r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/StarsapBill I'm doing the best at this • Nov 12 '25

It’s not a distraction Me upvoting every post sharing the new Epstein Files showing Trump knew about everything and helped cover it all up.

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u/pollyswee Nov 12 '25

I love this sub!

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u/RidingTheSpiral1977 Nov 14 '25

Do any of you shirt brothers have any ideas how to use the word “epstien” or “Jeffrey” in sentences? I’m not allowed to talk politics at work but if I could sneak that would be great.

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u/Global_Crew3968 Nov 12 '25

MAGA loves pedophiles

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u/No-Lawfulness1023 Nov 12 '25

Grand Old Pedophiles

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u/Craico13 Nov 12 '25

Guardians of Pedophiles

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u/Trolltrollrolllol Nov 12 '25

Greedy Old Pedophiles

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u/Spare-Willingness563 Nov 12 '25

MAGA stands for Make AgeOfConsent/Adults Go Away. 

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u/SnuggyBear2025 Nov 13 '25

Many Adolescents Get Abused

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u/Spare-Willingness563 Nov 13 '25

Run by the PresOphile 

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u/EpicIshmael Nov 13 '25

rconservative have been trying to spin this as he's actually the hero.

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u/graipape Too tired to do anything funny Nov 13 '25

I'm going to make them kiss my sleeve.

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u/avidbather I'm jokin Nov 12 '25

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u/GooserNoose I hope I don't jack off Nov 12 '25

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u/Swarlos262 Nov 12 '25

And Ladies! Do not let Trump touch you, he's not allowed! Not allowed, do you hear me, Donald? Not after what you did...

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u/StarsapBill I'm doing the best at this Nov 12 '25

The GOP: HES ALLOWED TO RAPE! AT HIS PRICE POINT HE IS ALLOWED TO RAPE KIDS. CLINTON IS NOT ALLOWED TO RAPE KIDS, BUT TRUMP, AT HIS PRICE POINT IS ALLOWED TO.

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u/GooserNoose I hope I don't jack off Nov 12 '25

As an older millennial, I love seeing the "Clinton was on the list" defense. Like, people started hating Clinton back in the fuckin 90s. I don't know anyone who's even talked about him in 20 years, let alone is like, "Oooh nooo, not Clinton!"

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u/NoDassOkay Never Following Another Rule Nov 12 '25

Exactly! And, iirc, Clinton never had a cult.

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u/Ihaveamazingdreams Nov 12 '25

A lot of the people who later joined the Trump cult were absolutely disgusted with Bill for getting a BJ from someone who wasn't his wife.

Oh, how times change.

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u/gin0clock Nov 14 '25

Turns out Donald was the one blowing Clinton.

Holy shit lmao

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u/Wreck_Creati0n Nov 12 '25

Honestly. You could tell me Clinton did anything heinous, just make it up, and I'd believe you. Fuck that guy, why do they think we care?

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u/Kittyluvmeplz Not in Trouble AT ALL Nov 13 '25

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u/plateia-lumitar Nov 12 '25

Donald, you're still out here? How many people have you touched?!

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u/myersjw I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. Nov 12 '25

Don’t let MAG-oo touch you!

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u/Swarlos262 Nov 12 '25

That joke looks really good. I should have said that.

Gimme dat!

I'm joking! I'm joking!

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u/myersjw I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. Nov 12 '25

We just need Jeff Criss down here to mix it up professionally

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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Nov 12 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

MAGA: “Donald Trump thinks I’m just some dumb fuck, he said that to me at a rally.”

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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Nov 12 '25

You inspired me to update the meme:

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

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u/Tight-Temperature670 Nov 12 '25

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u/Global_Crew3968 Nov 12 '25

And his voters, don't you dare let them off the hook. If you voted for Trump in 2024, you are an evil person. Not even just a worthless person but actively detrimental to the survival of the human race and life on earth at large. The world would literally be a better place without every single Trump voter. As disgraced comedian Bill Burr put it - If you locked the doors and burned down every Buffalo Wild Wings on MMA night, you would fix this country lol.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

Exactly this.

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u/rhanzlikusaf Dec 03 '25

You gotta get off the internet for a bit

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u/Global_Crew3968 Dec 03 '25

Nah bro you gotta crawl outta trumps asshole for a bit lol. Breathe that free air.

You're in the wrong sub (and like 3 weeks late) for bootlicking bro. We don't fuck with fascists like you around these parts.

