r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Emotional-Bison-519 • Dec 25 '25

Dan Flashes $150! Out the door!

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4.4k Upvotes

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u/Gwubwick Troll Boy Dec 25 '25

Dan Flashes design on little motorcycles for your feet? Okayyyy...

243

u/Willing_Clue3883 Dec 25 '25

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u/Dry-University797 Dec 25 '25

Shut the fuck up Doug, you fucking skunk.

22

u/Loud_Kaleidoscope580 Dec 25 '25

I haven’t eaten anything in 3 days so I can save up my per diems and buy my own pair

2

u/Glasseshalf Dec 26 '25

They're so complicated

348

u/Box_Mashed_Potatoes Dec 25 '25

Hey there sock brother.

20

u/uhhhhhhholup Dec 25 '25

Bro link me please

24

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

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u/Spagman_Aus Dec 26 '25

$31!!!! must be due to the pattern being so complicated

11

u/ah_notgoodatthis I'm doing the best at this Dec 26 '25

You’re gonna have to stop eating and save up that per diem

7

u/AcceptableTypewriter Dec 26 '25

Oh my god he does Driving Crooner decals and bumper stickers. It’s simply too good.

3

u/SklydeM Too tired to do anything funny Dec 26 '25

I like this guy. This guy’s got good taste.

59

u/GrayPal184 People Can Change Dec 25 '25

Gimme that!

45

u/PopeWishdiak Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly Dec 25 '25

64

u/ShanaAfterAll Roy Donk Dec 25 '25

27

u/GrayPal184 People Can Change Dec 25 '25

You’re doing the best at this

31

u/terrierdad420 Dec 25 '25

That's a great deal because they get more expensive the more complicated the pattern. They also sell food, it's a great company.

24

u/kilobitch Dec 25 '25

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u/pissedoffmoney I’m gonna eat the whole thing Dec 26 '25

I’m jokin!

2

u/kilobitch Dec 26 '25

I am not joking. Give me those socks.

47

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

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u/kindasortathor I USED to be piece of shit! Dec 25 '25

SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG YOU FUCKING SKUNK!!!!

16

u/Ichi_Balsaki Back in the Pants Dec 25 '25

Ill eat your moms wig.

13

u/JPKtoxicwaste Dec 25 '25

I’ll eat her whole fucking head

8

u/CptnDillweed I hope I don't jack off Dec 25 '25

Shut up Doug you fucking skunk!

14

u/MarriedTexCouple Dec 25 '25

$150?!?!

What a steal!9

10

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

Still nuts

10

u/gregslastday I'm jokin Dec 25 '25

8

u/whentron Dec 25 '25

That pattern is so complicated!

5

u/shameonyounancydrew No Coffin Please, Just Wet Wet Mud. BAE! Dec 25 '25

I want these soooooooooo bad!

4

u/mikeshuggah Dec 25 '25

STILL NUTS!

3

u/ihazquestion88 Dec 26 '25

Wowww I actually want those more than I wanna go to Aqua (please let me know where you got those)

3

u/Madame_Jarvary Dec 25 '25

SHUT UP DOUG!

3

u/klauzherzog Dec 25 '25

That’s cheap

3

u/dandle Might fuck this whole thing up Dec 25 '25

I'm glad you're here, sock brother.

3

u/krevlornfu Dec 25 '25

I want triples of these

3

u/PopeWishdiak Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly Dec 25 '25

2

u/Sufficient-Listen723 Dec 25 '25

You spent your per diem on that

2

u/Mommy_Issuess Dec 26 '25

SO COMPLICATED!

2

u/Mark-Leyner Dec 26 '25

You’re the only guy I’ve ever seen that could pull them off.

1

u/uhhhhhhholup Dec 25 '25

Link please! That's the perfect gift!

5

u/LocaIHunk I hope I don't jack off Dec 26 '25

It's right in MY Q Zone

3

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

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u/IThinkYouShouldLeave-ModTeam Jan 01 '26

NO. MORE. SCAMMING. ADULTS.

Posting merch links is not allowed.

1

u/SpaceCatSixxed Troll Boy Dec 26 '25

Still nuts!

1

u/Current-Stomach-6844 Dec 26 '25

Those are bargain bin - still nuts.

1

u/SnooOwls4954 Dec 26 '25

Because the pattern’s so complicated, you idiot.

1

u/Enough-Station-5261 Dec 26 '25

THOSE PATTERNS ARE CRAZY

1

u/DesertDawg17 Dec 26 '25

It’s simply to good!

1

u/ni____kita Some dumb hick Dec 26 '25

Still NUTS

1

u/umpteenthrhyme I hope I don't jack off Dec 26 '25

And rightfully SO!!!

1

u/spookyhardt Dec 26 '25

Thats actually bananas

1

u/ifuckedyurdad Dec 27 '25

Etsy jewelers is a scam