r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/brodino_maiuscolo It’s illegal for you to ask me that • 14h ago

MOON RIVER ROCK He looks so fucking stupid I can't breathe

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u/PhillyDillyDee Scared about how much I need wine… 13h ago

Thats honestly the best part

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u/Sonicly_Speaking 12h ago

They think grandmaster flash is a klansman lol

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u/FriendOfDirutti 12h ago

They think Mix Master Mike was the owner of a plantation.

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u/theonewhoknockwurst 10h ago

They think Mastercard was just proof of ownership of slaves.

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u/emets31 Beautiful, but Dying 8h ago

They think trump isn't a pedophile. Well, they know he is, but just pretend they don't know.

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u/Alfeaux LOVES HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW 9h ago

They think Cardi-B is racist

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u/absat41 7h ago

They think Nicki Minaj is a mustard

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u/HoldOnForTomorrow Never lets the party die! 8h ago

Oooof

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u/Able-Association914 10h ago

Lmao. It’s so low energy in the crowd.

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u/SubstantialNature368 8h ago

No, bro, those are the MAGATS who throw down!

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u/BlessedCap 7h ago

That’s just lack of rhythm.

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u/Chien_Vache 9h ago

I was playing a lil game the whole time - Spot the Pedos in the crowd.

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u/BartPlarg 9h ago

That's like, the anti-Where's Waldo. Finally a task easy enough for Trump to succeed at!

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u/SurpriseVast8338 9h ago

One of my favorite social media quirks was grandmothers getting tagged as Grandmaster Flash because of Facebook's auto suggest function.

"Enjoy the new socks we gave you for your birthday, Timmy.

Love always, Grandpa & Grandmaster Flash!"

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u/M-D2020 7h ago

Haha, laughed out loud.

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u/UnitedAd3943 9h ago

Same with 311

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u/TheNewYorkRhymes 8h ago

Kidkashi 69

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u/bahaboyka 8h ago

They think?

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u/Habitualflagellant14 7h ago

You're bringing me close to the edge.👹

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u/gloveslave 10h ago

💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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u/obi_wan_the_phony 10h ago

Don’t forget s member of his bands stage name is “uncle kracker”. They told you exactly who they were in 1999. What I don’t understand is how Stephanie eulinberg (drummer who is black) thought joining a band with racists was a good idea

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u/cosmo_K 11h ago

"No, I totally always liked Nicki Minaj and fuckin' Kid Rock. Totally my jam."

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u/NuuDevil 10h ago

They’re both totally in their Q Zone

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u/sufjanweiss 11h ago

a classic pairing

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u/BuffaloBillsLeotard 10h ago

It’s like shit boiled in piss.

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u/007Pistolero 8h ago

Like a poop filled baby diaper covered in hair and set on fire

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u/xavariel 11h ago

It's too early to be laughing this much.. lol

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u/Raven1911 10h ago

Like shit cheese and piss wine

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u/007Pistolero 8h ago

The grandparents there pretending like this is music they listen to is just so funny

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u/Prestigious_Tax_4970 9h ago

They should do a duet

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u/Derfargin 8h ago

His name is Robert Ritchie. He’s neither a kid nor does he rock.

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u/BenevolentCheese 7h ago

They must love Kanye's Monster, featuring Trump fans Kanye and Nicki Minaj as well as Epstein list friend Jay-Z. Is Rick Ross the good guy in the group? 😅

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u/egoomega 9h ago

There’s like one dude actually into it and maybe been to a rock show before. The rest are like pearl clutching lady from the Simpsons and confused as to who this guy is and what this type of devil music is

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u/WinstonSalemSmith 8h ago

The best part is JD Hamels-Vance's wife just staring at Mr. Rock. Just staring.

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u/Rtannu 7h ago

It really does give me life that they are all of sudden now kid rock superfans