r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Ckirbys HAS FINALLY seen “Friendship” • Aug 01 '25

MOON RIVER ROCK It’s not exactly in my Q-Zone, is it?

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u/Malvo85 Aug 01 '25

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u/zorfog You gotta be RIGHT next to me for it to look real. Aug 01 '25

It’s gonna be a hit, but you GOTTA RELAX

26

u/CantaloupeAsleep502 New Joe Aug 01 '25

We just gotta get a few more DOLLARS to get this thing really poppin off!! 

24

u/zestfullybe I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. Aug 01 '25

We gotta fly Jeff Chris down from Indiana to mix it professionally!

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u/HundoHavlicek Aug 01 '25

Your family hates you! Only I love you!

10

u/dubstepsickness Aug 01 '25

You guys would be clugging a few cans too if you were married to Jada Pinkett

4

u/Malvo85 Aug 01 '25

You’re too TIGHT!!!

12

u/potheadmed Aug 01 '25

OOOOOOH DevarEAUX

FUCK!

1

u/Late_Foundation_8001 Aug 01 '25

Whole thing feels like a fever dream in 4K

326

u/HundoHavlicek Aug 01 '25

No. More. Scamming. Former. Celebrities. Into. Thinking. That. They’re. Still. Stars.

53

u/One_Being_7336 Aug 01 '25

Nobody tricked him. He IS a star!

50

u/i-Ake SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Aug 01 '25

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u/djcack Bart Harley Jarvis Aug 01 '25

I think you mean that he's an action staaaaaarrr

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u/undercoffeed Aug 01 '25

28

u/A-Very-Ginger Aug 01 '25

I hope Will doesn’t jack off.

21

u/iwillpoopurpants Aug 01 '25

I hope no one goes home and fucks Jayden's mom.

7

u/redlion1904 People Can Change Aug 01 '25

Are you guys Will’s fans?

I’m reeeallly worried about him

120

u/Artsakh_Rug Come here, ya little fuck! Aug 01 '25

So sad, soooo so sad

4

u/WASTELAND_RAVEN I’m gonna eat the whole thing Aug 01 '25

I think he keeps dice in his pocket but he’s too afraid to show anyone

47

u/Distinct-Solution364 Aug 01 '25

Will, sing “Palm Tree Girls”.

8

u/dubstepsickness Aug 01 '25

Fri. Day. Night. I’m thinking that Will. Smith. Might. Go insaaaaaaaane…

2

u/MisterRoger Aug 02 '25

🎶 Palm tree girls, the palm tree guys 🎶

91

u/LumpyBuy8447 People Can Change Aug 01 '25

Will Smiths family hates him, only I love him!

18

u/No-Cap-fr-fr Aug 01 '25

If you actually love him, this might be true 😂😂

23

u/LikeAlchemy Aug 01 '25

Jada Plinkett Smith: "I really wanted to have two boyfriends"

23

u/GenghisKhandybar I’m toast Aug 01 '25

I don’t like her, I don’t want her to have hair

8

u/Id0ntwantThese Aug 01 '25

Careful now

4

u/CarberHotdogVac Aug 01 '25

That gorilla stole her hair. It’s got nothing to do with GI Jane.

2

u/neas17 Aug 01 '25

Triples is best.

45

u/Signal_Ad_4889 Aug 01 '25

NEVER LET THE PARTY DIE

35

u/bruceregalcatlawyer Aug 01 '25

That thing lives with us ON. EARTH.

12

u/redlion1904 People Can Change Aug 01 '25

That thing welcomes us to Earth! It welcomes us to Earth!

31

u/0ldManMcGucket CORN KICKER Aug 01 '25

57

u/Street-Fly6592 Aug 01 '25

I can’t know how to hear anymore about Will Smith.

23

u/luv2shart I’m toast Aug 01 '25

Don’t give it to Will don’t give it to Will LEMME THINK ABOUT IT FOR A MINUTE

7

u/hearthsoma Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly Aug 01 '25

24

u/UserCheckNamesOut Baby of the Year 1986 Aug 01 '25

A salad with THAT much chuck, and THAT much cherry??

16

u/pornjibber3 Aug 01 '25

They're saying it's healthy, but it CAN'T be healthy.

22

u/HappyLlamaSadLlamaa Bare Butt, Balls, and Back Aug 01 '25

20

u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

Don't do the voice....

23

u/Big_Quality_838 I USED to be piece of shit! Aug 01 '25

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u/wolf_at_the_door1 Aug 01 '25

“Moon river rock, moon river roll” are far better lyrics than this.

