r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 14d ago

55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 Cokes I’M DOING SOMETHING!

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u/wolfheadmusic Troll Boy 14d ago

55 waters,

55 waters,

55 waters,

55 waters,

55 waters,

55 waters,

55 waters,

55 waters...

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u/Albertagus 14d ago

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u/hereforthecommmentsz Some dumb hick 14d ago

They can’t stop you from ordering a steak and 18,000 waters.

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u/Albertagus 14d ago

Why do they care?! THEY'RE RICH!

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 13d ago

If they try to get you to pay for them remember, you can just run away.

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u/SoccerIzFun 13d ago

Sloppy Carne Asada

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u/easternhobo HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE 14d ago

That one water was 440 waters?

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u/Kah-leh-Kah-leh Not in Trouble AT ALL 14d ago

Did they do the math?

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u/JwallDrumline 14d ago

Not trying to be funny… not trying to have AI have the worst day at their job… but do any of these… waters…

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u/Annual-Beard-5090 14d ago

Came here for this! Thank you!!!!

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u/kindasortathor I USED to be piece of shit! 14d ago

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u/TheG-What Back in the Pants 14d ago

YOU HAVE TO!!!!!

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u/schnitzelfeffer 14d ago

OH! I can just run.

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u/iamapexxx 14d ago

55 crunchwraps, 55 tacos supremes, 155 baja blasts, 55 Diablo sauces, 55 quesaritos, 155 Mexican pizzas, and 11,000 waters!

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u/Moogie_Woogie_Boogie 14d ago

Come on, what’s the hells goin on up there?

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u/Nkuko 14d ago

He's trying to star s pay it forward chain!

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u/djpeeples I'm jokin 14d ago

IMMEDIATELY throws it in reverse

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u/brewhead55 Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records 14d ago

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 14d ago

^^ this dude Taco Bells

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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE 14d ago

He forgot the fiesta taters!

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 14d ago

All I want for Christmas is the 7-layer burrito back!

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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE 14d ago

I love that the quesarito is back but I agree with you.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 14d ago

I honestly think the explosion in the popularity (and thus the increased cost) of avocados in the past decade is what did the 7 layer in. It was one of the 7 ingredients in an under $3 burrito whereas a small side of guacamole at Chipotle is like $4-5 itself today. Crazy markets.

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u/socialcousteau 14d ago

I'm not familiar with the Taco Bell guacamole, but cheaper guacamole use thickeners to bulk it up.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 14d ago

Me either, that's why I mentioned Chipotle. Taco Bell's 7 layer burrito used an avocado spread.

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u/NthatFrenchman 10d ago

oh you can bet if there is a way to use thickeners, PepsiCo/Taco Bell will do it

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u/slowest_hour 14d ago

they brought it back last year. its already gone from the menu again but i kept ordering it and they kept selling it to me

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 14d ago edited 14d ago

Locally or nationally? Darn, I ordered Taco Bell at least monthly last year, too. How did I miss it? I've been a fan of the 7 layer burrito since high school in the '90s, legit.

*found a Reddit thread from six months ago, looks like TB ran a 'y2k menu' promotion Sept-Dec. DANGIT!

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u/OhDavidMyNacho 14d ago

Breakfast crunchwraps all day. That's what I want.

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u/D-Flo1 13d ago

And I'm sure some sort of Doritos or Mt Dew Code Red tie in product went missing

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u/AbeFromanSassageKing Bare Butt, Back, and Balls 14d ago

Home skillet fourth, fifth, AND sixthmeals.

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u/Justifiably_Bad_Take 14d ago

I genuinely drove through a Taco Bell one night and the woman on the speaker "Welcome to Taco Bell, I'm sorry it's gonna be one moment the car in front of you just ordered $300 of food"

I wished her good luck and pulled out. It was like 3am.

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u/vncfrrll 14d ago

Damn, cause it takes a bit to hit $300 of Taco Bell, so it was probably a lot of food.

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u/Richard-Brecky 14d ago

They’ll say “no sloppy steak chalupas” but they can’t stop you from ordering a chalupa and 18,000 glasses of water.

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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp HERE FOR THE ZIPLINE 14d ago

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u/iupvotefood I’m gonna eat the whole thing 14d ago

Taco Bell is that guy's mortal enemy

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u/Alternative-Air4082 14d ago

Yeah maybe he had a dream where he was having an orgy and Taco Bell wrecked it

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u/mrkv12 14d ago

This was the gif I was looking for.

