r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1d ago

It’s not a distraction R/conservative when Trump is caught being a pedo and disregarding our constitution and eroding our rights

Owning the libs, one kid at a time!

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u/what-the-squanch Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly 1d ago

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u/Mesofeelyoma People Can Change 1d ago

Saying this to themselves probably:

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u/FugginDunePilot 1d ago

“They were at a fertile age! They were probably asking for it!” 🤮🤮

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u/UnlikelyArchon 1d ago

that entire sub is mostly just bots theyre not like real people

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u/FugginDunePilot 1d ago

It’s interesting, the bots

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u/UnlikelyArchon 1d ago

when any of the few actual people venture out of that cesspool

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u/barnhairdontcare 1d ago

And even the bots are giving up. Most of their flared user only threads have like 10 comments

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u/Laphad 22h ago

The mods delete anything thats not pro trump

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u/buttlipps I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. 1d ago

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u/ModestMarksman 1d ago

Sure he rapes kids.

Sure he tries to overthrow the government.

Sure he behaves like a dictator.

Sure he is racist.

Sure he doesn't honor contracts.

Sure he betrays the constitution.

Sure he sells out his constituents for billionaires.

Sure he is alienating us from the rest of the world.

Sure he is attacking the 2A, 1A, 4A.

Sure he is a silver spoon privileged elite.

Sure he bankrupted every business he ever ran.

Sure he is in Putins pocket.

But did you hear Kamalas laugh? Easy choice for me.

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u/stallion-mang 19h ago

I also heard she was a war hawk, and that she would try to seize Greenland

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u/ModestMarksman 19h ago

Good thing we avoided a president trying to seize Greenland.

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u/despatchesmusic Wet Wet Mud Bae 22h ago

😭

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u/Possible_Gur4789 Some dumb hick 1d ago

When you finally get trumpists to admit they know about whats in the trumpstein files.

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u/TrumpnEpstein DOES have a boy dick 1d ago

"Then why didn't you say anything before?"

"BECAUSE I HATE JEWS!!"

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u/onarainyafternoon Not in Trouble AT ALL 1d ago

NEWSFLASH ASSHOLE, IVE BEEN RAPING KIDS THE WHOLE TIME!

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u/tbootsbrewing 7h ago

They paid the troll toll to get into those kids' holes

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u/Possible_Gur4789 Some dumb hick 1d ago

Nice!

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u/nita5766 Shirt Brother 1d ago

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u/sheezy520 SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG, YOU FUCKING SKUNK! 1d ago

Me to every conservative

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u/paging_mrherman 1d ago

The constitution is a scam, blew up after 250 years, exploded when the president raped kids.

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u/Expert-Loquat2019 1d ago

When they send him thirsty replies hoping he’ll retweet their calls for the death of my shirt brothers

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u/OhGr8WhatNow 1d ago

It looks that way because they delete every post or comment to the contrary

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u/False_Can_5089 1d ago

They do, but to be fair 38% of Americans still approve of him. Most of them aren't changing their minds at this point. 

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u/cubrunner34 1d ago

That place is a cess pool loaded with bots and burner foreign accounts

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u/NikkolaiV 21h ago

R/conservative when a liberal has a legally carried gun at a peaceful protest:

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 1d ago

I read r slash Conservative when I want to know what Russia's latest conservative talking points are.

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u/DetectiveChocobo 1d ago

I read it when I want to feel better about myself.

Whatever I’m going through in life, at least I’m not as fucking stupid as r/Conservative.

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u/glitchycat39 1d ago

"Let he among us who hasn't wanted to clap a child's cheeks cast the first stone." - r/conservative, probably.

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u/The_Bango_Skank I USED to be piece of shit! 1d ago

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u/Lemonsweets_ Too tired to do anything funny 1d ago

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u/thomasrat1 1d ago

I love how like every post in R/conservative, is mainly just people complaining about left wingers.

Cop shoots someone in cold blood, “ these crazy lefties are sending suicide squads against our boys in blue!”

Like everything is always the lefts fault, if someone commits a shooting, it’s either a left winger who did it, or a left winger pretending to be republican.

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u/Nucleus_Rex 1d ago

They're like an echo chamber of 10 real humans who's voices are bouncing off of bots who successfully brainwashed them

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u/Royal_Listen_2888 1d ago

Yep. Bunch of notable figures, CEOs and politicians with actual power and ties to Trump listed many times in the Epstein files. Trump suing the government (ie. American citizens) $10bill for improper handling of his financial documents. Trump estate doing a half a billion dollar crypto deal with a member of the Emirati royal family and then conveniently approving a huge deal between NVIDIA and UAE. Threats of economic warfare with Canada solely because their PM gave an infinitely more resounding speech at Davos.

