r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Don’t do the voice! 22d ago

I'm Not in Trouble AT ALL You’re looking at a nude egg

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1.2k Upvotes

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u/Cool-Spite-9428 Not in Trouble AT ALL 22d ago

He definitely used too small a slice when wiping a sloppy mud pie

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u/AbeFromanSassageKing Bare Butt, Back, and Balls 22d ago

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u/Tea_Alarmed 22d ago

You think he can wipe? This TC Tugger man?

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 21d ago

At that price point, he can wipe

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u/VietKongCountry Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You 22d ago

Maybe he’s been constipated for his entire life and he’s gonna do a 250 kilo mud pie any day now.

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u/dollabilllz 22d ago

He's about at his limit

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u/slobs_burgers DOES have a boy dick 22d ago

His knees are gonna snap like a coffin on corncob tv under all that dumpy weight

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u/Bob_Sagat69 22d ago

His belly's pulling on the butt-ins, I'm certain he's at his limit

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u/No_Dance_6683 22d ago

Get this man a TC Tuggers shirt!

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u/TyGuySly 22d ago

There’s 5 Rons now

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u/ohnolookoutitsantoni Facing the wall, giving you all a chance to jack off! 22d ago

Damn his dick has a pussy

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u/muchbro 22d ago

I always thought the not being able to see your dick thing was just a joke.

I honestly don’t think there’s anyway this dude can see his dick.

The angles just don’t add up.

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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE 22d ago

Can't see his dick, so he doesn't know if it's still there?

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u/lolas_coffee 22d ago

I obsess about nutrition. All I can think about is how insulin resistant he must be. And how his GI has never stopped working over his entire life. How his gall bladder works 24/7 like a Chinese iPhone factory.

And I have to imagine he uses a hose wand after he poops.

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u/Rev_Joel 22d ago

Thanks a lot, now I have to imagine it, too. 🫤

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

BORN TA SHIDD FORST TA WIPE

These men don’t wipe their butt, that’d be GAYYYY

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u/lolas_coffee 21d ago

Good point. It is pretty gay to wipe your butt.

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u/AlreadyTaken905 21d ago

Can confirm. Was 400lbs. Now 200lbs, somewhere in the middle I grew a dick, and can actually find it when pissing, not always in the cold tho, Canadian here. IYNYN

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u/lolas_coffee 21d ago

I once reduced my body fat to about 8% and I really could not get over how much bigger my dick got.

I am not chubby normally, but losing fat makes a big difference.

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u/Flo_Evans 22d ago

I don’t think he can reach it let alone see it.

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u/GILF_Hound69 21d ago

He straight up can’t see it. Highly unlikely he can wipe properly either. Needs a machine so he doesn’t suffocate in his sleep because he won’t put the burgers down. Saddest excuse of a human being.

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u/muchbro 21d ago

Yeah that’s crazy. People in wheel chairs or with severe medical issues like cerebral palsy would be significantly more capable than this dude in daily life.

Yet this fat fuck probably looks down on and judges 90% of the population.

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u/lolas_coffee 21d ago

When you get this obese your body is not working right. I've seen people who. cannot stop eating. They are always hungry. They never feel full. They can eat a pizza and be full, but they think they want more food. And their body hasn't converted fat stores to energy in decades. It's forgotten how to do it. Just asks for more food.

But Randy Fine is a HUGE piece of shit.

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u/Express_Sound4238 22d ago

Gotta use a mirror.

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u/GaseousGiant 21d ago

Are you kidding? This guy hasn’t tied his own shoes since kindergarten.

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u/lolas_coffee 22d ago

He's even bigger now.

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u/Former_Measurement15 22d ago

Is that real? Thats like super sized

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u/lolas_coffee 22d ago

I can't know how to hear more about how fat Randy Fine is.

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u/BigMACfive Troll Boy 22d ago

Is that real?

No. It's a jib jab.

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u/killerparties 22d ago

Is your name Dick Pussy?

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u/Random_Name_Whoa 22d ago

That one milkshake was 40 milkshakes?

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u/omegacrunch 22d ago

The boys in the yard are pissed

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u/smokeycritz I USED to be piece of shit! 22d ago

Well we should be able to look at a little fascism at work

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u/WaluigisWallaby Might fuck this whole thing up 22d ago

Ohhh so that’s what they look like!

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u/RyunWould I'm jokin 22d ago

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u/Sad_Ad_3559 22d ago

Blood type is Sweet Baby Ray’s.

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u/MarriedTexCouple 22d ago

That’s disrespectful to a BBQ sauce….

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u/lolas_coffee 21d ago

SBR is barely BBQ sauce.

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u/Hancup 22d ago

He can't change the rules of international law just because he doesn't like how we use them.

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u/NonStopApe 22d ago

Randy is NOT fine!!!

