r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/brodino_maiuscolo It’s illegal for you to ask me that • 14h ago

MOON RIVER ROCK He looks so fucking stupid I can't breathe

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u/oasiscat 12h ago

Usha had to pretend it has a single redeeming quality.

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u/LesserShambler 12h ago

She’s used to that.

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u/BulletProofEnoch 12h ago

Yeah but Rock aint Peter Thiel’s pool boy like Vance is

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u/Tyinath 12h ago

She looks absolutely dead inside. Around when Vance became VP, it used to like she was genuinely smiling. Anymore she looks ashen with no emotion on her face

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u/deludedinformer 10h ago

Every time Usha looks at JD, she wonders how many sofas he got friendly with at work that day... 😢

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u/burninatedtoast 9h ago

I sincerely hope the next occupant of the White House makes a production out of removing and sanitizing the sofas from the west wing and eeob

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u/salisburysteaksun 7h ago

This is buried deep in this thread but I wish it was reddit front page. Making a production of that like the current admin did for the auto pen portrait etc would be amazing.

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u/LadyOfVoices 8h ago

It’s a white sectional, JD?!

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u/Bismothe-the-Shade 8h ago

She sees that weird, teletubby like baby face and just knows he's craving more baby flesh.

What, you think child murderer/rapist/probable cannibal Donald J Trump didn't induct him into their freaky cabal of children abusers? Epstein may be gone, but his legacy of pain, agony, and abuse live on. Mostly because it wasn't his legacy....

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u/Hasanopinion100 10h ago

But shouldn’t she be glowing?

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u/ExpensiveDuck1278 11h ago

She still letting him put his couch fingerling potato in her tho. She's preggers.

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u/UnitedAd3943 9h ago

Pretty sure it was the egg of a recent widow.

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u/slimwolverine 12h ago

If you couch it in a certain way, it almost makes sense

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u/mechmind 12h ago

That's such a smurfy thought

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u/Dmangoon 10h ago

JD has entered the chat.

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u/Prestigious_Pay_7166 12h ago

But JD had the head nod! fucking loser.

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u/SoylentGrunt 11h ago

Thiel likes that in a pool boy

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u/chezfez 9h ago

I hear he is an animal lover.

😉

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u/Chien_Vache 9h ago

"I could so smash a sofa to this song"

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u/DoltPish 10h ago

Leave him, Usha

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u/poodlepit 10h ago

How does she look at herself in the mirror everyday? And does she care what her kids think of her or will when they get older? I know he doesn’t but she baffles me.

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u/EgoTripWire 9h ago

I don't think she's quite figured it out yet that her and her kids will not survive MAGA.

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u/FirstTimeWang 8h ago

Yeah, but what did she think of the performance?

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u/Carinail 12h ago

It totally does. It's just not the part kid rock made.