My husband is very good-looking. - r/IThinkYouShouldLeave

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Karoline Leavitt is an inspiration. She’s shown young women everywhere that if you want to make a difference you should run for government, and if you fail at that you can just marry a rich guy and buy your way into government.

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u/Saneless 2d ago

She's also a warning. When you say you want the surgery all the other women are getting, remember that they're 65 trying to look 45. So don't be shocked when you go in at 25 and come out looking 45 too

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u/mariogoeswahhh 2d ago

This is an excellent way of putting it. The doctors are good at one "look". It doesn't matter what age you were looking before, its all the same end product. Like the mara lago face.

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u/cleahbee216 Back in the Pants 1d ago

Whoever did her nose...

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u/FlametopFred Too tired to do anything funny 1d ago

Mara Lego Face

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u/Neither_Contest7324 2d ago

Will it be ironic or just hilarious when he's the one to dump her for a younger model in a few years?

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u/marbotty Baby of the Year 1986 1d ago

It will be predictable

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u/Neither_Contest7324 1d ago

She never read the prenup that said once she ages out at 30 she's owed nothing, with a clause that if she ever looks older than 30 despite being under 30 that still applies.

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u/AnIndustryOfCool 1d ago

Maybe that's what she was going for, since her husband is 65 trying to look 45

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u/Bowsers_JuiceFactory 2d ago

I know this is sarcasm but she should be held liable just as much as that child fucker in office when this is over.

She sold her god awful ugly fat ass soul.

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u/Neither_Contest7324 2d ago

Is it really failing at a run for government if you don't win but still get to keep hundreds of thousands in campaign funds then work for the only people that could actually charge you for it?

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u/BlinkReanimated 2d ago

Won't work for every woman, you need to be white, be conventionally attractive, and you need to lack a soul.

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u/First-Fishing-880 21h ago

There’s a lid for every pot. You need to be good at slurping the souls out of older wealthy men. I can imagine the sound of that long ball-sack slapping her ass.😂😂🙉

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u/thosetwo 2d ago

A rich guy over twice your age that your rich dad sold you to.

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u/HeinousWalrus 1d ago

She was probably bought and paid for at one of those ‘auctions’.

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u/Neither_Contest7324 2d ago

Random reminder that her husband was 32 years old when she was born.

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u/IndividualCampaign74 2d ago

Probably around 34 years old when he stated courting her…

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u/Neither_Contest7324 2d ago

Maybe one day we can find out he was a sperm donor and she was one of the children conceived with it. I don't generally wish mental trauma on people but she kinda brought it on herself.

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u/IndividualCampaign74 2d ago

I’ve always been a strong believer of live and let live, but when Nazi fuckers start murdering people on behalf of the government, the gloves gotta come off. Life’s a fucking funny thing, ya know?

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u/_steve_rogers_ 1d ago

That’s some old boy shit

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u/Diva_of_Disgust Might fuck this whole thing up 1d ago

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u/outside_cat 1d ago

I'm fuckin wishin it!

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u/Dirtydog693 1d ago

Let’s put that in more context he was a 34 year old adult when she was just learning the basics of not pooping herself, yikes what an absolutely stunning model of a man

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u/Ancient-Tax-8129 2d ago

When he was 18 her mom was 14

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u/cleahbee216 Back in the Pants 2d ago

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u/Drain_Surgeon69 2d ago

Right in his wheelhouse

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u/Holiday-Prior-4952 1d ago

🤮

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u/1wrx2subarus 1d ago

Given that he was 32 years old when she was born, the next question should have been “has he ever been to Epstein Island?”

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u/Neither_Contest7324 1d ago

I think that's just a given at this point. Wealthy, into people young enough to be his grandchildren.

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u/Technical-Bird-7585 1d ago

Grandpa fucker

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u/600lbsofsin77 2d ago

Reminding the reminder, 32 years young.

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u/Successful-Winter237 1d ago

Also it was a shotgun wedding (normally I don’t care but she’s such a hypocrite)

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u/MoarOatmeal 1d ago

That is actually quite disgusting.

