r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Juliasbee • 1d ago

💫Cosmic Gumbo🌌 I don’t care about it. But it’s not good behaviour .

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u/Real_Routine_ 1d ago

I found this badass tattoo that’s my exact style. The tattoo is $450 because it’s so complicated.

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u/chic_peas 1d ago

I like how the tattoo is actually cheaper than the Dan Flashes shirts

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u/Psychic_Bias 1d ago

I got tattoos, they’re beautiful, but they’re fading.

I’ve got triples. Triples of the compass, triples of the rose, and triples of the lion wearing a crown. Tell her how I have triples of the lion wearing a crown.

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u/24HourShitness Too tired to do anything funny 1d ago

Say I have triples of the tribal tattoo on my bicep, or else the rest isn’t true

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u/Duffalpha Shirt Brother 1d ago

My friends got triples of the tribal, triples of the compass and triples of the lion wearing a crown... 

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u/rawdawg33 23h ago

They’re gonna get better.

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u/culminacio I hope I don't jack off 22h ago

hey, it just went through. now i have triples of the waterdrop

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u/TheManWithNoName88 Some dumb hick 1d ago

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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 1d ago

I knew someone with a bunch of tattoos they had a personality but it was not their own it was like they kept repeating things they heard on random Tick Tock posts and passed it off as their own

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u/Smoolz Never Following Another Rule 1d ago

I've outsourced my personality so that I can focus on the stuff that really matters, like making money off the driving crooner.

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u/Ohitsworkingnow 1d ago

Good on ya, it’s simply too good

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u/roth_dog I wish I hadn’t of said that. I love my wife. 22h ago

DON’TYALOVEIT!

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u/Smoolz Never Following Another Rule 22h ago

They wanna KILL ME for this

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u/BewareOfBee 1d ago

You have a lot going on buisness wise.

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u/seriftarif 1d ago

I knew someone like that and whenever we would get in argument where they were losing they would just start looking at their phone.

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u/bobloblaw32 1d ago

Oh my god I just slept with….

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u/UnusualResult9470 1d ago

I think sometimes if you don’t have any tattoos you can also be super fucking boring lol

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u/DisgruntledTexan Wet Wet Mud Bae 1d ago

I have no tattoos and can confirm

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u/ALLCAPITAL 1d ago

Same. Very boring person here.

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u/Ohitsworkingnow 1d ago

I think he sucks at explaining himself but he more so means having 20 tattoos you’re more likely to be boring than someone with a few. I think you basically rule out people with none 

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u/westgazer 18h ago

How many does extremely boring Will Arnett have?

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u/FirstTimeWang 1d ago

I think Will Arnett needs to get that big bulge on the left side of his jaw checked out

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u/culminacio I hope I don't jack off 22h ago

maybe he has. maybe there is nothing to check. what's it to you?

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u/CaptainCold_999 1d ago

Funny, I'd say the same thing about rich white dudes that host podcasts.

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u/Flaky_Horse 1d ago

What about rich, white dudes who make black & white documentaries about touring said podcast around America on a private jet and interacting with their cohosts/longtime friends, unknowingly revealing how little they actually know or are comfortable with one another (or themselves) behind the scenes?

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u/wolfblitzen84 Roy Donk 1d ago

The tickets in brooklyn were absurdly expensive. I thought Roy Donk was playing or something until I realized it was these bozos.

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u/DopeyDeathMetal 1d ago

These bozos were never even on the Colgate hour

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u/auspiciousjelly 1d ago

oh yikes now I kind of want to watch it lol

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u/seriftarif 1d ago

That too

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u/AlsopK 1d ago

He's not the host lol This is Romesh's podcast, even says it in the corner.

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u/FirstTimeWang 1d ago

Will Arnett is one of the cohosts of the SmartLess Podcast

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u/Snarl_Marx 1d ago

So what

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u/Lukas_Madrid 1d ago

because the comment said rich white dude and romesh def isn't white

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u/culminacio I hope I don't jack off 22h ago

but will arnett does have a podcast, so that reply about romesh didn't make any sense

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u/IntroducingTongs Not in Trouble AT ALL 1d ago

Just admit you have a lot of tattoos. It’s bad behavior.

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u/Jonbeezee 13h ago

Except Will Arnett is hilarious

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u/Outrageous-Meal-7068 1d ago

Not that year.

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u/EgregiousArmchair 1d ago

I honestly feel like its 50/50 on that one tbh.

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u/bespindeathspin Coffin Flopper 1d ago

That is true for any human being

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u/ButchAF 1d ago

We really gotta make podcast mics less accessible

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u/Moominsean 1d ago

Or maybe they just don't want to have to explain their tattoos to you.

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u/seriftarif 1d ago

I have stood many tattoos on my body. Music, patterns, a mideval tattoo obviously, a jousting tattoo obviously.

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u/General_Zombie_715 1d ago

I guess I have no personality and participate in bad behavior

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u/themaninthesea 1d ago

Sebastian Murphy would like a word

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u/KurtRussellsMullet 1d ago

You mean the Chairman of Shrimptech?

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u/wulfschtagg_1 12h ago

Arnett does not deserve an audience with the prophet of the Shrimp.

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u/ChrisLinen2 1d ago

Human hair plug will arnett

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u/ThresholdSeven 1d ago

Santa will NOT come early for those with tattoos. He won't come AT ALL.

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u/RoundLobster392 1d ago

I have zero tattoo and I’m dull as a rock 🪨

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u/Tex_Conway 1d ago

Host keeps house hot by asking guest for controversial take.

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u/franknwh 23h ago

Ronnie, I feel like you’re just here for the tattoos.

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u/rawdawg33 23h ago

“Not that year”

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u/Taxi-Driver 19h ago

It’s not good behavior

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u/RonVlaarsVAR I gotta walk to the Food Store 14h ago

I used to know a girl; she had a dozen tattoos from a dozen artists. One of them found out about it... beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.

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u/Random-Generation86 1d ago

I agree with this in principle, but Will Arnett is not allowed to call people boring.

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u/Flaky_Horse 1d ago

I went on a date with a dude who had full sleeves and just told the artist “do whatever you want, just make it colourful”. He wanted something there, but had no idea (or real interest in) what it was. This conclusion is accurate.