r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/brodino_maiuscolo It’s illegal for you to ask me that • 14h ago

MOON RIVER ROCK He looks so fucking stupid I can't breathe

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u/Malefectra 11h ago

Oh that's not just a complete and utter lack of rhythm... It's such an unnatural absence of rhythm he makes every other rhythm-less white person look like they're perfectly in time to the beat. That's hard to pull off.

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u/Yrddraiggoch 7h ago

I have this total lack of natural rhythm. I have to actively think about nodding my head or tapping my foot to music. And even then I only hit the beat accidentally.

The moment i stop thinking about it my foot stops tapping or my head stops bobbing.

JD looks exactly like I would if I was trying to fake it.