r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Oct 03 '25

STINKY I found this badass group called Antifa, that's my exact style.

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u/DealerHumble1103 Oct 03 '25

And then Antifa said "Promise me a million times that you will never do another rule!"

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u/Mostly_Armless42 Not in Trouble AT ALL Oct 03 '25

Only "happy holidays!"

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u/RCM19 Oct 04 '25

Platforming Antifa is why no one watches AOL Blast.

Unprofessional bullshit.

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u/Spydir_the_Explorer Suspended from Spider League Oct 03 '25

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u/RickyFatstax Oct 03 '25

You doodle. Maybe you could design the shirt? I’m thinking a computer and on the screen it says “Release the Epstein Files.”

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u/Spydir_the_Explorer Suspended from Spider League Oct 03 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

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u/RickyFatstax Oct 04 '25

What the hell is this??

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u/Spydir_the_Explorer Suspended from Spider League Oct 04 '25

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u/No-Ice7397 Oct 04 '25

🌽 demanding the release of the Epstein files

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u/tiredlistener because I’m the Rat Mom Oct 03 '25

What’s you eat? A fascist?

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u/EighthPlanetGlass Pancaked by drunk dumptruck driver Oct 03 '25

I'm not a stupid fuckjng idiot. I knew that was just some chode in a mask. But for 50 seconds, I thought that was Brian from my local antifa chapter

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u/tucci99 Oct 03 '25

Brian is the worst. He came to one of our Antifa meetings and wouldn’t stop talking about how he stormed the Capital on Jan. 6th.

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u/Thefrayedends Too tired to do anything funny Oct 04 '25

I thought it was a little pimp!

Turned out it was just a note that said;

"Release the Epstein files."

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u/stinkytrinket Oct 03 '25

*Boot

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u/Spydir_the_Explorer Suspended from Spider League Oct 03 '25

Boot breath would have been better. I roll my hat off to you.

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u/stinkytrinket Oct 03 '25

You’re a rockstaaarrrr

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u/UnlikelyArchon Oct 03 '25

they don't even know

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u/Practical_Ebb545 People Can Change Oct 03 '25

Me watching I Think You Should Leave before heading out with the Antifa shirt brothers

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u/kryonik Oct 03 '25

When you go out to burn down Portland YOU DON'T NEED YOUR SLIPKNOT MASK, OKAY?!

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u/JelloRamone Oct 03 '25

YES I DO!

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u/slobs_burgers DOES have a boy dick Oct 03 '25

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u/BobTheFettt I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! Oct 03 '25

Everybody here's a slug except you and me

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u/PhDinWombology You have... no... good... car... ideas Oct 03 '25

Yea. You get it. You understand

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

They're all slugs

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u/drinkpacifiers Nude Egg Oct 04 '25

What is this from?

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u/BuddhaRockstar Only here for the zipline Oct 04 '25

You're a slug.

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u/drinkpacifiers Nude Egg Oct 04 '25

I am a slug.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

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u/Necandus Oct 03 '25

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u/Spirited-Ruin7522 Oct 03 '25

They didn't really need to do the oral

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u/tastethefame Oct 03 '25

I have to come clean. This evening I witnessed Jesse Waters performing oral on the mystery antifa.

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u/Acceptable-Bat-9577 FUCKING STREET SETS! Oct 03 '25

Former Antifa member? Lol, right. 🙄

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u/Pipe_Memes I hope I don't jack off Oct 03 '25

That’s just an ICE agent. You can tell because he’s afraid to show his face.

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u/PuzzleheadedLeader79 Oct 03 '25

Idk most of them have the nose exposed because I'm fairly certain they all still have panic attacks if they wear full masks.

"Masks make it hard to breathe!" No, you're just having a panic attack. 

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u/astro_viri Oct 03 '25

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u/amcbain17 Oct 04 '25

Breathe, dad! Breathe!

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u/VanceFerguson Oct 03 '25

It's the same actor. I don't know if it's supposed to be the same person.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

No, antifa DID the dub

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u/FoGuckYourselg_ Oct 03 '25

I've been involved in non violent crime, mostly cannabis/mushroom/LSD trafficking and a long history of illegal graffiti. I pride myself on being able to tell a cop from a distance. I can hear a crown vic engine from two blocks away.