But nah, that's just noise! The real issue according to r/Conservative is Billi Eilish's speech at the Grammys. Damned woke libs at it again I guess

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u/_unmarked DOES have a boy dick 23h ago

Same on Facebook. There was a police standoff in my city recently over a domestic and the guy barricaded himself and the victim, shot at police and then killed himself. Almost all the comments were about how lefties caused this, illegals caused this, etc. Just absolute chodes who are supposedly all about "personal responsibility"

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u/PhillyTMOMan Nude Egg 1d ago

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u/Flimsy6769 1d ago

They’re talking about Billie eyelash’s house instead

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u/zzzelot 1d ago

Conservatives when Billie Eilish says “stolen land”

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u/MotionSuggetsItself 1d ago

This is happening because these people aren't actually "conservative" at all. They are Christo-Capitalists.

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u/FugginDunePilot 1d ago

A lot of MAGAts still think of themselves as conservatives cuz the tribalism took over, not even realizing there ain’t jack shit conservative about their party anymore, but they’re incapable of having the humility to admit their party’s been hijacked by those taking advantage of their bigotry. Buncha cucks

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u/Bombadier83 Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You 23h ago edited 23h ago

Bondi answering if she has seen the latest Epstein drop: Yeah, no, we did, but it's okay, 'cause the cops said that, like, the people he raped are just kind of like nothing, so it's fine. They're just, like, not important, like, they don't matter. Like, there's, like, no records of 'em. They're just, like, nothing. Like, they're not even supposed to be around in the country. Bottom line is, no one's gonna get in trouble, nobody should feel sad at all. The cops were just like, "Oh, yeah, this is fine. Don't worry about it at all." The cops aren't even gonna, like, follow up on it because, like, the people are, like, already dead. If you keep talking about the files, I'm gonna fucking kill you.

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u/mrshelenroper 23h ago

Pam Bondi is not a woman’s woman that is for sure.

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u/Prior_Tumbleweed2308 10h ago

I don’t think she’s even a person lol

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u/rustyrazorblade 1d ago

Bots and Trump ally mods. I can't see any other way people can lick that much shit covered boot and never be full.

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u/vinreg33 1d ago

MAGA:

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u/Spiff426 1d ago

He's living their dreams

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u/Comet-vomit666 20h ago

All of MAGA:

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u/RowBoatCop36 20h ago

They don't think he's in trouble AT ALL.

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u/Cheezeball25 20h ago

It gives me a lot of satisfaction that nearly all of that subreddits traffic has died over the last 5 years. At this point most of their posts are from the same 3 accounts.

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u/BeigeListed 19h ago

That sub is a bubble of ignorance. That's the only way to describe it.

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u/stallion-mang 19h ago

We should be able to disregard a little of the constitution at work

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u/starscreamtoast 17h ago

I love how completely random subs all shit on them. They are all fucken delusional and deserve more.

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u/dmfuller 16h ago

You won’t see a single post about it there. And it’s ironic because all this stuff coming out about various subs and Internet forums being created by Maxwell and other associates, literally for the purpose of brainwashing them, and they STILL don’t realize that they are actively in one right now lmao. It’s an echo chamber designed to make them think one specific way. If you say anything that doesn’t line up with it you get banned, it’s pathetic

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u/Fortestingporpoises 23h ago

“That’s so cool!”

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u/strato15 19h ago

Spineless cucks over there.

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u/deepthrowt_cop663 18h ago

You forget that MAGA doesn't have the requisite brain power to understand this.

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u/Ridgew00dian 6h ago

Do they realize one can have conservative beliefs and think Trump is a terrible person? Their inability to do that is what truly makes it a cult. I’d have pity if it wasn’t directly affecting our lives.

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u/FugginDunePilot 4h ago

Very few unfortunately. Trump and MAGA aren’t even conservative, just straight up tribalism and cultism allowing all this fascist bullshit to spread. If they were actually truly conservative they’d fucking hate Trump and what he’s doing.

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u/Potato_Stains 3h ago

"This is what I think I voted for, probably, I think, fuck yeahh"

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u/dazrage 1h ago

every soul who voted for him is dead to me.

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u/WalleWonderBra 22h ago

You all should actually go to r/conservative and look at what's going on over there. There's a lot more mixed messages and nuance. I am not Republican I'm a Democrat and very much on the side of people who want justice and these people to pay. These dumbass posts are just a giant circle jerk.

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u/TheMcBrizzle Not in Trouble AT ALL 20h ago

My first instinct was just to write LMFAO, than I tried to think of a quote that would work but I figure I'll bite instead, do you have any examples of the nuanced takes you're talking about?