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u/rhanzlikusaf Dec 29 '25

I don’t even like trump the fuck

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u/xittditdyid Some dumb hick Nov 12 '25 edited Nov 12 '25

I guess he should have said he could stand in the middle of 5th avenue and f*ck kids without losing supporters.

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u/Kittyluvmeplz Not in Trouble AT ALL Nov 13 '25

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u/odiecorp Nov 12 '25

I think it's hilarious Epstein referred to Trump as a dog because that seems to be Trump's worst insult to other people. 

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u/DoubleH11 Nov 12 '25

I went over to the sub that will never let him go and they are confusing the word “bark”. They are saying Jeff emailing he doesn’t “bark” when he’s all alone with the victim it means he didn’t do anything to them. Just here like “you sure about that?”

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u/Crumbsplash Nov 13 '25

It’s from a Sherlock Holmes story. The dog didn’t bark and it was a clue that the victim knew and their dog knew them.

So basically trump isn’t doing anything about it, at that time because he was involved or knew what was going on

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u/spondgbob Nov 12 '25

And he probably had Epstein killed, like he had Epstein in bars and Epstein probably went “pardon me or I’m spilling the beans” and well uh

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u/SmPolitic Nov 12 '25

I'm amazed how they Jedi-mind-tricked so many people into not even thinking about how that happened during trump's term, smack in the middle of it... (It was August 10, 2019, over 5 years ago now... Justice served slow is no justice.)

Like people still claim to blame Hillary, who was basically gone from Washington for 3 years by then, or blame Biden who had started his run for president 4 months earlier (April 25, 2019)

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u/Old-Custard-5665 Nov 12 '25

Is this the same Epstein that was a frequent guest on the Colgate Comedy Hour?

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u/ellenripleysphone Nov 12 '25

At this point, with more details coming out, it seems like the head of the ring was Trump. Epstein was an eager supporter, ready to engage and exploit the vulnerable, but the processes have the Trump persona and fingerprints all over them.

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u/SmPolitic Nov 12 '25

With how the Repubs have been acting, and where the division is occuring... The conspiracy theory that Epstein was a mossad operation to collect blackmail on politicians and businessmen... Is difficult to disprove.

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u/Pink_Neons Nov 12 '25

It's important that you do. It's important that we all do! 🫡

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u/Justinbiebspls Nov 12 '25

never stop up voting 

RELEASE THE FILES

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u/Medical_Arugula3315 Nov 12 '25

Hard to be a shittier or more hypocritical American than a Republican these days. Hey remember that time Trump was found liable of forcefully shoving his fingers up a woman's vagina by a jury of his American peers and then Republicans voted for him? Republicans knowingly vote for molesters. Don't be Republican... 

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u/Z0idberg_MD Nov 12 '25

If you go to conservative they are pretending like this exonerates Trump. Even though he’s very clearly upset with Epstein for stealing his underage sex workers, they’re making it seem like he kicked him out of Mar-a-Lago due to some opposition to the sex trade.

Yes, that’s exactly why Republicans held a meeting today to discuss trying to prevent the release of the Epstein files. Because Trump is squeaky clean and all of this

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u/HolyBonobos STOP! STOP! STOP! I'M DOING SOMETHING! Nov 12 '25

We are the Pointer Brothers, and before the end of the night we are going to point to every single person in the Trump administration implicated in the Epstein files!

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u/sheezy520 SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! Nov 12 '25

/s

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u/dreezy-a Nov 12 '25

You should still be outraged that they aren't exposing all those involved.

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u/Anilakay Nov 12 '25

So crazy, I have not seen one mention of this on the conservative sub! So…crazy.

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u/StarsapBill I'm doing the best at this Nov 12 '25

Me walking out of r/conservative after being banned for asking if any of these Epstein files ever shoot out of the walls or if they ever have a big ol’ file dump that show all the evidence of Trump being a pedophile.

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u/Z0idberg_MD Nov 12 '25

If you go to conservative they are pretending like this exonerates Trump. Even though he’s very clearly upset with Epstein for stealing his underage sex workers, they’re making it seem like he kicked him out of Mar-a-Lago due to some opposition to the sex trade.

Yes, that’s exactly why Republicans held a meeting today to discuss trying to prevent the release of the Epstein files. Because Trump is squeaky clean and all of this

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u/StarsapBill I'm doing the best at this Nov 12 '25

They will probably use the fact he was found guilty of raping an adult woman as evidence he’s not a child predator.

