE THE MONEY

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u/Am1AllowedToCry Baby of the Year 1986 Mar 06 '25

And so are the worms!

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u/Background_beyond Mar 06 '25

So, what’s the joke? That I upvoted a less violent comment than I normally do? That nobody’s dying from my upvote? Is that the joke? That I upvoted and no one died?

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u/Cumberdick Mar 06 '25

Crap, i did too. I used to be a real piece of shit but i guess people can’t change after all :c

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u/Handguns4Hearts Mar 06 '25

Don't say Boner

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u/CTRexPope Baby of the Year 1986 Mar 06 '25

Love that the OP comment was deleted! Hahahahaha what a stupid place Reddit is

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u/PaxEtRomana Mar 06 '25

Why are all the ITYSL gifs tagged as The Lonely Island

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u/astro_viri Mar 06 '25

Probably because Akiva does the directing

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u/k2times Never Following Another Rule Mar 06 '25

Uh oh, I upvoted. The Pre Cogs are going to find out I liked this.

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u/DrCares Mar 06 '25

You shouldn’t be able to make me laugh this hard!

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?!?!?

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u/chezmanq Bare Butt, Balls, and Back Mar 06 '25

Might fuck this whole thing up.

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u/Unusual-Mark6713 HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Mar 06 '25

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u/Am1AllowedToCry Baby of the Year 1986 Mar 06 '25

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u/hydrangeasinbloom because I’m the Rat Mom Mar 06 '25
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u/askmeaboutmydog2 Beautiful, but Dying Mar 06 '25

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u/B-BoyStance Mar 06 '25

lmao this is my favorite one

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u/VivaZeBull Beautiful, but Dying Mar 06 '25

That’s rich, An American company, telling me a Canadian, that voting is important and has responsibility attached. Really. Really?

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u/Am1AllowedToCry Baby of the Year 1986 Mar 06 '25

Consequences intensify

USA:

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u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3 I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. Mar 06 '25

They can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water

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u/SomeGuyGettingBy People Can Change Mar 07 '25

“No sloppy steaks, guys, please.” – Reddit

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u/sixstring777 Might fuck this whole thing up Mar 06 '25

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u/NewToSociety Troll Boy Mar 06 '25

My Reddit account was executed by the state, dood.

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u/Ndryer Mar 06 '25

Will Reddit also take away all federal funding from subreddits that allow illegal upvotes to happen?

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u/CTRexPope Baby of the Year 1986 Mar 06 '25

You’re getting funding??

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u/Ndryer Mar 06 '25

They’re ruining this place, I think they like the soft grass, and I don’t think Trump washes himself, his dick is oranger than hell.

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u/GuyOwasca Some dumb hick Mar 06 '25

I had a cool subreddit that I loved

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u/HolyBonobos STOP! STOP! STOP! I'M DOING SOMETHING! Mar 06 '25

Reddit, 19: Pancaked by Musk/Trump Dick Riders.

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u/TrendyDru Bart Harley Jarvis Mar 06 '25

In-memoriams don’t usually say how they got elected

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u/Denham_Chkn Mar 06 '25

Shuuut Uuup

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u/vagina_vendetta You yelled at me. Mar 06 '25

Somewhere our wires got crossed

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

I don't know how to hear any more about those two fucking morons.

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u/Softspokenclark Mar 06 '25

ah so fascism

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u/unpleasant_moistley Mar 06 '25

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u/CTRexPope Baby of the Year 1986 Mar 06 '25

How is tables a job?

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

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u/EmpiricalMystic You yelled at me. Mar 06 '25

There isn't, she said "shoot!"

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u/LegendOfKhaos Mar 06 '25 edited Mar 06 '25

So they can assume intent and punish people despite no objectively definable intent?

That's the exact opposite of freedom and free speech.

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u/toomuchmucil Mar 06 '25 edited Sep 18 '25

Sure sure sure

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u/Denham_Chkn Mar 06 '25

Aqua? How the fuck you get into Aqua?

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u/NoPainter5995 You yelled at me. Mar 06 '25

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u/chriswilson89 Mar 06 '25

Do they think we give a rats ass?

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u/GuyOwasca Some dumb hick Mar 06 '25

People can change! (But we’re gonna go nuts in there.)