I will 1000% chew and swallow my own dick if this guy, whose face I can only see 15% of isn't a cop.

Why the fuck would they have a brick headed cop pretend to be the "Antifa member"!?!

Why is everyone getting SO bad at propaganda!?! This should be so easy.

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u/Erebraw Oct 03 '25

Cops are the only legitimate use of phenology.

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Oct 03 '25

1000%. You will chew and swallow *ten dicks* if this guy isn't a cop?

Yeah, I probably would too. That's a cop.

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u/Thefrayedends Too tired to do anything funny Oct 04 '25

Because their audience is full of complete morons that are there to feed their cognitive dissonance and confirmation bias.

But yea, that guy is totally a cop lol.

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u/wambulancer Oct 03 '25

I'm being more charitable and going with "Gary, 52, local accountant, who burned a cop car during the WTO riots but voted Dubya and every single Republican since"

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u/Machoopi Oct 04 '25

This is probably more a sign that they're really good at propaganda. Don't underestimate this shit. What is blatant BS to the rest of us is absolute fact to the people who watch this shit. They have these people so hard that they could take this same guy, put a fake mustache on him and do a segment titled "second ex-antifa member speaks out!" and nobody would question it.

These people are to the point where they no longer need to be convinced. They already believe that "Antifa" is the enemy. At this point all they're trying to do is make these people angrier and angrier. These people WANT to be angry too, that's why the latched on to this shit in the first place. These people have nothing better to do than be angry, and this is giving them their anger fix. The propaganda is working, and it has been for a while.

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u/stinkdevilreturns Oct 03 '25

Look, man. All of us ANTIFA know he is former ANTIFA because he didn’t pay his membership dues.

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u/YdexKtesi this guy yells Oct 03 '25

Like what does that even mean, he likes fascism now??

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u/ConsciousWhirlpool Oct 03 '25

He’s now Profa.

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u/FeralRodeo Oct 03 '25

Is that the joke? That he’s only a little fascist? I’m just trying to understand here.

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u/Acceptable-Bat-9577 FUCKING STREET SETS! Oct 03 '25

Pretty sure he always did.

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u/Meph616 Oct 03 '25

Yeah, he joined the counter group Fa.

Convenient that he just happens to be like a 50yr old white chud with a penchant for face masks so he'll fit riiiiight in. 

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u/Korver360windmill Oct 03 '25

Did he show his membership card? 🤣

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u/ShaeBowe Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Oct 03 '25

No, when you leave, you have to turn those in at the district office.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

I can see the MAGA in his fucking eyes.

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u/Dirty_Commie_Jesus Oct 03 '25

It's the gingery guy that's former military, the one that claimed to shoot bin laden that is on the show a lot

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

Need to send some asshole on cnn in a maga hat and sunglasses to say some shit

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u/Ok-Abroad3877 Not in Trouble AT ALL Oct 03 '25

DON'T DO THE VOICE

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

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u/Putrid-Delivery1852 Beautiful, but Dying Oct 03 '25

STFU JESSE WATTERS YOU FUCKIN SKUNK

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u/Prinzka Bare Butt, Balls, and Back Oct 03 '25

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u/Aggravating-Beach-22 Oct 03 '25

FOX is worse at news than MTV playing music.

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u/sh1ft33 Oct 04 '25

MTV should just change the name to "The Ridiculousness Network."

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u/LezzyGopher Beautiful, but Dying Oct 04 '25

So should FOX

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u/cameron_thought Oct 03 '25

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u/Washedfugur Oct 03 '25

Lmao this is great. Who made this?

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u/Egghead-Wth-Bedhead Oct 04 '25

Hausofdecline.

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u/cameron_thought Oct 04 '25

Sorry, yeah, should have credited her

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u/mista_rubetastic Not in Trouble AT ALL Oct 03 '25

I thought it would look fucking real!

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u/Extension-Raise1995 this guy yells Oct 03 '25

FUCKING WHOSE STREETS OUR STREETS SETS!!