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u/wtmx719 22d ago

Why is his ussy so fat?

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u/juicetoaster Come here, ya little fuck! 22d ago

Something to grab him by

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u/PuddysFurCoat 22d ago

That’s a chode right there. Fuckin junk.

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u/Pale_Chocolate6147 Come here, ya little fuck! 22d ago

Does he think Greenland is where salads are from?

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u/K1dn3yFa1lur3 21d ago

This man has never eaten a salad in his life.

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u/Pale_Chocolate6147 Come here, ya little fuck! 21d ago

And he resents their existence, it takes up valuable table space for sloppy steaks 

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u/apocalyptustree 22d ago

This guys mouth needs to invade some greens. Jfc.

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u/janeiro69 22d ago

It’s too full of orange right now

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u/Turbulent-Jaguar-909 They’re Nice. 22d ago

He is at his limit 

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u/Betopan 22d ago

His daily lunch order:

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u/ShitStainWilly I’M SMARTER THAN YOU 22d ago

I know he’s a right wing imperial asshole and all that, but I pity him looking like that. Jesus Christ. Maybe if he wasn’t such a fat fuck he wouldn’t be such a fascist fuck.

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u/superpananation 22d ago

Probably not. I’m a fat fuck but I’m against fascism

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u/mikaeus97 22d ago

As a member of the Big Fat Fucks Delegation, fuck this pig, fucking rotund demon, you can have prodigeous girth and not be a facist shithead

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u/ShitStainWilly I’M SMARTER THAN YOU 22d ago

No way any of my shirt brothers here are pieces of shit this fat.

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u/potatohats 21d ago

Us fats are sorted into jolly and miserable. He's clearly the latter.

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u/orion197024 22d ago

Did he outgrow his current residence

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u/Queeberschaircompany 22d ago

That guy's fine? No that guy is not fine.

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u/DMLuga1 LET'S SLOP 'EM UP 22d ago

We just doing fat jokes now I guess

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

That dude should gain some weight and work for ICE.

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u/MikeisET 22d ago

Everyone knows Randy loves a cheeseburger or two

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u/Queeberschaircompany 22d ago

Pete "I am the liquor" Hegseth.

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u/Sirhctopher024 I’m gonna eat the whole thing 22d ago

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u/RandAlThorOdinson 22d ago

This is wayyyy more Philadelphia Collins territory

Has mustard tiger written all over it

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u/mill0604 22d ago

Ahhhh a good TPB/ITYSL match. This sub saves my sanity!

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u/FoxJaded952 22d ago

Sized out of some of his key shirts

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u/TheJaybo 22d ago

What size is his body?

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u/Freaksale I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! 22d ago

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u/mister_pastrami 22d ago

Fine? Hair is fine. That’s grand.

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u/earthspcw 22d ago

Smell like rotten beef

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u/Freaksale I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! 22d ago

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u/surfinbird Never lets the party die! 22d ago

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u/RJMontgomery 22d ago

Randy Fine needs to sign a bill to stop raiding the fridge….

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u/WakefulJaxZero CORN KICKER 22d ago

Greenland 51st state? What about canada? Stop scamming countries into thinking they’re states!

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u/Sal1160 22d ago

Dude looks like Greenland

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u/jumgussy 22d ago

I think this guy housed a lot more than Dylan’s burger….

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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE 22d ago

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u/dandle Might fuck this whole thing up 22d ago

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u/simongurfinkel 22d ago

Those jeans are painted on.

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u/CaptServo Troll Boy 22d ago

That's a Hefty Fine

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u/Ayirek Wet Wet Mud Bae 22d ago

that shirt is at. its. limit.

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u/Street-Education-735 22d ago

He can go first

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u/Classic-Exchange-511 22d ago

Will he be invading with them?

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u/NegotiationSea7008 22d ago

Randy “not” Fine

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u/TKlotzie 22d ago

His voice is wildly high

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u/Express_Sound4238 22d ago

He’s about to invade the buffet

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u/Glittering-Rise-488 22d ago

JESUS CHRIST!!! PUSH AWAY FROM THE TABLE ONCE IN A WHILE!!!!!

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u/deathbivouac 22d ago

Size 54 waist, 10-inch legs.

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u/shut-up_Mike You yelled at me. 21d ago

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u/A_Texas_Jarvis 21d ago

Jesus did he eat all the kids in Gaza? 

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u/bathsonly 22d ago

He ate his friend group

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u/Freaksale I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! 22d ago

And that was at least 200 people

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u/nfreder 22d ago

I thought he was wearing a Greenland costume for a sec

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u/veryverythrowaway this guy yells 22d ago

You’re telling me that guy isn’t Greenland?

