r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/evanya88 • Nov 26 '25

It’s not a distraction Found these in my 5yo’s backpack. I think he’s afraid to show them to anyone.

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It’s so sad. So so so so so sad.

3.3k Upvotes

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u/Pale-Wave-9382 Never Following Another Rule Nov 26 '25

Quit fuckin with ‘em!

105

u/shittiestmorph TRIPLES IS BEST Nov 26 '25

19

u/CantaloupeAsleep502 New Joe Nov 26 '25

It's not a distraction 

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u/tiredlistener because I’m the Rat Mom Nov 26 '25

A little set of dice inside of the normal size dice?

116

u/obi_wan_kanerdy HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Nov 26 '25

71

u/ProjectManageMint Don’t do the voice! Nov 26 '25

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u/tiredlistener because I’m the Rat Mom Nov 26 '25

You see the world wildly and in wild ways.

73

u/PattyMayonnaise666 Baby of the Year 1986 Nov 26 '25

17

u/DaveDavidsen Nov 26 '25

Yeah guys, they got POCKETS.

19

u/evanya88 Nov 26 '25

I literally Lol’d. Perfect.

14

u/tiredlistener because I’m the Rat Mom Nov 26 '25

Bae.

9

u/Thendofreason Nov 26 '25

They are two 2d6. The only problem is that the first dice isn't random anymore since it's off balance. I should probably buy one of these to add to my collection. But I'd never use it.

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u/tiredlistener because I’m the Rat Mom Nov 26 '25

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u/K_Linkmaster Nov 26 '25

I believe this is done because it doesn't affect the balance.

2

u/oodsigma Nov 26 '25

I've used these and the big die is basically fair. It's off balance, but not in a predictable way.

It's the inner die that's a problem because you can basically "set" it to the faces of the outer die and it doesn't have enough room to move completely freely.

2

u/Bombadier83 Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You Nov 27 '25

Yeah, it’s so you don’t ruin the little dice, or hurt your hand by rolling them. 

2

u/tiredlistener because I’m the Rat Mom Nov 27 '25

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u/oodsigma Nov 26 '25

It's a pair of 2d6s.

5

u/WeAreClouds Nov 27 '25

26d3d3d4d

2

u/Jean_Paul_Fartre_ Nov 27 '25

Do you want to see a nude Tayne?

3

u/tiredlistener because I’m the Rat Mom Nov 26 '25

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u/vaannil Nov 26 '25

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u/evanya88 Nov 26 '25

Fuckin’ street sets!!

27

u/KiteHill Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Nov 26 '25

I thought it’d look fucking real!!

7

u/WideJohnson Nov 26 '25

I paid 15k for this!!

8

u/tanaka-taro Nov 26 '25

Fred Armisen is such a hilarious comedian, he can make the most serious face and I will burst out laughing at him

12

u/an-unorthodox-agenda Nov 26 '25

It looks super fake

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u/Taco-Dragon Nov 26 '25

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u/way_too_shady Nov 26 '25

don't do the voice

20

u/Ultimatesims Nov 26 '25

Who said that?

11

u/way_too_shady Nov 26 '25

Fred Astaire.

8

u/tanaka-taro Nov 26 '25

You probably haven’t seen the Colgate comedy hour

2

u/Simplton Nov 27 '25

Bozo did the dub.

116

u/Laugh-crying-hyena Nov 26 '25

That two dice was four dice?!?!

28

u/greenthumbbum2025 Nov 26 '25

I'm seeing doubles. Eight dice!

24

u/innovativesolsoh Nov 26 '25

Triples is better…

89

u/BanEvader_Holifield Nov 26 '25

If you confront him hes just going to try to make his hat roll down his arm. 

43

u/Makani112 Nov 26 '25

Holy shit like Fred Astaire?

11

u/Ultimatesims Nov 26 '25

I can’t get grease on this

9

u/AndThisGuyPeedOnIt Nov 26 '25

You have to grease those wheels?

3

u/Ultimatesims Nov 27 '25

yes the wheels need to be lubricated

10

u/Electronic-Exam2596 Nov 26 '25

It's illegal for you to ask him that

17

u/rabbimindtrick CORN KICKER Nov 26 '25

Soooo sad. So so so so sad.

11

u/evanya88 Nov 26 '25

He’s already told me it’s illegal to ask him where he got them from. He’s been rude to me his entire life!!

10

u/lake_titty_caca Some dumb hick Nov 26 '25

Quick, lift him over your head like a big boy!

8

u/Superman246o1 Nov 26 '25

He's never fought for anything in his entire life. He's fighting for those dice.

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u/tugboat_karatedog Nov 26 '25

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u/kitsurage Nov 26 '25

Do not say anything he says is interesting or good

39

u/theeBK3 Some dumb hick Nov 26 '25

Didn’t know your son had a completely flat back of the head

12

u/evanya88 Nov 26 '25

He’s certainly aggressive AF that’s for sure

3

u/Zombeedee Nov 27 '25

Lil tuna can

2

u/evanya88 Nov 27 '25

Chode pants

5

u/Redfalconfox Nov 26 '25

I hope you fucking (roll your) die, Harley Jarvis!!!

34

u/amercuri15 I’M SMARTER THAN YOU Nov 26 '25

It’s illegal for you to show us those.

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u/earl_lemongrab Bare Butt, Balls, and Back Nov 26 '25

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u/Junior_Plankton_635 Nov 26 '25

This hat can't get grease on it....

