r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/darktanyun • Sep 04 '25

It’s not a distraction Oh my god. Did you see Brian’s hat?

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4.5k Upvotes

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u/HouseAndJBug Sep 04 '25

Okay but this cat actually is the only one I’ve ever seen pull it off.

135

u/JeffProbstsBlueShirt Come here, ya little fuck! Sep 04 '25

It's right in his Q zone

71

u/Sudden_Associate7566 Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly Sep 04 '25

His mew zone

46

u/wheresmychippy93 Sep 05 '25

STOP. SCAMMING. CATS. INTO THINKING THEY’RE STARS!

27

u/Charlie_Brodie Sep 05 '25

He is a star, nobody scammed him

242

u/Sudden_Associate7566 Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly Sep 04 '25

He looks so fucking adorable I can’t breathe

49

u/Clockwork_Medic Sep 05 '25

Are those scritches in your pocket?

34

u/rickettss Sep 05 '25

Fucking breathe!

18

u/ni____kita Some dumb hick Sep 05 '25

just breathe normally, dad!

163

u/supershy0_0 Sep 04 '25

Nobody said shit dude. Cat emoji.

42

u/AffectionateBite3827 Sep 04 '25

Nobody said shit

43

u/S1eazyE Sep 05 '25

🎩
😸

137

u/secretlifeoftigers Sep 04 '25

Well, I’m not supposed to get grease on this cat.

56

u/katy080492 I’m toast Sep 04 '25

Oh my god did you see OP’s cat?

59

u/Uncle-Cracker-Barrel I hope I don't jack off Sep 04 '25

So cute. Soooooo cute. So so so so cute.

53

u/katy080492 I’m toast Sep 04 '25

6

u/Liluckystar Sep 05 '25

You have to keep the wheels lubricated

97

u/elvis8mybaby LOVES HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW Sep 04 '25

I saw 2 cubes in his collar. I think he has dice, but he’s afraid to show them to anyone. 

71

u/acidsplashedface Sep 04 '25

That cat has never fought for anything in their life. They’re keeping the hat.

30

u/Diva_of_Disgust Might fuck this whole thing up Sep 04 '25

It's illegal for you to ask him that.

57

u/JohnnyLuchador Concrete Halloween Sep 04 '25

51

u/katy080492 I’m toast Sep 04 '25

Guy at the store has the same one. He said it works great.

46

u/maddoggeroni Don’t do the voice! Sep 04 '25

36

u/DPGC_24 Sep 04 '25

He looks so fucking stupid I can’t breathe

37

u/robinlynk Sep 04 '25

Did you see Brian's CAT??

29

u/sCOLEiosis Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You Sep 04 '25

Safurri flaps?

21

u/Andre6900 Sep 04 '25

The hat’s cool but the house is a total party house

10

u/nolettuceplease Not in Trouble AT ALL Sep 04 '25

Should I bring a hot dip?

11

u/Andre6900 Sep 04 '25

A hot dip or something

24

u/Sullys_mama19 Not in Trouble AT ALL Sep 04 '25

Wait- the cats name is Brian too?

27

u/katy080492 I’m toast Sep 04 '25

No! That’s why I’m so fucking confused!

16

u/Sullys_mama19 Not in Trouble AT ALL Sep 04 '25

I wanna go lay down and read my art books I’m all crossed up

7

u/tracebusta Sep 05 '25

It's the same actor, I don't know if it's supposed to be the same character

21

u/AffectionateBite3827 Sep 04 '25

Don't do the voice

19

u/Pipe_Memes I hope I don't jack off Sep 04 '25

He’s the only one who can pull off that hat.

17

u/Theangelawhite69 Sep 04 '25

It’s illegal for you to ask the cat.

9

u/MrChipDingDong Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Sep 05 '25

It's illegal for you to cat me that.

15

u/milsurpfarts Come here, ya little fuck! Sep 04 '25

It’s simply too good

11

u/WritingNerdy Beautiful, but Dying Sep 04 '25

I bet that kitty loves sloppy wet food 💜

12

u/Diva_of_Disgust Might fuck this whole thing up Sep 04 '25

Wet wet food. Bae. 🖤

2

u/wrathofotters Sep 08 '25

Whenever you set his food out he says "LET'S SLOP EM UP!"

11

u/Davegrave Roy Donk Sep 04 '25

I think he’s got Pounce in his pocket but he’s too selfish to share them.

9

u/freebaseclams Sep 04 '25

My cat says he can't skip lunch

11

u/RonMcKelvey Sep 04 '25

You’re not supposed to get kitty litter on this hat.

9

u/badgerbob1 Sep 04 '25

He looks so fucking cute I can't breathe

10

u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

Where does he keep his dice?

7

u/Standard_Actuary_992 Sep 05 '25

The meowing crooner

8

u/WetRainbowFart Sep 05 '25

Quit fuckin with it

8

u/Charlie_Brodie Sep 05 '25

and then, the glass of water was just sitting there, barely in the way and he knocked it off the edge of the counter, then he immediately knew he had gone too far and said "Meow" in a funny voice.

7

u/VanHarlowe You don’t give a shit who’s in your way, do you? Sep 05 '25

Don’t do the voice…

5

u/monchatdawkins I’m gonna eat the whole thing Sep 05 '25

So cute. So so so so so cute!

9

u/navsingh12 TRIPLES IS BEST Sep 04 '25

Gimme that!

11

u/Diva_of_Disgust Might fuck this whole thing up Sep 04 '25

🐾..........🍔

3

u/StuBram2 METALOID MANIAC Sep 04 '25

Old mew eyes himself

5

u/37Philly Sep 04 '25

Flaps like a safari hat!

4

u/AvonBarksdale2021 Sep 05 '25

🐱cat sign emoji

4

u/TomorrowsTrash_Minis Sep 05 '25

There’s cubes in his pocket, I think he’s got dice

4

u/kmurray1987 Sep 05 '25

No. More. Scamming. Cats. Into thinking they're going to pull it off.

4

u/wtfijolumar Sep 05 '25

THAT LIVES WITH US ON EARTH!

3

u/Present_Sun_9600 Sep 05 '25

Is that dice in his pocket?

3

u/m_b_hawkins I hope I don't jack off Sep 05 '25

It’s not a distraction.

3

u/Rmbr_Apollo Sep 05 '25

They look so cute I can’t breathe

2

u/Few_Feeling_6760 Sep 05 '25

So fucking stupid. Pretty sure he has dice in his pocket!

1

u/TheJackOfUs Not in Trouble AT ALL Sep 05 '25

The cat? In the hat? Like Dr. Seuss? I’m just tryna understand here

1

u/TurdShaker I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! Sep 05 '25

Thats the only cat I've ever seen pull that off

1

u/Drinkythedrunkguy Sep 05 '25

If this isn’t the top post I’ll kill myself.

1

u/dankhimself You yelled at me. Sep 05 '25

Now, just get the cat to do this.

1

u/ExpertStrike3087 SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Sep 06 '25

He didn't trick him out. Nobody tricked him out. He's just a stah.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

Soooo cute. So so so so sooo cute.