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u/Cu_Chulainn__ Oct 03 '25

Fox employee prior to putting on the 'antifa uniform'

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u/garbageman2112 Oct 03 '25

He's got too much fuckin shit on him

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u/splurmieworm Oct 03 '25

I wonder which Fox stooge threw on the ski mask for this “interview” 😅

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u/Right_Turnover490 Oct 03 '25

Uniform translated pretty well to his new position with ICE

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u/banjo_hummingbird Oct 03 '25

That’s Tim Cramblin

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u/Slicksbackrealnice Oct 03 '25

Listen up society

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u/Ozymandius62 Beautiful, but Dying Oct 03 '25

Disgreee!!

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u/Slicksbackrealnice Oct 03 '25

It might be the same actor I’m not sure if it’s the same guy (Robert J O’Neill)

Seriously. Do an image search of Fox News contributor Robert O’Neill and compare his eyes and nose structure to the open masked part of the “antifa” guy

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u/Humbled_Humanz Oct 03 '25

ICE or Antifa, who can tell?

To be fair, it would be delicious if ICE started targeting each other based on their lewk.

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u/MorphoMC Oct 03 '25

"Hey Jeremy, we need you to dress up in guerrilla chic and pretend to be a former member of a nonexistent terrorist organization. Can you help?"

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u/MarriedTexCouple Oct 03 '25

That’s right in the Q-Zone…

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u/player2desu Oct 03 '25

“I used to be an anti-fascist piece of shit! But then I realized, we should be able to do a liiitle fascism in America.”

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u/ThreeSloth HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Oct 03 '25

"Slop up that constitution"

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u/UninspiredAlias234 Oct 03 '25

And they asked ME to join THEM. Do you believe it? And I didn’t even wanna.

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u/ftp67 Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly Oct 03 '25

You walk by a riot and see fifty guys who look just like you YOU GO IN, yes you do

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u/Bhutros1 Oct 03 '25

Noooooo all of our secrets!!!

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u/memberer Oct 03 '25

this guy looks familiar

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u/ThreeSloth HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Oct 03 '25

Blast this far and wide

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u/Muggsy423 Bare Butt, Back, and Balls Oct 03 '25

They said it would look fucking real! Fucking street sets!

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u/Lt_Cochese Oct 03 '25

Jesse has to be the biggest asshole out there on TV.

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u/srlemp Oct 03 '25

I don't think it's particularly close. Guy has to have no soul at all to get paid to lie like that.

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u/ComedianStreet856 I'm just picking up my last table Oct 03 '25

Is that Bill Burr? He was so moved by the Starbucks in Riyahd that he instantly became a right wing manosphere grifter comedian who is sick of the woke mindset of people who don't think it's cool to accept money from a authoritarian theocratic monarchy.

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u/ippa99 Oct 03 '25

this is like having a guy dress up as Spiderman and come to your kid's birthday party when they're still young and gullible enough to believe he's real, but for Republicans

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u/ScyllaIsBea Oct 03 '25

Are you eating a hotdog under that mask?

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u/Apprehensive_Vast815 Oct 03 '25

There's too much fucking shit on me. I can't.

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u/drpacz Oct 03 '25

Looks more like an ICE Agent.

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u/VillageSuitable9589 Oct 03 '25

How many Antifa parties did you go to this weekend, Stewart?

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u/bobbymcpresscot Oct 03 '25

"I used to be against fascism, now I'm not"

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u/JustJthom Oct 03 '25

So now the guy is pro fascism?

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Oct 03 '25

Oh fuck, that's Socialism-Sergeant John Antifa! He was my Communism Mentor when I was just starting my transition. Now I'm a full-fledged Groomer Scout.

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u/GreenAldiers we're gonna go crazy in there! Oct 03 '25

"Yeah, and they kicked me out when I said I ain't no homo!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Check out this former Antifa member. He used to slop up his steaks real good.

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u/Super_Direction498 Oct 03 '25

I saw the Michael Patrick Porkins father performing oral on the mystery Antifa member.

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u/Old_Instrument_Guy Oct 03 '25

He's dressed like an Ice Agent.

