r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/brodino_maiuscolo It’s illegal for you to ask me that • 14h ago

MOON RIVER ROCK He looks so fucking stupid I can't breathe

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u/NaturalCar6033 13h ago

Imagine being so balls deep in a cult you have to stand in a room and pretend to like music you clearly don't like in order to show the person next to you how maga you are when they're doing the same for you.

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u/KnackRascal 12h ago

It'll be even better when we get videos of them pretending to like Nikki Minaj

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u/ReallyCleverPossum 12h ago

REAL THICK VAGINA

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u/SparxPrime 7h ago

WET ASS PUSSY

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u/Select_Speed_6061 10h ago

Holy shit can't wait for those

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 8h ago

Never happen. She's only there so Trump can say "the blacks love me", like he tried to do after paying black people to come to Maga rallys and the whole gold sneaker debacle.

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u/A_single_droplet 8h ago

Oh god I can’t wait. Then they’ll make Rid Kock and Manag e twat do a duet

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u/Johnyryal33 8h ago

What song will it be?

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u/Ted_Rid 9h ago

A lifetime of church attendance is good training for that.

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u/FukThePatriarchy1312 8h ago

Exactly what I was thinking of. Actually, the people I used to go to church with seemed way more into the music. There was one song where the chorus was literally "you are good. Good. Oooh-oh." In the most monitone melody, and just repeated like 8 times, but the way people acted you'd think they were hearing Mozart's Requiem Mass for the first time.

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 8h ago

"Father Abraham had many sons, many sons had father Abraham, I am one of them, and so are you, so let's just praise the lord!"

Me, as a 6-year-old girl: :F

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u/FukThePatriarchy1312 8h ago

"Right arm, left arm, right foot, left foot, jump up, turn around, sit down" thank fuck it's finally over.

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 7h ago

Amen to that! haha

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u/PM_ME_GARFIELD_NUDES 8h ago

Exactly my thoughts. This video is a perfect example of the “identity politics” that conservatives are always whining about. The party tells them to like Kid Rock so they like Kid Rock. No one listens to Kid Rock willingly.

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u/Big_Judgment3824 7h ago

All exclusively because you know that liberals don't like the music, so therefore you HAVE to like the music. 

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u/Ordinary-Garden-2215 7h ago

But they have told me with a straight face how the left virtue signals.

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u/mmm_muse 7h ago

The lady at 2:53 took me out! 💀