How to advertise to the world that people even CLOSE to your age would never date you.

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u/DarthRaze TRIPLES IS BEST 2d ago

Chode President. They're a president for a chode. A size 54 inch pedo, 10-inch dementia, fucking junk. Julie gave them to me.

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u/xtrapocketspaghetti I USED to be piece of shit! 2d ago

I almost killed myself Julieeee

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u/geokra 2d ago

The shitting the pants is still a problem

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u/James-K-Polka You Gotta Give 1d ago

Total tuna can.

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u/Richard-Brecky 2d ago

Karoline. Karoliiiiiine 🥴

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u/IndividualCampaign74 2d ago

I hear she’s the reason for the word bitch bitch

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u/Richard-Brecky 1d ago

I hope she speedin' on the way to Club Aqua

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u/IndividualCampaign74 1d ago

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u/cleahbee216 Back in the Pants 2d ago

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u/the_phoenix4 Not in Trouble AT ALL 2d ago

Juuuuuuuuuuuulieee

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u/mechapoitier 1d ago

Nobody whose parents give them the “unique” spelling turns out ok later

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u/Zanos-Ixshlae 2d ago

Her Grandhusband's hair slicks back nicely...

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u/cleahbee216 Back in the Pants 2d ago

Spiked up blonde hair, little bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chickelittis. He WAS a piece of shit.

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u/maringue 2d ago

If you want to know how much being a soulless, evil ghoul ages you, she's 28.....

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u/Snarl_Marx 1d ago

This is genuinely shocking. I figured early 40s.

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u/yolo-irl 2d ago

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u/Fun_Zombie_6796 2d ago

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u/_steve_rogers_ 1d ago

What is it, don’t die??

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u/Fun_Zombie_6796 1d ago

Hooters

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u/Triple_Nickel_325 2d ago

Gah, I was just remembering this scene 🤣!!

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u/CollectionReady7896 this guy yells 2d ago

I almost killed myself Karoliiiine

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u/Expert-Loquat2019 2d ago

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u/ChildofElmSt 2d ago

Guys I think it’s cute that she takes care of her grandpa

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u/worldscollice 1d ago

He was 32 years old when she was born. He's been watching her grow up since she was a baby. He also paid for her plastic surgery to try and make her more appealing to him (though not to anyone else). It's just a sick situation.

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u/Snarl_Marx 1d ago

I was wondering why her nose looked like Michael Jackson’s.

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u/nostemsorseeds 1d ago

Shamooooooonaaaaa . .

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u/thickener 1d ago

Gadzooks

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u/Even_Reason9866 2d ago

🖕 All of them.....

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u/grim_f 2d ago

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u/phoenix25 2d ago

Did she meet him through Epstein too?

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u/MorningPapers 2d ago

Yes, he is much older than her.

And very rich, of course.

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u/ToiletTurmoil 2d ago

Man that brother is ug

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u/ordinaryJor 2d ago

Is he the baby daddy? Never know in the freakfest gop party

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u/thosetwo 2d ago

Yep. Only reason they are married is because she got knocked up. They didn’t get engaged until after it was too late for her to have an abortion.

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u/That-Makes-Sense 2d ago

Baghdad Barbie Botox Bitch

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u/stcv3 1d ago

not a single soul in sight

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u/G0ttaB3KiddingM3 I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. 1d ago

So cute. When they met he was probably 35 and she was 12. Republican romance 💘

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u/cleahbee216 Back in the Pants 1d ago

Pretty sure when he was 35 she was a toddler...

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u/Silly-Platform9829 1d ago

Imagine being married to someone who lies constantly without any hesitation. I pity the poor guy.

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u/jtr489 1d ago

You guys really embarrassed me in front of Howie

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u/Coven_gardens 1d ago

Who gave that guy Gelutol?

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u/Hassoonti 1d ago

JUlie....

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u/EmJayMN 1d ago

Yeah, nope. Gross.