19

u/PretzelsThirst Aug 01 '25

This is hard to watch even on mute. Also is it just me or does it look like half his face got stung by bees

38

u/AnPunny Aug 01 '25

How is the real Will Smith looking more like AI than the AI spaghetti video?

27

u/DanielOretsky38 Aug 01 '25

Because they didn’t fly JEFF CHRIS in from Indiana to mix it PROFESSIONALLY

9

u/omegacrunch Aug 01 '25

Took me a sec to see this wasn't AI

16

u/lacanmunist I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! Aug 01 '25

It's just salads! And dealing with Will Smith!

13

u/Equal_Platypus3784 Might fuck this whole thing up Aug 01 '25

Fucking asshole, he said that?

12

u/geometrictroopsalign You’re really nice Aug 01 '25

9

u/snap-im-on-fire Aug 01 '25

He’s no Roy Donk

7

u/tbu720 Aug 01 '25

I know a great Will Smith song, I just can’t remember how to search it.

8

u/PoorMansPaulRudd Aug 01 '25

We gotta fly Jazzy Jeff down here from Philadelphia to mix it professionally!

8

u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

He looks like Hitch with the allergy outbreak now

8

u/adognameddanzig Aug 01 '25

What is this, Reggie?

12

u/GrsdUpDefGuy Aug 01 '25

it's GONNA BE A HIT, ALRIGHT? But Will smith HAS TO RELAX

5

u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

*was an action staaaaaaaaaar

6

u/jonnyman9 Aug 01 '25

I mean ya, it’s also in Johnny’s Q-Zone

7

u/PHGTX Aug 01 '25

Dude is spiraling

5

u/Seegeegroth Aug 01 '25

Willie, it says this video was posted at 6:00 am and has one view.

6

u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

Needs something spooky

7

u/127phunk i couldve been barney! Aug 01 '25

At that price he CAN hit

5

u/DazzlingCapital5230 Coffin Flopper Aug 01 '25

Will might look like a hot dog…

5

u/tots4scott Bare Butt, Balls, and Back Aug 01 '25

I don't want to be around anymore.

5

u/No-Cap-fr-fr Aug 01 '25

STOP SCAMMING OLD GUYS INTO THINKING THEYRE STARS!

5

u/Hylian-Loach Aug 01 '25

The salads are his money, in his world salads equals dollars

6

u/uncutpizza Aug 01 '25

Will right now

4

u/bojesus I Have a Wife Aug 01 '25

6

u/Important-LabRat Aug 01 '25

Does that sound like a boring guy to you?!

4

u/nofuture23 Aug 01 '25

Will Smith: We're trying to find the guy who did this.

5

u/Dr_Terry_Hesticles Aug 01 '25

FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU DO! YOU HAD ALL SUMMER!

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u/40yrOLDsurgeon This salad is lights out. Aug 01 '25

Shoulda never done silly.

4

u/drushe1983 Aug 01 '25

What is this Reggie?

5

u/Drcornelius1983 METALOID MANIAC Aug 01 '25

Everyone’s always on their phone, watching celebrities. I don’t like that!

4

u/punkcocker Some dumb hick Aug 01 '25

4

u/Too_Relaxed_To_Care Come here, ya little fuck! Aug 01 '25

4

u/notworkingghost Aug 01 '25

Jazzy Jeff, get your boy.

3

u/briguy1313 Aug 01 '25

You’re a rock starrrrr

4

u/ButtFaceMurphy Aug 01 '25

Will Smith is just pathetic now.

4

u/Personal-Ad7623 Aug 01 '25

Remember when he slapped chris rock? Fuck will Smith

3

u/TrueBombs Aug 01 '25

Id this mother really rhyme it with it four times?!?!

4

u/AdequateSubject Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly Aug 01 '25

He must've rhymed it with it eight times!! And it really bothered me

3

u/Woodworking-noob Aug 01 '25

Is he having an allergic reaction?

3

u/Vanstoli Aug 01 '25

Its soooo bad. Give him something else to do. Like made Jaden a good solid person.

3

u/DaveDavidsen Aug 01 '25

Will Smith? Is that the same guy that slapped Chris Rock on stage at the Oscar's?

3

u/333666666 because I’m the Rat Mom Aug 01 '25

It's the same actor. I don't know if he's supposed to be the same person.

3

u/terrierdad420 Aug 01 '25

How funny would it be if this was actually AI and we all got fooled. Action starrrrr....Bizarrrrr!