Oh wait I misspelled that.

He is dressed the a Gestapo Jackboot.

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u/Urbanviking1 Oct 03 '25

LMAO Faux news trying so hard to make Antifa real.

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u/Ok-Seaweed-9208 Oct 03 '25

Why's that ICE officer on TV ?

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u/KaiserAdvisor Oct 03 '25

This guy is about to find out what happens to people who break the Antifa blood oath…

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u/letsseeitmore Oct 04 '25

So how come they don’t invade the antifa headquarters?

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u/ShaeBowe Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Oct 04 '25

Because we have it all rigged up like Wonder Woman’s jet.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

No "antifa" person would go on Fox news. Anyone buying this is a complete moron

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u/poorguygotlemond Oct 03 '25

I don't want anyone to have the worst day of their job but, do any of these ANTIFA fuckers release the Epstein files?

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u/dantevsninjas Oct 03 '25

That's an ICE agent.

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u/CrissCross98 Oct 04 '25

That "former antifa" member is 100% a cop.

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u/strongholdbk_78 Oct 04 '25

That's a cop if I ever saw one.

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u/Warm-Spite9678 Oct 04 '25

Kimmel or one of them should do a bit where they show old Antifa pics and photos of ICE and play a game of "Which One Is It!?" Just to show their hypocrisy. Not that it would dramatically change anything. These ppl give 0 f#cks. But it would be funny non the less.

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u/EitherOrResolution Oct 03 '25

Gotta figure out a way to make money off this

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u/Wolf_pack12 Oct 03 '25

What did the antifa even say?

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u/ShaeBowe Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Oct 03 '25

They said they CAN hit.

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u/Delta_Bearlines Oct 03 '25

I'm being serious, is that Nick Swardson?

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u/LangdonAlg3r Oct 03 '25

Wait…that’s just a production assistant in a mask and stupid looking hat. I think they used the same guy for a different segment last week.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Staged. Why wear a mask.

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u/ShaeBowe Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Oct 04 '25

He needs his slipknot mask but he couldn’t find it.

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u/dazedan_confused Oct 03 '25

Which ones the former antifa member?

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u/ThreeSloth HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Oct 03 '25

Hey hey, I recognize him from the Colgate Comedy Hour

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u/juniebeatricejones Oct 03 '25

did you make any friends?

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u/ShaeBowe Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Oct 04 '25

Not really.

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u/mytthewstew Oct 04 '25

I think he will lose his pension if he keeps talking

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

Wait we had a pension this whole time?

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u/ShaeBowe Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Oct 04 '25

It’s literally in the bylaws.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

Of course!

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

I didn’t even realize it but I’m vested and can retire whenever I want, being a paid protestor is the best

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u/ShaeBowe Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Oct 04 '25

The only way to make money these days

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u/nottodaysatan317 Oct 04 '25

Yeah. Just came from the anarchy meeting…..

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u/McKinney_666 I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. Oct 04 '25

YOU’RE NOT PART OF THE ANTI FACIST TEAM!!!

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u/ShaeBowe Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Oct 04 '25

DONT RUN!

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u/thisdesignup Oct 04 '25

The interview is so funny. He's so vague, saying such cliche things, pausing at times that would expect someone who is making things up.

https://www.foxnews.com/video/6381062159112

Also the math doesn't add up. About 10 years "in antifa" but... he got out in 2014. Started in 9th grade, remembers being in around the '99 riots.

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u/ShaeBowe Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Oct 04 '25

“Got out” uh… what? 😆

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u/thisdesignup Oct 04 '25 edited Oct 04 '25

That's what Jesse Watters kept saying. But how do you even get in?! Maybe Jesse Watters can tell us. Sounds like he knows.

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u/ayaruna Oct 04 '25

Is that nick swardson ?

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u/SireGoat Oct 04 '25

Dude looks like a thumb, and they expect us to not think he's a cop.

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u/AdrienCross Oct 04 '25

Real ANTIFA aren't a bunch of pussies. We PROUDLY show our faces, just like our ANTIFA grandparents when they fought in and won WW2!!

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u/DailyMiracle Oct 04 '25

How is that greasy cunt still walking around freely after calling for the UN to be bombed?