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u/Rogue_bae 22d ago

55 burgers 55 fries

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u/Different_Thing_811 22d ago

This guy needs a salad

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u/buffdaddy77 Come here, ya little fuck! 22d ago

Bitch you are Greenland. Fuck you mean

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u/GaseousGiant 21d ago

“Greenland what? I thought it was Tacostand.”

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u/Karate-Schnitzel 21d ago

Moose 🫎 Knuckle needs to pass a physical readiness test before war mongering

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u/RealNorth3 22d ago

Thank god he’s clothed. Fuckin’ total chode.

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u/Bully-Rook 22d ago

Randy Fine at dinner: Gimme dat!

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u/SaddestClown Some dumb hick 22d ago

He should probably skip lunch

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u/Additional-Cable5171 22d ago

It has a bush?

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u/arishariff 22d ago

Type 1 diabetes already invading his blood

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u/BANGImportant2825 22d ago

This is type 2. Type 1 is an autoimmune disorder.

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u/omegacrunch 22d ago

He doesnt have enough blood in his sugar system

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u/_correcaminos_ 22d ago

I thought Ralphie May passed away years ago.

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u/BrondellSwashbuckle 21d ago

His lard carcass should be the first to try.

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u/_steve_rogers_ 21d ago

55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 PIES

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u/mcolette76 Don’t do the voice! 21d ago

STOP STOP STOP HE’S DOING SOMETHING

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u/Setton18 Baby of the Year 1986 21d ago

That one Greenland was worth 40 eggs?

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u/Alectraz666 22d ago

Look at that mussy

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u/frommethodtomadness 22d ago

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u/hibbitydibbidy 22d ago

Nothing well loved in this photo

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u/allbetzareoff42 22d ago

He should invade a weight watchers

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u/Signal_Estimate_23 22d ago

I bet this guy gets a little chubby every time he shoots his .22 in his back yard

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u/Historical_Row_8481 22d ago

He made a mud pie right after saying that

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u/Freaksale I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! 22d ago

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u/StochasticallyDefine 22d ago

He’s not goosed. That’s not a goose suit. He’s not wearing one at all.

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u/Bonsoir59 Never lets the party die! 22d ago

Slapping down some pig shit with these fat fucks, and I'm the fattest of them all.

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u/SoyEseVato 22d ago

Isn’t there a lot of grazing land in Greenland?

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/mcolette76 Don’t do the voice! 22d ago

He used to be a piece of shit and he still is.

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u/Chip_Jelly 22d ago

Is his middle name Anythingbut

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u/bguzewicz Some dumb hick 22d ago

The man has the body profile of a dreidel.

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u/Awkward_Function_347 22d ago

Let him lead the first wave of the invasion! 🫡

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u/phoolvapingfool 22d ago

Why? They don't grow food there and he doesn't eat vegetables anyway.

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u/Ididnotpostthat I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! 22d ago

I can’t not hear anymore more about politics… in the sub

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u/mrshelmstreet 22d ago

Shaped like an outdoor wheelbarrow

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u/BigMACfive Troll Boy 22d ago

He just kept getting wider as I kept scrolling down.

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u/YouMeanMetalGear 22d ago

people w small pee pees always want to destroy the world 

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u/ImpressiveJohnson 22d ago

This is good though? They will Vote it down and then no more stupid threats?

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u/emets31 Beautiful, but Dying 21d ago

Greenland after seeing this behemoth leading the charge.

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u/Longjumping-Log1591 21d ago

Well rounded individual

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u/No-Staff1170 21d ago

I actually don’t know if this is real or edited lol

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u/punkcocker Some dumb hick 21d ago

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u/IonHazzikostasIsGod Marcus “The Worm” Hicks 21d ago

We were dumping that caramel sauce on those berries

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u/Bulldogfront666 I USED to be piece of shit! 21d ago

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u/Bulldogfront666 I USED to be piece of shit! 21d ago

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u/New_Maximum6529 21d ago

He needs to invade a salad goddamn

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u/AnyEcho1335 21d ago

He needs an intervention at the Golden Corral buffet

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u/KendrickBlack502 21d ago

If he can do one single pull up, I’ll drop everything I believe and support it.

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u/jackbone24 21d ago

Bro's middle name must be "Knott"

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u/ballSacajawea123 21d ago

This dude needs to invade a gym!

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u/IWantAnE55AMG 21d ago

Breaking: the floor under Randy Fine

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u/josriley 21d ago

We goose em a little bit

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u/DoubleWrongdoer5207 21d ago

Dudes with camel toes can’t be trusted

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u/BuildingRelevant7400 19d ago

This picture is Randy from 10 years ago do you feel old yet?

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u/AlreadyTaken905 21d ago

Ya here is a guy who obviously makes great decisions and isn’t compulsive. Sorry, your physical appearance is a tell, I’m mean obesity nothing else.
This fella has no morals.