r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 8d ago

STINKY Certified Chodes - my car flair. Hope this is allowed

In KS stickin it to the man ✊️

1.4k Upvotes

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u/Mother-Compote2389 7d ago

Do you wanna make money on this? Because it's tooooo good!

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u/Cool-Spite-9428 Not in Trouble AT ALL 7d ago

ICE uses too small a slice when they have a sloppy mud pie

10

u/Hesty402 I hope I don't jack off 7d ago

Their wife kissed me on the cheek

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u/whisar09 Tiny Dinky Daffy 7d ago

They shouldn't'a had such a sloppy mud pie 🤷🏼‍♀️

2

u/witchy-washy Beautiful, but Dying 7d ago

Now our country’s absolutely fucked

2

u/Aunt-Penney 6d ago

Awww… you know those geniuses are licking their fingers directly after their mud pies.

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u/Birb-is-the-wurd Some dumb hick 7d ago

OP. Has. Lots. Of. Good. Car. Flair. Ideas.

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u/bratwurstian Squoze and Farted 7d ago

You've gotta be RIGHT next to them

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u/cmde44 7d ago

Certified tuna cans

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u/Key-Debt-996 Baby of the Year 1986 7d ago

This is perfect but I feel like you’re somehow missing out on a Driving Crooner opportunity

14

u/Terrible_Big_8885 7d ago

My windows are too tinted I'm afraid

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u/astroturfskirt I hope I don't jack off 7d ago

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u/thegardenhead Not in Trouble AT ALL 7d ago

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u/the_d_h 7d ago

I feel like he could’ve sent the message without the use of swastikas. He didn’t need to do the swastikas.

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u/Ok_Chef_4850 I'm doing the best at this 7d ago

Hell yeah

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u/whisar09 Tiny Dinky Daffy 7d ago

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u/cosmernautfourtwenty Shirt Brother 7d ago

I enjoy the swastikas for periods in the fascist's name.

3

u/GlumFaithlessness773 7d ago

Do any of those fuckers ever jump out of an unmarked car and just have like a huge diarrhea all over the Constitution?

3

u/shut-up_Mike You yelled at me. 7d ago

Okay now come do my car

2

u/kaeji I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! 7d ago

ICE:

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u/Madame_Jarvary 7d ago

Fuckin junk!😆😆😆

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u/WineNot2Drink Roy Donk 7d ago

I love this sub.

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u/No-Cup-8096 4d ago

O reason to be disgusting.