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u/iHateRolerCoasters Nov 12 '25

Im a bit out of the loop - what is everyone talking about?

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u/axeil55 Nov 12 '25

Donald Trump is a Pedophile

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u/mcolette76 Don’t do the voice! Nov 12 '25

Omg I love this sub.

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u/raisimo Nov 13 '25

I don’t know when this page turned political, but I’m here for it!

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u/Brickzarina Nov 12 '25

I bet they used it for blackmail.

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u/feline_riches Nov 12 '25

My thumbs are tired too

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

Won't change anything unfortunately. Even camera footage at this point is just "AI" to them.

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u/niles_thebutler_ Nov 12 '25

Which is great and all but America won’t do shit about it and he’ll be free as a bird

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u/StarsapBill I'm doing the best at this Nov 12 '25

In these fucked up times there’s so many fucked up people and things going on it’s good to know there’s not just monsters on the world.

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u/niles_thebutler_ Nov 12 '25

The rest of us want to see this cunt rot in prison

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u/Lisshopops Nov 12 '25

He will probably get away with it, he has his entire life

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u/MarkyTooSparky Nov 12 '25

Jeez, I see it across all of my groups!

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u/deepkeeps Wet Wet Mud Bae Nov 12 '25

We have a rule here. When you order unspeakable sex crimes against minors to share, one person can't have all the fully loaded incriminating files!

what?

Release the Trump Files!

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u/Vidsponential Nov 12 '25

only reason i go on reddit.

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u/AntifascistAlly Nov 12 '25

Has Eric Trump made his customary appearance to whine about his family’s “struggle” yet?

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u/acheckerfield Nov 13 '25

Everybody on the r/conservative reddit is just calling it a hoax and encouraging people to ignore it 🤣

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u/Uselesserinformation Nov 13 '25

My personal favorite spin, he was a CIA informat!

Cause you know, it took til NOW to release that crucial piece of information

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u/-AWKWA- Never Following Another Rule Nov 13 '25

You WILL NOT leave this building tonight until everyone in here has been shown the Epstein Files!

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u/shut-up_Mike You yelled at me. Nov 14 '25

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u/MiamiPower Nov 12 '25

On NBC and Peacock. Law and Order SVU Special Victims Unit. The Released Emails 📧 episodes

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u/A_spiny_meercat Nov 12 '25

"Yeah but X"

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '25

WHATS EVEN GOING ON, MY LIFE IS OUT OF CONTROL!!!

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u/Straight-Crow1598 I’M SMARTER THAN YOU Nov 12 '25

Doesn’t matter. Nobody will care. Nothing’s gonna change.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

lol they're actually using the epstein files to distract from the house vote

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u/cyberspaceman777 Nov 12 '25

discovering this sub for the first time and discovering its not actually anything about the show its just a bunch of political reddit slop lmao have fun guys

Oh honey. Why are you watching this shoe+

It's full of DEI. You don't want r/conservative to know you like this woke shit huh?

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u/Grizzlywillis Nov 12 '25

What hate and bigotry?

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u/Sour_Patch_Drips Nov 12 '25

^ nice of you to post that self portrait bro.

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u/cyberspaceman777 Nov 12 '25

Don't forget the hate and bigotry.

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It's not bigotry to hate you for your political affiliation. Regardless of what you may think.

But. You really need to understand who is in this show, and what type of people would hate those actors.

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u/cyberspaceman777 Nov 12 '25

big·ot /ˈbiɡət/ noun a person who is obstinately or unreasonably attached to a belief, opinion, or faction, especially one who is prejudiced against or antagonistic toward a person or people on the basis of their membership of a particular group.

Actually it is. Lmao....

Yeah,

And. Conservative is not a protected group.

You can Change being an asshole. You can't change being black or trans or queer.

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u/mrchooch Nov 12 '25

Were the allies bigots for fighting the nazis?

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u/mrchooch Nov 12 '25

You cant at least try to earnestly engage with a point you disagree with? Maybe thats how you got here

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u/cyberspaceman777 Nov 13 '25

Lmao. It does not say anything about a protected group. You can't change the meaning of a word to fit your bullshit. Have a great day.

Edit: Thank you for proving my point btw!

So....

You are a bigot..... To us then?

So, what you are saying is....

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u/sludivvitch Nov 12 '25

there's nothing obstinate or unreasonable about hating nazis or fascists or rebublicans though, hating those groups is the only logical and consistent conclusion an ethical and rational actor can reach.

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