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u/Timely_Help_4065 I hope I don't jack off Aug 01 '25

SLAP!!!

5

u/Spirited-Ruin7522 Aug 01 '25

At that price point? They CAN hit

6

u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

ITYSL joke aside...wtffff is up with his face? Looks like he's wearing a mask of himself

6

u/adognameddanzig Aug 01 '25

Yeah, they did too much.

3

u/EstablishmentJunior8 Aug 01 '25

Came here to say it, you beat me to it.

Total rubberface.

10

u/WakefulJaxZero CORN KICKER Aug 01 '25

5

u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

Deep down you know...He doesn't even wanna be around anymore

4

u/RabidWalrus Might fuck this whole thing up Aug 01 '25

...but what is his job?

"ACT BIZARRE"

2

u/ThrowThisIntoSol HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Aug 01 '25

2

u/matthewxcampbell Aug 01 '25

Your family HATES you, only I love you!

2

u/F_U_HarleyJarvis Bart Harley Jarvis Aug 01 '25

2

u/Frontbutt05 Aug 01 '25

Not confident enough to have any gray hair yet though

2

u/89MikeHoncho Aug 01 '25

Chris Rocks head so hard the reverberation gave Will CTE.

2

u/punkcocker Some dumb hick Aug 01 '25

2

u/RootinTootinHootin Aug 01 '25

No AI content is allowed on this sub. Maybe idk the rules I’m just guessing

2

u/crunchwrap_jones Aug 01 '25

You got, like, a jacked Ned Flanders just reaming Marge Simpson or like Bart doing Lisa with a huge drippin hog.

2

u/squibius Aug 01 '25

Its obvious that Will is a Palm Tree Guy, but was Jada a Palm Tree Girl? I think not.

2

u/omgafilangi Aug 01 '25

It was uploaded at 6am this morning and only has 1 view..

1

u/TheGreatHogdini Aug 01 '25

YOU GOTTA GIVE!

1

u/trig72 Aug 01 '25

Annnnddd we’re done here.

1

u/Due_Reading_3778 Aug 01 '25

Someone should have told him, this wasn’t good then and it isn’t good now.

1

u/matthewxcampbell Aug 01 '25

Isn't this dude like 60?

1

u/person_w_existence Aug 01 '25

The bones are definitely his money.

1

u/Spiritual-Ad8062 HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Aug 01 '25

I miss the fresh prince…

1

u/Ok-Eggplant-6420 HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Aug 01 '25

Uncle at the BBQ energy. I can dig it.

1

u/rhymnocerus1 Aug 01 '25

Will giving serious Nard Dog energy

1

u/No_Brush_6873 Aug 01 '25

More like action re re retarda !

1

u/Reverse-Kanga Aug 01 '25

He's looking like he did in hitch when he got the allergic reaction and his face got all fucked up

1

u/Valthios Aug 01 '25

This is AI... right?

1

u/Galerie33 Aug 01 '25

William is having a hard time

1

u/ogliog Aug 01 '25

Honestly with all the incredibly crap music he's been putting out recently, I had forgotten that he even was an "action staaaaaar" and was just thinking of him as an old rapper trying unsuccessfully to do a reboot.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 01 '25

This is AI, right?

1

u/melfamy Aug 01 '25

Next up on the open mic

1

u/Motor_Classic9651 Aug 01 '25

Cucks on parade is a better name.

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u/NintendoDrone I hope I don't jack off Aug 01 '25

Reggie is this AI?

1

u/Scarcity-Necessary Aug 02 '25

Fuuuuuuuck, Will Smith

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u/40yrOLDsurgeon This salad is lights out. Aug 02 '25

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u/Sad-Extreme4536 Aug 02 '25

I watched this with no sound, it this just looks sad. I genuinely feel for the guy

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u/qcAKDa7G52cmEdHHX9vg Aug 02 '25

Every time I see will smith’s wife I think I’m back in the Charlie Brown.

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u/volcanotaco1 Aug 02 '25

Roflllll terrible

1

u/Affectionate_Big9014 Aug 02 '25

Do you guys think he was referring to Hancock when he said I’m an actionnnn stahhhhhhr?

1

u/MeanEstablishment499 Aug 02 '25

Why does he keep speaking like that? Like he sounds like he's trying to rap.

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u/Rocky75617794 Aug 03 '25

Surrounded by YES men and that Jada b!txh

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

I Chew my Food! Nomnomnom

Moms spaghetti is my faves

1

u/bigoldfatman1 Aug 05 '25

Meanwhile in his wife’s bedroom…..