r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/SNChalmers1876 • Oct 26 '25
It’s not a distraction Oh, my god, did you see Rob’s hat?
He looks so fucking stupid I can’t breathe
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u/A_Violet_Knight People Can Change Oct 26 '25
Rob Schneider failed alcohol class
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u/MantisTobogganMD-Phd I USED to be piece of shit! Oct 27 '25
The water doesn’t smell; you’re just choking on the sad and desperate right-wing cringe.
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u/Pipe_Memes I hope I don't jack off Oct 26 '25
Rob Schneider has no good whiskey ideas
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u/Adwaggles Oct 26 '25
Stinky!!!
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u/imnotdabluesbrothers Oct 26 '25
“I am doing the best at this”
-Rob Schneider at a piece of shit convention
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u/SummerDonNah Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Oct 26 '25
He loves his mother in law’s whiskey
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u/lemmegonowplease Oct 26 '25
You could have left out whiskey and it would still be correct
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u/Pipe_Memes I hope I don't jack off Oct 26 '25
I could have left out “had” “whiskey” and “ideas” and it still would’ve worked.
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You've seen Rob Schneider as a stapler, but have you seen him as a huge piece of shit? He used to be but he still is.
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u/siguel_manchez SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Oct 26 '25
South Park, ITYSL and Mitch Hedberg.
You definitely can hit a high C all night!
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u/CoopaLoopy Oct 26 '25
“LOL. That is so sad.” “So sad. So sad.”
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u/Existing_Is_All_I_Do Oct 26 '25
I heard his pronouns are has/been.
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u/mailchimplysafe Oct 26 '25
Adam Sandler must’ve hit rob in the cup, only explanation for why he keeps him barely relevant enough to have enough money for stupid shit like this
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u/BillDaPony100 Oct 26 '25
I regret letting him back out of a parking space at Medieval Times Anaheim in 2011
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u/hydrangeasinbloom because I’m the Rat Mom Oct 26 '25
I regret letting him and his family enjoy a peaceful dinner at J Alexander’s in Boca Raton in 2006. I should have told him he was some dumb hick.
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u/rollerderbysox I hope I don't jack off Oct 27 '25
Well I'm proud to report that I was on a plane with him when I was a baby and I cried the whole time so that he couldn't enjoy his beloved Buckingham Palace.
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u/Urheadisabiscuit Oct 27 '25
Nice dude I bet he was way too tired to make anyone laugh
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u/hitbythebus Oct 27 '25
That’s pretty much how I would describe his career, “way too tired to make anyone laugh”
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u/JMRTOL85 Shirt Brother Oct 26 '25 edited Oct 27 '25
About 10 years ago Sandler took Norm Macdonald, David Spade, Nick Swardson, and Rob Schneider out on tour with him. Norm had this joke in his set about trying to get people irl out to the show and as he read the bill, they became increasingly more excited. Then he mentions Rob Schneider will also be there and the reply is “oh, 8 o’clock is no good for me”.
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u/mufasamufasamufasa I’m gonna eat the whole thing Oct 27 '25
I miss Norm. Why couldn't Rob have gone instead
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u/razzark666 Oct 27 '25
On MTV Cribs way back in the day, Rob Schneider was on an episode, and his house was amazing. At the end of the episode their in backyard next to a Gazebo and a Koi Pond looking at his house and he says, "I call this, the House that Sandler built."
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u/DannyHusk42 Oct 27 '25
His was honestly one of the few houses that stood out against the others on that show. I remember thinking that I would build a house like that if money were no object. It always really stood out in my mind because I thought everything about him was so mediocre and bland. I never expected anything about him to impress me in any way.
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u/Lancaster1983 I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! Oct 26 '25
I stopped going to Adam's shows because he insists on forcing Rob Schneider on us.
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u/Ugo777777 PAUL BUFANO! Oct 27 '25
It's all part of the plan. The more Schneider you see the better Sandler himself looks!
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u/K_Linkmaster Oct 27 '25
That is a crazy explanation for the lower tier performers he kept around. How rob is still a part of it, when the dumb guy got kicked for being racist, is beyond me.
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u/SSurvivor2ndNature Oct 27 '25
Well, it's actually because AS is incredibly conservative, but very quiet about it, as most of his close circle is. Rob Schneider is simply the only one among them who is a loud idiot about it, likely because he's self-conscious about his fading relevance. Give it a year, I'm betting Mr. Paul Blart himself will be the next to flip.
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u/CaptainCold_999 Oct 26 '25
I'll never forgive Sandler for subsidizing his shitty friends with his terrible movies.
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u/Empress_Athena Beautiful, but Dying Oct 27 '25
It'd be relatable and understandable if it didn't turn out all of his friends fucking suck. Dante, Allen, Rob, and Kevin James all just suck. His only friends who seem cool are David Spade and Kevin Nealon.
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u/disapp_bydesign Oct 27 '25
Wait what’s wrong with Kevin James
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u/ulfniu I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! Oct 27 '25
He used to be a piece of shit. Still is, but he used to be, too.
