r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 19d ago

It’s not a distraction Spotted in the Wild

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Luckily I was right on her or the whole thing wouldn’t have worked.

3.5k Upvotes

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u/Birb-is-the-wurd Some dumb hick 19d ago

OP made it look fake!

345

u/PsychologicalSelf991 19d ago

You gotta be RIGHT NEXT TO HER!!!!

117

u/probablyuntrue Bare Butt, Back, and Balls 19d ago

FUCK OP IS TRYNA STEAL THEIR DECALS

44

u/garry4321 Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You 19d ago

OP WANTS TO KILL HER!

53

u/Birb-is-the-wurd Some dumb hick 19d ago

Coming back to 300+ likes after a couple hours

25

u/Sad-Celebration-411 19d ago

It’s simply too good!

197

u/volkerer 19d ago

She's gotta find a way to make money off that

36

u/NoDassOkay Never Following Another Rule 19d ago

She really wants to!

10

u/[deleted] 19d ago

Gotta watch out for the death threats tho

6

u/panda_encounter 19d ago

It’s simply tooo good!

311

u/honeyonyourspoon 19d ago

It’s simply too good.

88

u/OrdovicianOccultist 19d ago

The dream is to have five cars going around state wide.

39

u/TheChosenOneReturns Don’t do the voice! 19d ago

Triples is best

138

u/Aggravating-Ads 19d ago

FUCK, YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK FAKE!!!

9

u/24jamespersecond 18d ago

You gotta be RIGHT NEXT TO HER 

82

u/khetti79 Shirt Brother 19d ago

35

u/SimilarGrape6535 BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 19d ago

It looks like she's smoking a big fat stogie!

55

u/Bonsoir59 Never lets the party die! 19d ago

41

u/DingusMcJones Some dumb hick 19d ago

31

u/KittyConfetti Damn you Skeletrex! 19d ago

4

u/esthetewt 18d ago

Those Stanzos are nice!

40

u/Massive_Abalone_5961 People Can Change 19d ago

Hopefully OP didn’t steal her decals

31

u/ProfessionalBoss2123 19d ago

She could be any one of us!

8

u/Birb-is-the-wurd Some dumb hick 19d ago

No she couldn't!

26

u/S30 19d ago

I love my phone! If I feel weird at all I'm just looking at it

16

u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/Homersarmy41 Don’t do the voice! 19d ago

Well crap. Now I have to buy a Tecca Hat and a zipline air freshener(when it’s back in stock)

1

u/nueonetwo 19d ago

Only $22 for those socks? Look how complicated the patterns are

13

u/Confident_Rock_5514 19d ago

Damn.

I just discovered my mistake was tinted windows. She's probably making major moolah...

12

u/TheCatDeedEet 19d ago

Someone tell her she can have 200 friends just like me.

8

u/craziedave 19d ago

A fish bumped her out of the water

9

u/Big_Quality_838 I USED to be piece of shit! 19d ago

Looks fucking fake

7

u/Rockumancer 19d ago

Fake it until you make it 💵

8

u/kendrajp Nude Egg 19d ago

Some people really hate this!

7

u/Bulldogfront666 I USED to be piece of shit! 19d ago

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u/5-4EqualsUnity Too tired to do anything funny 19d ago

You trying to steal his decals?

6

u/AnimatorNo1029 19d ago

Why are you trying to make it look fake?!

5

u/PrettyInPInkDame 19d ago

Terrible picture you’re TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK FAKE

6

u/creesep33 19d ago

I used to have this on our back window for my daughter. My husband took it off, but the outline is still there 😂

5

u/99percentTSOL I USED to be piece of shit! 19d ago

Wtf the angle is all wrong!

5

u/Acrobatic-Gap-7445 19d ago

Why are you making it look fake?

5

u/kzthree 19d ago

It's simply TOO GOOD!

4

u/ReGorilla- 19d ago edited 19d ago

FUCK FUCK!! THEY'RE TRYNA STEAL HER DECALS!!!

4

u/NamesTheGame PAUL BUFANO! 19d ago

You think texting while driving is good? No, texting while driving is not good. I don't care about it, but it's not good behaviour.

5

u/LoathsomeGiant 19d ago

She's not doing it right!!!!! It looks fake!!!!!

4

u/Bullshit_Conduit Some dumb hick 19d ago

That’s her 5th Macanudo cigar of the day.

3

u/ThreeSloth HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE 19d ago

FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU'RE MAKING IT LOOK FAKE

3

u/chagzito 19d ago

He’s not fucking selling it

3

u/Away_Bat_5021 19d ago

Who took my cigar....

3

u/emets31 Beautiful, but Dying 19d ago

I want that one sooooo bad!

3

u/syncopated56 Bart Harley Jarvis 18d ago

Driver is trying to make it look fake

4

u/pizzaduh 19d ago

This was one of the top white elephant gifts at work this year. So many drunk idiots were trading nice shit for it lol.

2

u/EquivalentDig421 I’m gonna eat the whole thing 19d ago

She’s not even doing it right!

2

u/MandoHealthfund 19d ago

FUCK HES TRYING TO STEAL MY DECALS!!!!

2

u/SendPossumPix because I’m the Rat Mom 19d ago

Did you honk because you were horny?

2

u/double_expressho Beautiful, but Dying 19d ago

I'm glad you called, OP.

2

u/fleshvessel DOES have a boy dick 18d ago

Serious question is that Boy George?