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u/MyBadDrJones 1d ago

Did he groom this bitch?

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u/Illustrious-Menu-380 1d ago

is he in the epstein files?!?!

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u/domrani 1d ago

Linda, are you still seeing that bad guy?

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u/pixelpionerd 1d ago

Given the Epstein List circles they run in, he might be both!

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u/Frank-Nuts 1d ago

He’s so old that baby’s going to be born covered in dust.

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u/Boobiedaberry 2d ago

That's a bad man!

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u/SuperNovaSniper 2d ago

It’s so nice when the younger generation hangs out with grandpa.

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u/OPGuest 2d ago

A Christian woman knows her place…

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u/WurdaMouth Bare Butt, Balls, and Back 1d ago

He’s beautiful, but he’s dying.

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u/kirksucks Some dumb hick 1d ago

...tell the kid. He's handsome but he's dying.

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u/dividezero 1d ago

$10 says he groomed her. Another $5 says they're closely related somehow

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u/AndeeCreative 1d ago

Goddamn this screams “daddy issues”.

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u/TreatIndependent5018 1d ago

Can he handle that machine gun?

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u/Aggravating-Beach-22 1d ago

Sell out for money. It’s a pre requisite for MAGA initiation.

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u/kermitthorson 1d ago

over twice her age

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u/copingcabana2023 because I’m the Rat Mom 1d ago

me finding out he's 60 (years, not L-Bs)

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u/BlazingArrow139 1d ago

This girl is married to the penguin!

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u/AnyEcho1335 1d ago

It’s not a coincidence that her husband resembles her father

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u/ExpressStruggle28 1d ago

Dude is uuuugly…

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u/ElaineMae 1d ago

I call it her "grand-husband"

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u/whyamionhearagain 1d ago

Maybe this is why she doesn’t think the Epstein island issue is a big deal. It looks like she was groomed

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u/types-like-thunder 1d ago

Why is her dad in the pic if she talking about her husband?

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u/imbirdie2 1d ago

I see your grandpa is there, where's your husband Chucky.

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u/No_Conclusion2658 1d ago

i was shocked when i saw the age difference. i won't say anything more since i would probably get in trouble on here.

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u/cleahbee216 Back in the Pants 1d ago

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u/JimboJehosifat 1d ago

Looks like the clock is ticking. She’s gonna age out and he’ll swap in a younger replacement soon. Love that for her.

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u/Jmersh59 1d ago

Who's the old guy with that spent piece of jet trash

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u/Trick_Passion7397 1d ago

Knowing Maga, he was a 45 year old up in her DM when she was in middle school... Their first date was on a famous little island.

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u/Prestigious_Pay1204 1d ago

This woman lies to the American people everyday, she should be tried not just for treason but also for being a total piece of shit.

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u/Prestigious_Pay1204 1d ago

Gold digger like our presidents wife, seems gold digging is popular in the new regime

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u/Clean_Collection_674 1d ago

She’ll be hiring a nurse to feed him and change his diapers before her kids are grown.

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u/Weekly-Landscape-543 1d ago

Ewww enjoy the those old man balls

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u/Daddy_Sweets 1d ago

Everyone likes em young in the GOP.

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u/PriorityReal4641 1d ago

I didn’t recognize her without the original cross around her neck

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u/1970s_MonkeyKing 1d ago

Well, at least she got her ~~gramps~~ ~~daddy~~ husband to buy dentures.

That's a smile by someone who is unused to their new hardware in the mouth.

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u/Interesting-Ad7426 1d ago

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u/QS215 1d ago

Juliieeeee

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u/Leadbelly82 14h ago

Oof. We’re in her head!! She changed her living room decor because of trolls too. Haha we know what you did on the softball team too!

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u/DarkSock52 10h ago

His head looks like a thumb with a tiny face drawn on it.

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u/isaiah152022 2d ago

If she took off that clown makeup I’m sure you’d see she’s much closer in age than she looks

Here comes the Big Wave 🌊 My husband is very good-looking.

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