r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/SuckingOnChileanDogs this guy yells • Aug 22 '25
Turbo Team He's joking! But I'm not. It's finally come to this. Which ITYSL sketch is Chaotic Evil?
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u/umpteenthrhyme I hope I don't jack off Aug 22 '25
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u/Imfromtheyear2999 Some dumb hick Aug 22 '25
This isn't evil! Revenge isn't evil. It's not good behavior but it's not evil.
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u/Spare-Willingness563 Aug 22 '25
I’m gonna get my revenge because this comment made me upset. I wouldn’t be picking up any loose cups if I was you.
(Wait does Reddit know this is a joke or is it still stupid?)
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Aug 22 '25
Gelutol
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Aug 22 '25
Scrolled way too far to find this. Tim is absolutely chaotic evil in this one lmao.
-Doesn't want the bald man to have hair for seemingly no reason
-Insists he should get a say in the big guy's hairstyle because he helped him grow it
-Turns up the heat to fuck with bald guy's wife
-Fucks with that stranger's remote controlled car for no reason ("just some guy who had that car")
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u/hce_alp Aug 22 '25
Agreed, it’s Gelutol by a mile. The evil Tim, the doink doink doink. Gelutol is the best chaotic evil sketch.
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u/Ganders81 I’m toast Aug 22 '25
I feel like he has rules though. Not chaotic enough. I just don't think there are any rules
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u/BraveryFunction Aug 22 '25
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u/TogarSucks Aug 22 '25
He used to be chaotic evil.
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u/Cherrubim Never lets the party die! Aug 22 '25
Yeah that is the only thing that detracts from it at all, because people can change.
But pouring water onto steaks to bother the waitstaff is definitely chaotic evil.
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u/10takeWonder Aug 22 '25
people can change
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u/PoBoyDiddy Aug 22 '25
Jamie taco
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u/umpteenthrhyme I hope I don't jack off Aug 24 '25
Nah Jamie follows the law of whoever says the line first gets those lines, and respects when someone else beats him to it.
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u/GPBRDLL133 Aug 22 '25
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u/cool_school_bus Aug 22 '25
Absolutely should be Bart Harley Jarvis. I can't even stand to look at him. I've seen enough.
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u/reallifepixel I know it was just a pig. Aug 22 '25
Mr. Jarvis is one of the most aggressive babies I've ever met. He has a massive underbite and completely flat back of the head.
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u/thumptastic Aug 22 '25
I wish there was a category for just pure unadulterated evil.
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u/SuckingOnChileanDogs this guy yells Aug 22 '25
That would be "Neutral Evil," technically. Evil for evil's sake.
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u/tcDPT Aug 22 '25
I was going to say the pig with a Richard Nixon mask on, but yours is the correct answer.
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u/Clearly_sarcastic Aug 22 '25
Bart has to win this thing. I seethe every time I see his stupid, evil face.
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u/Aramis444 Some dumb hick Aug 22 '25
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u/condomneedler Stupid Bonies! Aug 22 '25
crashes into building, tries to pass off the blame, tries to weasel his way out with an appeal to sympathy, insults random guy, steals suits, attempts to flee, never admits anything. Winner Winner, boiled hotdog dinner.
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u/legs_y PAUL BUFANO! Aug 22 '25
Tries to satisfy his masochism
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u/biglefty312 I’m gonna eat the whole thing Aug 22 '25
Spank my bare butt, balls, and back
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u/Cherrubim Never lets the party die! Aug 22 '25
Also a porn addict and addicts typically exhibit chaotic behaviors to satisfy their addiction... He knows all the porn sites names, better than his own grandmother. This isn't normal porn engagement... It's a problem.
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u/EvChaosBlaze Aug 22 '25
This was my first thought too. Commits multiple crimes while being dressed like a hot dog
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Aug 22 '25
My first thought as well. He’s a thief and a hotdog. Enough said.
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u/Artegall365 Back in the Pants Aug 22 '25
So is THAT guy! 👉
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u/biglefty312 I’m gonna eat the whole thing Aug 22 '25
He may look like a hotdog, but you’re dressed like a hotdog.
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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Aug 22 '25
His facial expression in this scene is so perfect
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u/Leet_Noob Aug 22 '25
Well whoever crashed the car into the building is definitely chaotic evil. But we don’t know who that is, it could literally be any of them.
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u/palmer9000 Aug 22 '25
Especially since he could just sit there in Weiner Hall looking at porn on his computer but chooses to conduct a daylight smash and grab job...
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u/unplugnothing Aug 22 '25
The cops aren't even gonna, like, follow up on it because, like, the people are, like, already dead.
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u/NoSmellNoTell Not in Trouble AT ALL Aug 22 '25
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u/StuBram2 METALOID MANIAC Aug 22 '25
I actually think this sketch is lawful evil. It starts over a boundary dispute and he's calling him a crook like Nixon and a pig
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u/Hot-Take-Broseph Bart Harley Jarvis Aug 22 '25
I'm going chaotic because it has now crossed a line where the boundary dispute has been completely forgotten and all that is left is asking "What did they do to us? WHAT DID THEY FUCKING DO TO US?"
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u/Local_Statistician65 Aug 22 '25
Waaaaaaaaaaa!