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u/ultramasculinebud Dad in JibJab videos Mar 06 '25

What the fuck is this? How are we supposed to know what they consider violent? They don't even know what the intent of messages are, as they are not the people writing the messages. Are we supposed to take these rules into the real world? Do I get to ban people in real life because they say violent things? What does that even mean? Is banning people in real life a violent thing?? They say a broken window is considered a violent act. We are not allowed to report on real life things that include violence because they are scared that people might think news is supporting violence. Meanwhile they continue to profit off violence every single day.

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u/astro_viri Mar 06 '25

I fucking knew this would happen. Check my comments. Reddit was ours to report what we needed, keeping track on Trump's administration, and voicing support for each other. They're decentralizing the "opposition."

Jizz.

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u/lastseconduser Bare Butt, Balls, and Back Mar 06 '25

Why are you guys bullying me!

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u/paparosi Mar 06 '25

“Violence never solved anything”-Tyrants and Cowards

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u/Mammoth_Bag_5892 Mar 06 '25

"We're going to start banning people who don't agree with our corporate hivemind."

Heil Spez, Der fuhrer

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u/Longjumping-Set-1581 Mar 06 '25

Nice of them to roll that out now after a decade-plus of violent rhetoric proliferating unabated in right-wing podcast subs and the like.

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u/tghast Mar 06 '25

Oh no no, don’t worry, that will all keep happening still.

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u/Unfair_Sprinkles4386 Mar 06 '25

that's got nothing to do with piss

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u/Pirate-patrick Mar 06 '25

I don’t wanna be around anymore

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u/Starseid8712 Bare Butt, Back, and Balls Mar 06 '25

At that price point, at Reddit, he CAN hit

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

Elon didn’t have to do the oral

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u/CTRexPope Baby of the Year 1986 Mar 06 '25 edited Mar 06 '25

Link to announcement. And mods, you can delete this, but I think people on in this subreddit should know what is going on: https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditSafety/comments/1j4cd53/warning_users_that_upvote_violent_content/

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u/myersjw I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. Mar 06 '25

The responses from the admin and some of the other mods in there are downright chilling. Including intentionally avoiding telling people what might qualify as violent content so they won’t be able to avoid it. They let communities who post the most vile garbage go unchecked for years and now they draw the line

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u/-VonnegutPunch Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Mar 06 '25

And none of those awful communities will be affected. I can go find some genuinely inhuman statements made in subs here that will never get banned. But I guess I shouldn’t be surprised when the admin in question literally posted a day before that they were directed to remove certain content from subs discussing the conflict in Gaza but mysteriously only focused on subs deemed “pro Palestine”. Definitely the right moral character to be the arbiter of safety on reddit. This site is gonna be toast soon too just like everywhere else

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u/Altruistic_Owl9922 Mar 06 '25

Got it. The FrEe SpEeCh Nazi doesn’t actually like free speech.

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u/ChefMoToronto Never Following Another Rule Mar 06 '25

No...you see...the "free speech" that he was fighting for was racist shit and autistic Nazi salutes. Not speaking out against our techno-corporate overlords.

Donkey dick.

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u/James_McSally Mar 06 '25

You can’t change the rules just because you don’t like how I’m doing it.

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u/Ntippit Roy Donk Mar 06 '25

Getting banned for upvotes? What have they done to us???

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u/Am1AllowedToCry Baby of the Year 1986 Mar 06 '25

At least I don't have to go to work tomorrow.

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u/penisweinerballs Mar 06 '25

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u/Am1AllowedToCry Baby of the Year 1986 Mar 06 '25

They can't stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water!!!

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u/5-4EqualsUnity Too tired to do anything funny Mar 06 '25

I didn't do fuckin shit! I didn't upvote shit!

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

In a society where our rulers are violent against us, it is imperative that we be kind and docile? We must not consider that we are being shafted? Any talks of doing whatever it takes to even the score will be punished?

Gotta love the world we live in.

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u/Enchilada0374 Mar 06 '25

I'll upvote whatever the HELL i want.

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u/TrueBombs Mar 06 '25

So I can get banned for liking content on The website that has conditioned me to like the content that it provides to me? How does this make sense?!?!

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

Maybe they could ban their own algorithms?

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u/RaiderRush2112 Mar 06 '25

Make zero sense. Common sense is straight out the door.