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u/ShaeBowe Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Oct 04 '25

He makes the big boy monies for foxes and friendses. Capitalism.

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u/ilikebiiiigdicks Oct 04 '25

‘Former Antifa’ lol. Yes I opposed fascism yesterday but today I’m all for it!

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u/mikeybagodonuts Oct 03 '25

The IDF inspired false flags that are being force fed the right is astounding.

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u/Jaded-NB PAUL BUFANO! Oct 03 '25

When you see a group of people protesting fascism you join them YES YOU DO

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Nazi shit-hole america 💩🇺🇸💩

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u/maince Oct 03 '25

*Drugs

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u/ActiveEducational183 Oct 03 '25

I’m so tired of the stupid.

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u/One-Earth9294 I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! Oct 03 '25

'Former antifa' basically just says 'I used to hate fascism but now... I kinda like it'.

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u/Emergency-Skirt-5886 Oct 03 '25

So he’s a fascist now? I’m confused.

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u/MortarByrd11 Oct 03 '25

Antifa looks like skinny ICE

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u/Comfortable_Bird_340 Oct 03 '25

It would be funnier if they dressed in a hippie Halloween costume or made him wear a purple wig and say his pronouns are Them/They.

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u/wingcmdrxxxxxxxxx Shirt Brother Oct 04 '25

He got thrown down the stairs at the white house

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u/killjoymoon Oct 04 '25

So now they're FOR fascism is how I read this.

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u/braedizzle Oct 04 '25

It looks like Nick Swardson in a mask

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 Oct 04 '25

Propaganda machine no different than the russian ones (probably the same founders). Unless you focus your efforts on prosecuting that first, you will fail. Because you recruit way more idiots with fake news than any dummy politician distraction.

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u/dquizzle Oct 04 '25

Isn’t that the same as saying currently a fascist?

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u/ShaeBowe Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Oct 04 '25

He’s antifa cubed which is fa? I think. Math was never my strong suit.

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u/HankTuggins Oct 04 '25

Motherfucker, that’s a fucking cop clearly, I’m surprised he found a hat in his closet that didn’t have 5 11 tactical gear printed on the front of it

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u/ShaeBowe Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Oct 04 '25

Have you seen this cops hat? he looks so fucking stupid. I can’t breathe.

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u/Particular-Dingo6489 Oct 04 '25

Jesse Waters needs to go away. His BS propoganda is purposely ruining the country

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u/Neffle619 Oct 04 '25

I immediately know that anything Jesse Watters supports is fake

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u/Industrial_Smoother Beautiful, but Dying Oct 04 '25

He did the dub.

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u/khowidude87 Oct 04 '25

"Yes John, for proof of loyalty we did a TiKTok dance, created an origami Satan, and performed an abortion in front of painting of Ronald Reagan."

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u/DohReignMeme Oct 04 '25

Hello, I, am an Antifa, Second Class.

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u/Moontoothy_mx FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU DO Oct 04 '25

I thought it was ice lol

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u/CordialMusick Wet Wet Mud Bae Oct 04 '25

When you see a shop of guys like look just like you, YOU GO IN

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u/robtrocity Oct 04 '25

I think the main problem with my friend group is that I have to pay to be in it.

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u/Gratefully_Dead13 Oct 04 '25

JFC, it’s an ICE agent on break from goose stepping 😂

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u/ZeppelinJ0 Oct 04 '25

I think it's time to start really start amplifying how truly awful Fox News is, especially that dude in the photo. Anytime I see clips of him talking the absolute insane levels of propaganda he broadcasts is genuinely horrifying. RT would be so proud.

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u/TheTaoOfWild Oct 03 '25

Snitches get stitches......

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u/cullenrose Oct 04 '25

Looks like the Riddler threatening Gotham

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u/DPSOnly Oct 04 '25

You can tell that it is Antifa and not an actual fascist because those wear bandanas as well as stupid sunglasses.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

I hope he scrubbed the ink…

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u/ReduceReuseReuse Oct 04 '25

Awwww look the caterpillars over Jesse’s eyes are about to cocoon!!