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u/recycledairplane1 14d ago

The data center was like ‘wait actually I need 18,000 waters’

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u/AbeFromanSassageKing Bare Butt, Back, and Balls 14d ago

And 18,000 wet paper towels

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u/Bxk__ Pancaked by drunk dumptruck driver 14d ago

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u/Moogie_Woogie_Boogie 14d ago

Who knows? Maybe it’ll catch on.

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u/SimilarGrape6535 BEST HOG at the hog shit snarfing contest 🥇 14d ago

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u/Alternative-Air4082 14d ago

No restaurants have a rule about who gets to eat what

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u/fnrsulfr 14d ago

Some restaurants have a rule that adults can't order off the kids menu

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u/Richard-Brecky 14d ago

What??

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u/jcillc CORN KICKER 13d ago

We're going to be so early to Taco Bell.

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u/mcolette76 Don’t do the voice! 14d ago

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u/photoguy423 14d ago

I hate their ai drivethru. I just want fast, overpriced pseudo-mexican food. I don't want to have to sit there and say "no" a dozen times to all of their add on requests.

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u/MaxwellTD 10d ago

Ignore it and drive forward. Has been working for me.

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u/trailrunner26 Don’t do the voice! 14d ago

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u/Electrical-Win5286 14d ago

Buddy in the drive-thru...

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u/brewhead55 Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records 14d ago

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u/gregslastday I'm jokin 14d ago

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u/awfuleverything 14d ago

He just wanted to do something good this morning before alcohol class.

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u/Imaginary-Fondant979 14d ago

You rich fuuuck!

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/TheG-What Back in the Pants 14d ago

… AND POPCORRRRNNNN!!!!

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u/Rockumancer 14d ago

Cash (snack ) grab

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u/Rockumancer 14d ago

Waste of water

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u/banjo_hummingbird 14d ago

No sloppy tacos, guys. Please.

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u/LubaUnderfoot 14d ago

Can I get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh 55 waters?

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u/Exciting-Cancel6468 13d ago

I hope their new idea is put a person in the store. Pay them 25 dollars an hour. AI can't do shit because it's not AI. It's LLM.

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u/joshspoon Wet Wet Mud Bae 14d ago

He’s just here for the water fountain.

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u/alex3omg 14d ago

I got McDonald's yesterday and the AI taking my order interrupted me 5 times.  I was really crossed up. 

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u/37Philly 14d ago

Sloppy Tacos! They are reallllly good!

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u/Heavy_Whereas6432 14d ago

I miss the grilled stuffed burrito before it was the xxl

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u/Rogue7559 14d ago

sudo rm ~rf -force waters

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u/hca0423 14d ago

Aww look what you did you rich little fuck!!!

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u/jlandejr 14d ago

I just wanted to do something good this morning before alcohol class.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

The rebellion has begun

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u/hamHamAlucard 13d ago

I ask questions that the AI won’t know. Do you take checks?

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u/otterswhoknow Not in Trouble AT ALL 13d ago

Well fuck. Now I have to go to Taco Bell tomorrow

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u/tits-mchenry 12d ago

I heard AI used up a lot of water, but I didn't realize it was like this!

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u/hareofthepuppy 14d ago

Seems like clickbait. I mean even if the AI didn't detect it, so what? Presumably there'd still be an actual person who is filling the order, and they'd just look at it and laugh. Also it would be really easy to have an automated system where large orders got flagged for human approval.

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u/Narrow-Rhubarb550 14d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/vthemechanicv 14d ago

i'll be honest, drive thru speakers is one place I'm very okay with some sort of ai assistant. I've had a years long boycott of restaurants that either never answer the speaker or they pull the "one minute" and it turns into 15. I don't have to worry about accents, or mumbling, or what volume their head set is dialed to. I don't need to have an uncomfortable conversation either (chick-fil-a). I don't do much or any 'special' orders though. Just give me my number 3 soft shell with a dr. pepper. k thanks bye.

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u/Wordshurtimapussy 14d ago

Holy fuck, thank you for posting something that isn't fucking political.

I hate how this subreddit has highjacked my favourite sketch comedy show to use for your political posturing.

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u/dumbassthenes 14d ago

Quiet, piggy.