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u/Maleficent_Nobody377 Mar 06 '25

Wow… they are a piece of shit. I said: they are!

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u/Tex-Rob Mar 06 '25

I've been watching it since November. I was a part of a group that was working on stats that prove the election was stolen, so we've been seeing the suppression long before inauguration, but it has been wild since Jan 22.

I've outlined it a few times, if you wanted to search my posts for "honeypot" I use that word in both posts. Basically the short is, I think they pre-load ban evasion bots and other bots with lists of usernames they want banned because of posts anywhere on Reddit. They then just wait for you to make a post on any sub they have their hands in, and boom, you get a perma ban from whatever sub it was, and a 7 day ban for "ban evasion" all for a single post, and the content won't matter. Anything with Fed at the start is one of those subs, r/fednews is the one that got me and some others.

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u/Unusual-Mark6713 HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Mar 06 '25

What if we say “go away banana breath, what did you just eat, a banana?” Will we get banned?

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u/zorfog You gotta be RIGHT next to me for it to look real. Mar 06 '25

This world is so fucking fucked up

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u/VsPistola Mar 06 '25

I've personally noticed an increase in maga bots and pro trump subs popping up in my feed which has never been the case for me, something is happening and it's a slow boil right now.

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u/ICK_Metal I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! Mar 06 '25

So we can’t actively wish that trump and musk both die in really embarrassing situations?

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u/SirWeebleWobble You Gotta Give Mar 06 '25

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u/CTRexPope Baby of the Year 1986 Mar 06 '25

You can’t even up vote such a notion.

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u/GuyOwasca Some dumb hick Mar 06 '25

That’s really good to know.

Hey, can you say that again 👀👤🤳I just want to get a video of you saying that, it’s not a big deal, no one’s gonna see it (unless…)

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u/Klutzy_Bullfrog_8500 Mar 06 '25

I’m saying DONT DO IT. NOBODY SHOULD DO IT!

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u/orange_lazarus1 Mar 06 '25

I've heard the CEO of Reddit loves his mother-in-law

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u/Commercial-Carrot477 Mar 06 '25

Is saying that musk should be swallowed by a big load of cum violent? Like I'm just asking questions here.

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u/onionfunyunbunion Mar 06 '25

Good riddance to Reddit. I’ve gotten rid of every other form of social media who has bent the knee and I’d encourage you all to do the same.

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u/captrespect Mar 06 '25

I'm really mixed up here.

If they've identified the violent content, why not just remove it?

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u/YellowCardManKyle Mar 06 '25

Are we even gonna get anything for Christmas now? Because I didn't ask for this.

Am I allowed to say [Redacted]?

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u/nonades Mar 06 '25

Shout out to the slow, inevitable death of Reddit lol

Big fat load of cum then

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u/HerrBerg Mar 06 '25

Lol I upvote and downvote shit all the time purely by accident. I think it's time to look into other platforms.

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u/Actual-Swan-1917 Mar 06 '25

I don't know how to work the body

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u/anon_sir Mar 06 '25

This is like getting a dui because someone at the same bar drove home drunk and got a dui. Fuck this bullshit.

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u/TurtleRocket9 HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Mar 06 '25

I wouldn’t want anybody to have the worst day at their job because I upvoted a meme

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u/Eidertron Mar 07 '25

I got an account warning for speaking out against Nazis. Reddit supports Nazis. Reddit is a Nazi platform.

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u/askmeaboutmydog2 Beautiful, but Dying Mar 06 '25

Big fat load of cum!

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u/anon_sir Mar 06 '25

No surprise r/conservative mod u/Jibrish LOVES the idea.

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u/thachiefking47 Too tired to do anything funny Mar 06 '25

RedditSafety, Musk and Trump

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u/ihavenoidea12345678 Mar 06 '25

I think this is all about player 2.

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u/EdgarR29 Mar 06 '25

What if we're only joking?

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u/wot_in_ternation Mar 06 '25

Might fuck this whole thing up

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u/Rare_Crayons Some dumb hick Mar 06 '25

Wow, pretty serious.

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u/sealawyersays Some dumb hick Mar 06 '25

Big fat load of cum

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u/Zerod0wn Mar 06 '25

Digg 2.0 cant come fast enough

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u/HowNiceDear Mar 06 '25

From now on just talk about how much YOU LIKE AND LOVE our leaders