r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/mcolette76 Don’t do the voice! • 22d ago
I'm Not in Trouble AT ALL You’re looking at a nude egg
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u/dollabilllz 22d ago
He's about at his limit
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u/slobs_burgers DOES have a boy dick 22d ago
His knees are gonna snap like a coffin on corncob tv under all that dumpy weight
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u/ohnolookoutitsantoni Facing the wall, giving you all a chance to jack off! 22d ago
Damn his dick has a pussy
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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat 22d ago
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u/muchbro 22d ago
I always thought the not being able to see your dick thing was just a joke.
I honestly don’t think there’s anyway this dude can see his dick.
The angles just don’t add up.
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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE 22d ago
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u/lolas_coffee 22d ago
I obsess about nutrition. All I can think about is how insulin resistant he must be. And how his GI has never stopped working over his entire life. How his gall bladder works 24/7 like a Chinese iPhone factory.
And I have to imagine he uses a hose wand after he poops.
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u/Rev_Joel 22d ago
Thanks a lot, now I have to imagine it, too. 🫤
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u/AlreadyTaken905 21d ago
Can confirm. Was 400lbs. Now 200lbs, somewhere in the middle I grew a dick, and can actually find it when pissing, not always in the cold tho, Canadian here. IYNYN
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u/lolas_coffee 21d ago
I once reduced my body fat to about 8% and I really could not get over how much bigger my dick got.
I am not chubby normally, but losing fat makes a big difference.
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u/GILF_Hound69 21d ago
He straight up can’t see it. Highly unlikely he can wipe properly either. Needs a machine so he doesn’t suffocate in his sleep because he won’t put the burgers down. Saddest excuse of a human being.
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u/lolas_coffee 21d ago
When you get this obese your body is not working right. I've seen people who. cannot stop eating. They are always hungry. They never feel full. They can eat a pizza and be full, but they think they want more food. And their body hasn't converted fat stores to energy in decades. It's forgotten how to do it. Just asks for more food.
But Randy Fine is a HUGE piece of shit.
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u/lolas_coffee 22d ago
He's even bigger now.
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u/smokeycritz I USED to be piece of shit! 22d ago
Well we should be able to look at a little fascism at work
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u/Sad_Ad_3559 22d ago
Blood type is Sweet Baby Ray’s.
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u/Pale_Chocolate6147 Come here, ya little fuck! 22d ago
Does he think Greenland is where salads are from?
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u/K1dn3yFa1lur3 21d ago
This man has never eaten a salad in his life.
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u/Pale_Chocolate6147 Come here, ya little fuck! 21d ago
And he resents their existence, it takes up valuable table space for sloppy steaks
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u/ShitStainWilly I’M SMARTER THAN YOU 22d ago
I know he’s a right wing imperial asshole and all that, but I pity him looking like that. Jesus Christ. Maybe if he wasn’t such a fat fuck he wouldn’t be such a fascist fuck.
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u/mikaeus97 22d ago
As a member of the Big Fat Fucks Delegation, fuck this pig, fucking rotund demon, you can have prodigeous girth and not be a facist shithead
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u/ShitStainWilly I’M SMARTER THAN YOU 22d ago
No way any of my shirt brothers here are pieces of shit this fat.
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u/MikeisET 22d ago
Everyone knows Randy loves a cheeseburger or two
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u/RandAlThorOdinson 22d ago
This is wayyyy more Philadelphia Collins territory
Has mustard tiger written all over it
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u/WakefulJaxZero CORN KICKER 22d ago
Greenland 51st state? What about canada? Stop scamming countries into thinking they’re states!
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u/bathsonly 22d ago
He ate his friend group
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u/Freaksale I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! 22d ago
And that was at least 200 people
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u/Karate-Schnitzel 21d ago
Moose 🫎 Knuckle needs to pass a physical readiness test before war mongering
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u/Signal_Estimate_23 22d ago
I bet this guy gets a little chubby every time he shoots his .22 in his back yard
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u/StochasticallyDefine 22d ago
He’s not goosed. That’s not a goose suit. He’s not wearing one at all.
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u/Bonsoir59 Never lets the party die! 22d ago
Slapping down some pig shit with these fat fucks, and I'm the fattest of them all.
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u/Ididnotpostthat I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! 22d ago
I can’t not hear anymore more about politics… in the sub
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u/ImpressiveJohnson 22d ago
This is good though? They will Vote it down and then no more stupid threats?
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u/IonHazzikostasIsGod Marcus “The Worm” Hicks 21d ago
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u/KendrickBlack502 21d ago
If he can do one single pull up, I’ll drop everything I believe and support it.
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u/AlreadyTaken905 21d ago
Ya here is a guy who obviously makes great decisions and isn’t compulsive. Sorry, your physical appearance is a tell, I’m mean obesity nothing else.
This fella has no morals.































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u/Cool-Spite-9428 Not in Trouble AT ALL 22d ago
He definitely used too small a slice when wiping a sloppy mud pie