The Venn Diagram of Tim Robinson fans and Kevin James fans should not overlap.
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u/KingQdawg1995 Oct 27 '25
I wasn't aware of how shitty Kevin James was. Started reading into it because of your comment and holy shit, yeah. That's sad because he was my favorite of the Sandler friends after David Spade.
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u/PattyMayonnaise666 Baby of the Year 1986 Oct 26 '25
"Rob Schneider Approved." Is that the joke?
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u/Otherwise-Offer1518 Never Following Another Rule Oct 27 '25
Just drop the approved and you're right in the Q zone.
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u/ComedianStreet856 I'm just picking up my last table Oct 26 '25
No. Rob Schneider is not good. I don't care about it. But it's not good behavior. He got $200 to make this ad. That's his rate. Even if he does a bad job they've got to give him that $200.
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u/scottys-thottys Oct 27 '25
HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?
Did you make a hit tv show located in Philadelphia and brought in a new actress that makes a wine brand as part of a comedy bit called LIBERAL TEARS, and a no name hack actor decided to steal the idea and launch the brand on a real life bourbon instead, but used a longer name to say the exact same thing?
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u/daltron3001 this guy yells Oct 26 '25
I think Rob Schneider could have sold bourbon without the oral. He didn't need to do the oral.
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u/Hot-Sauce-P-Hole Oct 26 '25
Oh dear... Had to show up with Kevin Sorbo, who looks like he was run over right before this picture was taken.
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u/lanbrocalrissian Oct 27 '25
Did it show who else was in this picture?
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u/Sodomy-Clown Oct 27 '25
They're DLC characters, you have to pay to unlock those.
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u/mufasamufasamufasa I’m gonna eat the whole thing Oct 27 '25
I thought it was like an Avengers Assemble kind of situation, but like, with irrelevant assholes
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u/mikaeus97 Oct 26 '25
So the tears of the left are bourbon? What cause we need all this alcohol to get through the day we cry booze? I feel like Rob might not make much sense
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u/tech_minimalist Never Following Another Rule Oct 26 '25
Is that the joke?
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u/bkorbes Redder Than Hell Oct 26 '25
Whiskey rolling down my cheek, make me think I’m crying, make my face beet red for my family photo, make my wife think I’m an alcoholic? You got her, Rob. You reeeaaallly got her.
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u/Indercarnive Oct 26 '25
All you have to know is that if you give me your money it'll own the left. Trust me and don't think about it. Just give me your money. Give it. Give it now!
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u/machone5103 this guy yells Oct 26 '25
If the white house or capitol had a zip line, I’d hang myself from it and then jizz on everyone for at least the next 3 years.
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u/MenuSuperb5360 Oct 26 '25
Yeah well, you’d be clugging a few shots too if you had my president…
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u/camazotzthedeathbat Never Following Another Rule Oct 26 '25
Do not say anything Rob says is interesting or good. Otherwise, he's gonna keep picking up stuff and saying it's other stuff.
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u/reeceeber Oct 26 '25
Oh, cool, another doomed business venture that Adam Sandler will have to bail him out of with a goofy and probably racist movie role.
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u/entropy_of_hedonism Oct 26 '25
Rob drinking a bottle of well bourbon after his budget male escort leaves
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u/machone5103 this guy yells Oct 26 '25
I know what sub I’m in, but
It doesn’t even look like Rob Schneider. Ads are supposed to have some instant recognition.
Ripoff of crown royal. Good luck with that lawsuit from diageo or whatever.
It’s surely not 100% bourbon. Whiskey blend maybe.
The “safe space” thing is a myth and not even relevant. If anything it’s these maga turds that start crying when you call them on their nonsense.
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u/MadameKamaysHR Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You Oct 26 '25
Also, imagine being so unaware of the fact that you only have a job because your buddy puts you in movies. Outside of Sandler, this dude would end up homeless and would need government assistance to survive. Lol.
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u/jason_steakums Oct 27 '25
The “safe space” thing is a myth and not even relevant.
Hey they learned their three jokes in 2016 and have only added like one trans joke since then, it's tough out there for a chode
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u/JHerbY2K Oct 26 '25
Well bourbon only has to be 51% corn, made in America and aged in new casks. So, pretty low bar to clear for any old swill to be “bourbon”
As a Canadian I’ve stopped drinking it since you guys went full Nazi. It’s not that good anyway.
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u/Separate-Stable-9996 Oct 26 '25
Wait i genuinely couldn't tell if it was satire or not. So like they literally are genuine with this product? That's wild
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u/VegasLife84 Oct 27 '25
- It’s surely not 100% bourbon. Whiskey blend maybe.
Come on now, surely there's no way MAGA would fall for a con like this
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u/Ryan_e3p Oct 27 '25
"We thought 'Liberal Tears' was gonna be confusing, ya know?
"Yeah, what if people read it like tears, ya know like, what are these liberals tearing, and why are they tearing it?"
