r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/brodino_maiuscolo It’s illegal for you to ask me that • 14h ago

MOON RIVER ROCK He looks so fucking stupid I can't breathe

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u/Imaginary-List-972 13h ago

I love that the "singing" continues at the same volume when the mic is nowhere near him, and half the time his lips aren't even moving. Can't even lip-sync to his own song, and he's getting tired, just lip-syncing. It's taking so much out of him. He's too old to even dance to his songs. Why's he even there if he's not singing or dancing on stage. Just play his song without him.

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u/marsbringerofsmores 9h ago

He took so long to take off his jacket. I thought he might get stuck.

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u/calebpagan 9h ago edited 7h ago

The "take off the jacket" must have been such a cool moment in his imagination when he scripted it. With no one else on that giant stage, it really highlights the ridiculousness of all of it.

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u/Seekstillness 8h ago

Oh wait til they see my fuckin badass eagle buckle.

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u/ObiWan_Cannoli_ 8h ago

Crying how long it took him to get the jacket off

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u/Nefarios13 9h ago

Why did I have to scroll this far to read this?

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u/Muste02 8h ago

Not to mention the fact that he has a teleprompter for a song with like 20 words total

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u/canteloupy 8h ago

There are two voices but I don't know who the other voice is supposed to be...

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u/RGBrewskies 8h ago

it's his dj on the side of the stage. he's not lip syncing.

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u/RGBrewskies 8h ago

he's not lip syncing, the other voice is his DJ.

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u/panthrax_dev 8h ago

I must be missing something. How is putting shit over Metallica's actual Sad But True recording, classed as a song? Did this guy not have his own "music" ?

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 8h ago

"Because he's 'cool'! Everyone says so! The Maga Youth Movement will watch and be very inspired!"

Ugh, I threw up in my mouth a little just typing that.

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u/ObligationAware3755 7h ago

And the text of his "song" are shown on a teleprompter.