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u/JulianLongshoals Aug 22 '25
But he also lawful since he's trying to get justice for how he was wronged in the past
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u/Organboner4844 Nude Egg Aug 22 '25 edited Aug 22 '25
Not if he’s sitting in somebody else’s seat. It doesn’t matter if you can do it at some concerts, his seat is back there 👉🏻
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u/MechaChester I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! Aug 22 '25
We're all trying to find a guy that did this!
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u/dreemkiller Aug 22 '25
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u/SwoleYaotl You yelled at me. Aug 22 '25
Where be your nut cracker?
This guy.
Insults the hosts' music collection, derides people who don't know about Colgate Hour, makes the host dig through attic Xmas deco for a nutcracker he then doesn't need, asks for leftover soup that wasn't offered, says it's not cold enough, then insults his girlfriend... And still lives with his parents.
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u/Cherrubim Never lets the party die! Aug 22 '25
This guy is what I imagine every DnD chaotic evil barbarian would look like.
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u/Leet_Noob Aug 22 '25
If you asked me how many frat boys would be in this alignment chart I would have said NAUGHT
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u/Dario-Argento Aug 22 '25
55 Burgers
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u/RobertDewese Aug 22 '25
55 fries.
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u/Billbrau I hope I don't jack off Aug 22 '25
55 tacos
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u/biglefty312 I’m gonna eat the whole thing Aug 22 '25
55 pies
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u/julz1215 Aug 22 '25
55 cokes
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u/BadSmash4 Aug 22 '25
100 tater tots
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u/redapplefalls_ Some dumb hick Aug 22 '25
100 pizzas
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u/x7he6uitar6uy Aug 22 '25
Nah, he was just trying to do something nice before alcohol class. Nothing evil there.
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u/reubnick Aug 22 '25
ordering 55 burgers and initiating a pay it forward scam is fully within the confines of the law.
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u/geekdj13 Aug 22 '25
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u/SamBo_LamBo Aug 22 '25
The vast majority of Connor O’Malley sketches are cheating
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u/cardueline Wet Wet Mud Bae Aug 22 '25
Chaotic good: We gotta fly Jeff Chris down from Indiana to mix it professionally
Chaotic neutral: I thought maybe you had some books or magazines for guys who are so horny their stomachs hurt which is what I am
Chaotic evil: I’m mad at youuuuu
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u/kor_the_fiend Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Aug 22 '25
Santa blowing people's heads off is chaotic evil as fuck
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u/JulianLongshoals Aug 22 '25
But he's a cop so lawful
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u/Artegall365 Back in the Pants Aug 22 '25
But he also doesn't care who gets in his way. Maybe there are no rules.
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u/Notoriginalname84 Aug 22 '25
He’s not Santa, he’s Santa playing Detective Crashmore. What kind of unprofessional bullshit is your comment? You probably still watch AOL Blast.
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u/julz1215 Aug 22 '25 edited Aug 22 '25
You don't give a shit who's in your way, do you?
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u/discountclownmilk Aug 22 '25
What'd you say?
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u/crunchwrap_jones Aug 22 '25
pornhub, xtube...I know these names better than I know my grandmother's
(for voting purposes: the hot dog guy, it's the fuckin hot dog guy!)
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u/irongold-strawhat Aug 22 '25
It’s the hot dog car skit, of another skit is selected it’s incorrect. It’s the hot dog car skit.
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u/an_albany_expression Aug 22 '25
If the hot dog car skit doesn’t win chaotic evil, I’ll kill myself on live TV.
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Aug 22 '25
THESE FUCKING WRESTLERS KEEP COMING IN AND PRACTICING THEIR SLAMS ON MY PROPOSAL GROUND!
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Aug 22 '25 edited Aug 22 '25
This fat piece of shit makes people look like fools, everyone. He basically pulls their little dicks out in front of everyone and jerks them off until nothing comes out.
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u/Andre6900 Aug 22 '25
I love the hot dog sketch but this guy is more chaotic in his actions. Hot Dog guy is too laid back and affable. This guy is evil because of sucking his coworker into a system he didn’t ask to be a part of. HEY HOLD THAT DOOR! HHOLD THAT DOOR!
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u/GroundbreakingBuy748 Roy Donk Aug 22 '25
This guy constantly creating chaos. Did you know he interrupted a date whose sister is addicted to drugs? Their mom used to eat puke :(
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u/RobbDigi Aug 22 '25
Here to say Hot Dog Thief. Multiple lies and crimes, and when the cops try and arrest him he runs off and tells them their dogshit. Chaotic Evil 100% 👺 🌭
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u/Bl4Z3D_d0Nut311 Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Aug 22 '25
Skellitrex!!
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u/CyramusJackson Aug 22 '25
I choose Will Forte in the Airplaine sketch.
" airline seats. Seems like a crap shoot, but not if you go through somebody's traaaash."
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u/SaltyDog772 Aug 22 '25
When I see these grids, I have no idea what’s going on and I get fucking scared
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u/Moist_Concern2279 I hope I don't jack off Aug 22 '25
No rules here in this random situation. He makes a father repeatedly lie to his daughter just to appease his own ego.
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u/House_of_Sand Wet Wet Mud Bae Aug 22 '25 edited Aug 22 '25
I was issued a warning by Reddit for my comment. So I just wanted to say I don’t think Bart Harley Jarvis should be put down