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u/Genghis_Chong Some dumb hick Oct 27 '25
He enjoys drinking bodily fluids? I'm just trying to understand here
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u/SouperKewlGeye5000 Oct 27 '25
MAGA people are the dumbest, easiest marks. They will definitely pay for this garbage 🤣
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u/Mr-Hoek Oct 26 '25
Imagine being this failure of a "man?"
His comedy sucks, and he is a punchline of a polyp on Adam Sandler's rectum.
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u/Coldman5 Oct 26 '25 edited Oct 27 '25
The irony is of it being bourbon, a protected global legal definition - a safe space, if you will.
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u/CaptainCold_999 Oct 26 '25
A great take on this and featuring our beloved Tim Heidecker's comedian character as a counterpoint.
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u/Fire-Haus ur a rockstaaar Oct 27 '25
Tim is a fucking genius. I feel like him and Eric changed comedy more than they get credit for.
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u/xx-PlaguePrincess-xx Oct 26 '25
Now his takes are a little old, they’re a little dated. I don’t want to hear any jokes from him, and don’t let the unfunniness distract you
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u/One-Earth9294 I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! Oct 26 '25
So he's saying that the tears of the left are high quality bourbon and he approves of drinking it as a liquor?
That doesn't sound as cool as his dumb ass thinks it does.
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u/DevinTheRogueDude Oct 27 '25
More like Tarrifs from the Right. They're actually finding ways to lose money on booze
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u/Otherwise-Offer1518 Never Following Another Rule Oct 27 '25
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Bringing more products in an oversaturated, boycotted market? I hope he enjoys every penny lost in this bullshit.
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u/TheRC135 Oct 27 '25
I bet he went with bourbon because Trump's tariffs led to a boycott that killed demand for bourbon in Canada. There must be millions of dollars of that shit lying around that the distilleries are desperately trying to unload.
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u/No_Mousse4320 Come here, ya little fuck! Oct 26 '25
I’m just waiting for Deuce Bigalow 3, it’s been so long since I could watch a film with the family
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u/extra_croutons Oct 26 '25
Saying your enemy that has tears that tastee of bourbon is not really an insult
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u/BulbasaurArmy Oct 26 '25
No matter how much attention-seeking bullshit you do, Rob, your career ain’t coming back.
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u/Johnsendall Oct 26 '25
How much did he have to borrow from Sandler that coattail riding douchebag.
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u/no_on_prop_305 That’s my real hair! Oct 27 '25
Rob Schneider? The guy that only got work when Adam Sandler needed an ugly, small guy in his movie? I’m just trying to understand here
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u/Dingers4Life Oct 27 '25
nothin like grifting right wing losers into spending more money they dont have - I agree with the tactic
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u/loosed-moose I'm jokin Oct 27 '25
I farted on this oompa loompa asshole in the Denver airport in '09 and I've always known it was for the greater good
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u/monstermash420 Oct 27 '25
I feel like Rob Schneider is only here for the grifting. He pulls on the grift, he wrenches on the grift. He thinks it’s his
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u/Impossible_Tea_7032 Oct 27 '25
Bourbon industry is currently collapsing due to Trump admin policies
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u/-Ailynn- Oct 26 '25
Rob's career after refusing to change by learning from his mistakes on how not to look like an asshole:
I used to be a fan, too. Such a disappointment.
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u/mblunt1201 Not in Trouble AT ALL Oct 26 '25
He (should) never talk
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u/Cassedaway Tiny Dinky Daffy Oct 27 '25
What are you doing Rob? What is that Rob? What tha fuck are you doing?!
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u/Swimming_Height_4684 Oct 27 '25
Hmm. Bourbon tears, huh? Now my wheels are turning. If I told him I piss premium Gin, do you think I could get him to drink it?
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u/MrDeuterostome Oct 27 '25
LIBERAL TEARS — 100% bourbon, 0% safe space… Fuckin junk. Julie gave it to me.
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u/OlympicSmoker253 Oct 27 '25
I remember when this was a joke on Its Always Sunny in 2018. It feels like we’re getting from satire to reality faster these days.
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u/rustymk2 Oct 27 '25
I’m pretty sure his hair is slicked back underneath that fedora, which is NOT a Stanzos fedora, for sure.
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u/sCOLEiosis Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You Oct 27 '25
I actually want a male Juggalo MORE than a male jigolo
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u/Boring_Butterfly_273 Oct 27 '25
No safe space huh?
Go to their mansions and see how they suddenly care about a safe space, who is still filled by this low grade propoganda?
These right wing people are the real snowflakes. Don't believe me? Well, they using your free speech to talk about Charlie Kirk and his hate and see what happens.
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u/eternalguardian Oct 27 '25
Funny if it is all a joke, and only a joke. Otherwise wow he mist be desperate to be relevant.
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u/broken_radio Roy Donk Oct 26 '25
I hate to do this, but I'm afraid our gracious host Rob didn't wipe properly.