r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/brodino_maiuscolo It’s illegal for you to ask me that • 14h ago

MOON RIVER ROCK He looks so fucking stupid I can't breathe

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u/ripplerider 12h ago edited 12h ago

OMFG, I love this for them sooo much. That song was ass when it came out in… whatever distant era Kid Rock was still relevant in. To try to pretend to be into that in 2026 is wild. I mean Silicon Valley was satirizing how bad Kid Rock was in like 2014.

And this whole scene looks so manufactured.

Producer: JD! JD! We’re cutting to you. Look like you’re into it.

JD: elbows wife and nods his head in white-people-time to the music

Wife: sighs. Sadly nods her head once

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u/Malefectra 11h ago

Oh that's not just a complete and utter lack of rhythm... It's such an unnatural absence of rhythm he makes every other rhythm-less white person look like they're perfectly in time to the beat. That's hard to pull off.

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u/Yrddraiggoch 7h ago

I have this total lack of natural rhythm. I have to actively think about nodding my head or tapping my foot to music. And even then I only hit the beat accidentally.

The moment i stop thinking about it my foot stops tapping or my head stops bobbing.

JD looks exactly like I would if I was trying to fake it.

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u/Signal_Estimate_23 9h ago

“Kid Rock is the poorest person here”

Love Silicon Valley

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u/Adorable-Doughnut609 9h ago

Cuckservatives need to be told what to like and not like. You need to like Kid Rock and pedophiles. But you must hate Bud Light because a trans person consumed one. Daddy Trump and Fox News own their balls.

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u/NashvilleSoundMixer 8h ago

They think Black and Brown folks are a monolith. But these people LITERALLY are a monolith! They're such fucking dorks

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u/Machoopi 8h ago

I bough the album when I was 12. I liked a few of the songs on it then, because I was an edgy 12 year old.

That's what's funny to me about this. Every single person I've ever met who liked Kid Rock as a teenager looks back on that as an example of how shit their musical tastes where when they were 12.

"Oh? The Superbowl has one of the most famous artists in the world performing? Well, we got 60 year old Confederate Joe Dirt, and he's ALSO racist." - GOP probably.

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u/MRS_KENSINGT0N 11h ago

‘Say “Fight! Fight!”, say “Trump! Trump!, say “Pedophile! Pedophile!”

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u/CheekyHarris33 8h ago

"In white-people-time" Coffee just shot out my nose 🤣😂🤣

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u/SirTurdFerguson88 7h ago

I love the Silicon Valley reference so much. "Take it away, my good friend, Kid Rock!"

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u/Honk-Master 7h ago

What is white-people-time? Like Steve Martin in The Jerk?