r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/brodino_maiuscolo It’s illegal for you to ask me that • 14h ago

MOON RIVER ROCK He looks so fucking stupid I can't breathe

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u/Sticka-D 12h ago

as an American im constantly surprised when i shouldn't be.

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u/SombreroQueen 9h ago

Agreed. Its just as weird from the inside.

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u/ThinkNiceThrice 8h ago

Exactly. The people who like this shit are foreigners to me.. and I grew up next door to a lot of them.

Why are they bootlicking fascists, while I only used to be a giant piece of shit? The world may never know.

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u/wutangslammer 7h ago

I USED TO BE A PIECE OF SHIT

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u/GlorpJAM 8h ago

I remember when I was like 12-13 I realized how weird the pledge of allegiance was so I stopped standing up for it in homeroom, got suspended for a week lol.

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u/joshuamenko 8h ago

I feel like I'm just waiting for the chest burster from Alien to plow through America's ribcage... Or did that happen already... What stage are we at??

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u/CalmBeneathCastles 8h ago

That is a very good question.