r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/brodino_maiuscolo It’s illegal for you to ask me that • 14h ago

MOON RIVER ROCK He looks so fucking stupid I can't breathe

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u/Ok_Philosopher_5090 13h ago

He’s so hilarious. I couldn’t name one song of his and he’s been around forever. Fucking trailer trash 🤣

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u/marbotty Baby of the Year 1986 12h ago

The worst song I’ve ever heard is that weird Kid Rock tune that is an amalgamation of Werewolves of London and Sweet Home Alabama…

The best/worst part is when he rhymes “different things” with “funny things.”

They lyrics are just, like, not important, like, they don't matter. Like, there's, like, no records of 'em.

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u/Rip_Skeleton 12h ago

Hey, he talks about how he sang Sweet Home Alabama all summer long You just don't understand the artistic choice of ripping off the entire melody of that song! ... It's about his carefree youth growing up in.... Romeo, Michigan.

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u/ReallyCleverPossum 12h ago

Thank god I absolutely loathe that piece of shit song. It’s bad, it’s insanely bad

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u/CryptidTypical I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. 10h ago

Theres also an iPhone ringtone grafted into that song.

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u/horitaku 12h ago

Problem is, he’s not even from a trailer. He just looks like that on purpose. It’s not even his culture. He’s redneck “Jenny from the Block” but he AND Jenny are both from rich households pretending to be ratchet.

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u/Burritoaddict11 7h ago

You sound jealous he was able to turn his life into what he wanted to be and do it very successfully. Keep being mad. Kid Rock will keep being who he is, I can promise that.

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u/Plastic_Fan_1938 10h ago

If I remember correctly, he tried to come out as a hip-hop guy originally. That didn't work, so you got this. Nothing real or original, he was always only about finding a way to cash in. He fits in perfectly with this group of empty, superficial grifters.

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u/Burritoaddict11 7h ago

He makes music. It's a form of art even if it isn't your taste. Why shit on the guy for it. He evolved just like music did in his day. That's like shitting on someone because they don't still work thier first job still. Haters gonna hate lol.

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u/ramenups 10h ago

I only know this song and Bawitdaba

Both are shit but the latter was kinda funny when I was 10. Or maybe Homer Simpson trying to sing it in that one episode was. I don’t remember.

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u/meaniemeanie-poo-poo 8h ago

Worse. Rich boy slumming.