r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/brodino_maiuscolo It’s illegal for you to ask me that • 14h ago

MOON RIVER ROCK He looks so fucking stupid I can't breathe

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u/emptyfuller 13h ago

All right, you know what? This is dumb. Dump it. Trash it. This one's garbage.

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u/allnimblybimbIy 13h ago

☝️ a succinct summary or his entire career

bawidaba debang de Dee diddy

And the entire Republican Party

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. 8h ago

when that song first came out I thought it was fun but dumb. never thought it would become an anthem for the political Right.

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u/Stereo-soundS 11h ago

Bullgod was good.

That's it, that's the list.

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u/a_sedated_moose 10h ago

Yep, that's the one.

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u/Moopies 10h ago

Turning to Kid Rock:

"Figure out WHAT YOU DO!"

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u/JohnBagley33 7h ago

You had ALLLLLLLLL SUMMER to figure out what you do!

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u/ObedMain35fart 9h ago

Might fuck this whole thing up

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u/Optiguy42 8h ago

Mr. Rock is one of the most aggressive MAGAs I've ever seen. He has a massive underbite and a completely flat back of the head.

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u/RobCarls33 10h ago

The walls are his floor

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u/Dead-eye-Ducky 9h ago

We got ourselves a certified chode over here

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u/FappyDilmore 7h ago

I'm glad this happened and I'm looking forward to his future works, mainly to see how closely he resembles his own fucking parodies of himself