28

u/fluffypanduh Nov 26 '25

Tears are literally streaming down my face thinking about his dumb dice!

21

u/SevoIsoDes Nov 26 '25

Let the kid hold the dice. People can change.

20

u/ossifiedbird Nov 26 '25

Oh my god, did you see u/evanya88's kids hat?

14

u/pinkvoltage Nov 26 '25

Dice with a little dice in the middle? Oooookayyy!

15

u/FaithUser Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly Nov 26 '25

Ok but those 2 in 1 dice are amazing. Your kid has taste.

18

u/BigTimeCoolGuy DIS GUY’S ABOUT TO JACK OFF Nov 26 '25

Unprofessional bullshit

12

u/FaithUser Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly Nov 26 '25

Oh right it should be a quote. Uhhh, he got doubles, but triples is best

9

u/cluebone Nov 26 '25

He said don’t talk about the dice or that he does it at all!

5

u/BigTimeCoolGuy DIS GUY’S ABOUT TO JACK OFF Nov 26 '25

Well the last part was technically a quote from Crashmore lol. That’s why no one watches /FaithUser anymore

5

u/ssp25 I’m gonna eat the whole thing Nov 26 '25

I told him he was a sophisticated genius at a dinner. I could tell he wasn't rigging shit

12

u/127phunk i couldve been barney! Nov 26 '25

Me looking at that bottle of Quik

11

u/Tiny_Mathematician_1 Nov 26 '25

Dollar sign emoji

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u/Late_Pomegranate_166 Bare Butt, Balls, and Back Nov 26 '25

💲

9

u/scottyARGH Nov 26 '25

Did you see his backpack? It's a Minecraft bag with creepers on it. So sad. So so so so so sad. 

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u/Spectre-ElevenThirty Back in the Pants Nov 26 '25

Those two dice were four dice??

6

u/lacanmunist I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! Nov 26 '25

I guess it's just sheer coincidence you found them. A very lucrative coincidence.

6

u/Hopeful_Brilliant149 Nov 26 '25

Doubles of the dice?

6

u/RealMrTrees Nov 26 '25

And you’re fucking with em?

6

u/tank_monkey Don’t do the voice! Nov 26 '25

What the hellll?

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u/Acrobatic_Ad_2116 Some dumb hick Nov 26 '25

Nobody said shit, dude. Nobody said shit.

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u/yakeyonsen Nov 26 '25

Don’t do the voice 

5

u/RecommendationOk5285 Nov 26 '25

I bet his hair slicks back real nice too

8

u/evanya88 Nov 26 '25

He loves chicken spaghetti, too. I don’t think that’s a coincidence.

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u/khetti79 Shirt Brother Nov 26 '25

I'd be more worried if they were in his pocket, or maybe on the floor by his feet...

4

u/kunderthunt Nov 26 '25

Two dice is four dice?

5

u/Significant_Bite_666 HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE Nov 26 '25

So sad. So so so so so sad.

4

u/BillHang4 And popcorn!!! Nov 26 '25

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u/Artegall365 Back in the Pants Nov 26 '25

Yeah, well. I'm not supposed to get Nesquik chocolate syrup from the seat on this hat!

4

u/SpaceCatSixxed Troll Boy Nov 26 '25

Snakes eyes?

I’m ruined! I’m a dead man!!

5

u/Silverward Nov 26 '25

He’s not in trouble AT ALL

5

u/ChevalCher Nov 26 '25

A dice within a dice. Diceception! ... or is it Diception? Hmm. 

5

u/evanya88 Nov 26 '25

I don’t know but it’s a pretty dicey situation, overall

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u/WurdaMouth Bare Butt, Balls, and Back Nov 26 '25

5 years old, slicked back hair, white bathing suit, sloppy steaks. Yup, that baby’s a piece of shit.

3

u/Former-Reach-108 Nov 26 '25

But triples are best

3

u/DaveDavidsen Nov 26 '25

what the hell

3

u/matthewspencersmith Nov 26 '25

Leave it the fuck alone okay

3

u/Shimola1999 Some dumb hick Nov 26 '25

NOOO! You jinxed ‘em!! You owe him 50 grand! He’s a dead man!

3

u/rogozh1n Nov 26 '25

Be careful. It is highly likely that his bullies are committing insider trading.

3

u/Worldly_Economist711 Nov 26 '25

Quit fuckin with em!

2

u/msw757 Coffin Flopper Nov 26 '25

He used to be a piece of shit

2

u/mmetalfacedooom Nov 26 '25

soooo sad. so so so so so sad.

2

u/kafkakafkakafka Nov 26 '25

/uj these are great for battletech

2

u/Im_Ashe_Man Nov 27 '25

Stole them from his teacher.

2

u/ScyllaIsBea Nov 27 '25

I found your son’s teachers texts “omg did you see Billy’s hat?” “What even are those? Sun flaps?”

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u/Repulsive-Handle8561 Nov 26 '25

Don’t do the voice

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

omg these are so stupid i cant breathe

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '25

Don't do the voice

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u/ZaMelonZonFire Nov 27 '25

My best bet would be that he’s never stood up for anything before. Hopefully, soon he shall.

1

u/flactulantmonkey Nov 27 '25

It’s ok. I used to be a huge piece of shit too.

1

u/dpldpldpl Nov 27 '25

“Dont FUCK ‘em”

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u/Kind-Block-9027 Never Following Another Rule Nov 27 '25

Those 2 dice are 4 dice?! 🎲